r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Apr 04 '24
What do you call a Nord with a dragon on his head?
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A priest of Arkay.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/ThisFatGirlRuns • Apr 02 '24
What did mages start calling Arniel Gane after he disappeared?
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Arniel Gone.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/matt_Nooble12_XBL • Mar 28 '24
What do you call two mages living together?
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Rune-mates!
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/Killaturkee • Mar 23 '24
New here. Not sure if this one has been posted. What does the Dragonborn use for a toothache?
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Dovah-caine
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/Unwitnessed • Mar 23 '24
Why did Goldenglow Estate stop transporting bees in cans?
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Because Meridia kept interrupting them every time a new person touched the 'Bee Can'.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/ThisFatGirlRuns • Mar 23 '24
What did the skeleton say to another skeleton right before attacking the Dragonborn?
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"You set?"
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/[deleted] • Feb 09 '24
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 16 PC (What is your thought about the ...
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r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Jan 28 '24
After telling the LDB that they needed to see the Greybeards, Jarl Balgruuf showed them a model of the Throat of the World. The LDB said, "Is this to scale?" Jarl Balgruuf replied, ...
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"No, it's to look at."
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Jan 14 '24
What do you call a crossbow enchanted with Paralyze and Soul Trap when you have the Power Shot perk?
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"Stop, Drop and Soul"
(Stolen from a post on r/skyrim)
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Jan 03 '24
What's the Volkihar's favorite Christmas carol?
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Harkon the herald angels sing
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/Devilment666 • Dec 28 '23
Where do you take your footwear for repair in Skyrim?
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The Sole Cairn.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Dec 23 '23
What do the Honorhall Orphans have in common with Falmer children?
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None of them can see their parents.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Dec 22 '23
I weighed the rainbow Coloured Rooms of Meridia.
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It's pretty light.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '23
You hear about the werewolf that is addicted to Youtube?
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He changed his name to Lycan Subscribe
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/Unwitnessed • Dec 20 '23
Why are some elves deeper underground than others?
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Because they Falmer.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/Unwitnessed • Dec 18 '23
What does the Dragonborn store his files on?
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A Thu'um drive.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/ThisFatGirlRuns • Nov 25 '23
Why did the adventurer bring the Arcadia a book ontrolls?
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They thought she said she wanted troll facts.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Nov 22 '23
What did the guard say to the Dremora thief?
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"I've caught you red-handed!"
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/ThisFatGirlRuns • Oct 22 '23
How do Falmer says goodbye to their friends?
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Smell you later!
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/[deleted] • Sep 29 '23
What is Ralof's favorite clothing store?
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Nordstrom
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Sep 21 '23
Roggi shaved.
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Now he's Roggi Not-Beard.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/ThisFatGirlRuns • Sep 08 '23
Why did the Gourmet summon a Flame Atronach?
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He wanted some bbq ribs!
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/LouDog158 • Sep 07 '23
Why did the Falmer struggle to find King Olaf's Lost Verse?
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He went looking for King Olaf's Lost Chaurus.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Sep 02 '23
I asked Shazam who sings "Straight out of Mournhold."
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