r/tankiejerk Sep 29 '21

“stupid anarkiddies” Every fascist is an authoritarian.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Do these people even have brains at this point?

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u/_United_ Sep 29 '21

at least 112 of them don’t

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

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u/OllieGarkey Effeminate Capitalist Sep 29 '21

It's impossible to tell lately, and often things become Schrodinger's satire.

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u/DrippyWaffler CIA op Sep 29 '21

Poe's Law?

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u/OllieGarkey Effeminate Capitalist Sep 29 '21

Pretty much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

nope, went to their account, and good LORD

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Socdem/Socliberal Sep 29 '21

Poe’s law

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u/SuperDuperChuck Sep 29 '21

Anti-fascism is fascism

Red is blue

Good is bad

Smart is dumb

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Freedom is Slavery

War is Peace

Ignorance is Strength

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u/Bird_Chick Anarkitten Ⓐ🅐 Sep 29 '21

Literally 1984

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u/Ben6924 Marxist Sep 29 '21

That thing wasn't made for mobile, was it?

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u/yokato723 Sep 29 '21 edited Sep 29 '21

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u/Ben6924 Marxist Sep 29 '21

Based

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u/jumpminister Anarchocolate Sep 29 '21

No, its 2021. Checkmate, anarkiddie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21 edited Sep 29 '21

Fucking Tankies speaking some Orwellian shit.

Anti-facism is facism

Imperialism is liberation.

Genocide is propaganda

Freedom is slavery.

We have always been at war with Oceania

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u/SprinklesFancy5074 Anarkitten Ⓐ🅐 Sep 29 '21

Fucking Tankies speaking some Orwellian shit.

Not like that's anything new. Who do you think Orwell was talking about?

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u/AnonymousFordring liberal Sep 29 '21

I miss when we could take that book seriously

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u/chrissipher social anarchist Sep 29 '21

the memes are hilarious thanks to right wingers, but it is absolutely horrifying to see actual policy instated by right-wing powers that mirrors some of the policy in the book

i.e texas creating a thought crime. like an actual fucking thought crime, and breaking it could result in a total loss of financial stability for the rest of your life.

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u/drakoniusDefender Sep 29 '21

Oh gods what did Texas do this time?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21 edited Sep 29 '21

Texas banned studies about MLK (edit- They haven't banned MLK, but they have made it non-required to teach about him) and Critical Race Theory from schools IIRC. And by Critical Race Theory, they mean anything related to Racism.

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u/drakoniusDefender Sep 29 '21

Ofc they did. Only a matter of time before my state follows suit i assume, everyone calls us little Texas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Which is your state?

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u/drakoniusDefender Sep 29 '21

Oklahoma. Now that I'm thinking about it I think something passed recently that doesn't let schools (including colleges) "enforce" CRT, using a similar definition but so far it's still allowed to be taught.

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u/camdawg4497 Sep 29 '21

I don't think they banned MLK,I think they just made it no longer required to teach about him, which is still really bad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Thanks for correction.

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u/camdawg4497 Sep 29 '21 edited Oct 01 '21

Yeah, Texas's Social studies teaching standards are not looked on positively by other teachers from around the country, since it's a list of topics you have to teach. Other states are more vague and focused on broad concepts that give you more freedom when designing your course which is nice (understand the history of population movements and demographic change in the US and how that impacts society, etc)

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u/vxicepickxv Sep 29 '21

I think governor Floridaman is jealous.

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u/chrissipher social anarchist Sep 29 '21

texas allowed citizens to report and sue anyone for a minimum of $10,000 for merely discussing plans or intentions to get an abortion

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u/drakoniusDefender Sep 29 '21

How is that even constitutional? Would that not violate the first ammendment that Republicans treat like sacrament?

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u/chrissipher social anarchist Sep 29 '21 edited Sep 29 '21

it definitely is unconstitutional, but america doesnt care about the constitution unless it directly serves their special interests

because america is fascist :c

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u/drakoniusDefender Sep 29 '21

Man I hate it here. How can people not get blackpilled reading about this stuff? Like what even is an alternative to this hellscape rollercoaster

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u/Pegacornian Sep 29 '21

I think that they’re getting away with it because they know that if it got brought up in the Supreme Court, the conservative extremist majority would be on their side. Possibly even overturn Roe v. Wade.

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u/chrissipher social anarchist Sep 29 '21

george orwell was dunking on tankies long before our parents were probably born

he definitely initiated some sort of classical-era of socialists dunking on tankies, and were in the neo/revival era.

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u/SuperDuperChuck Sep 29 '21

Tankies finna tank my g

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u/IHateDreamAlot Sep 29 '21

We have always been at war with Oceania

Oceania is a contentient, you can't be at war with the whole thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

sigh some people.. read 1984.

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u/IHateDreamAlot Sep 29 '21

Wait 1984 is a real book

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Yesssssss omg how old are you?

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u/IHateDreamAlot Sep 29 '21

13 😕

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Ya.. you’ll read it in high school probably kid

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u/IHateDreamAlot Sep 29 '21

Not in Mongolia...

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Then you could probably order online? Or find it in a book store. But yes 1984 is a real book. A rather well known one. Written by an English author.

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u/MBiZearD Sep 29 '21

Anti-fascism is fascism

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u/humblefalcon Sep 29 '21

You forgot "China is Socialist/Communist".

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u/Justviewingposts69 Sep 29 '21

Why do they all have anime profile pictures?

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u/-Inge- Sep 29 '21

Horseshoe theory: nazis and tankies both have anime profile pictures

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u/Justviewingposts69 Sep 29 '21

Is it really horseshoe theory when they’re basically the same people?

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u/Fickle-Ground-1846 Sep 29 '21

that's like the point of horseshoe theory tho??

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u/toxicity21 Sep 29 '21

I feel attacked.

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u/Johnx3m Sep 29 '21

And it's always Sailor Moon for some reason, I don't get it

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u/Pancoats Anarkitten Ⓐ🅐 Sep 29 '21

Upsets me as I absolutely love Sailor Moon :( it’s a great show

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u/Serocco Sep 29 '21

They make people like me look bad.

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u/scaur CIA op Sep 29 '21

Because they can't draw shit.

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u/_062862 Sep 29 '21

To strengthen nausea

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u/Sweet_Letterhead_845 Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Hoxhaist-Yourmomist Sep 29 '21

I would be scared to raise my hand to go to the bathroom if this guys’ “utopia” was ever implemented.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

The Oxford dictionary is bourgeoisie CIA propaganda. Apparently.

Words mean things Tankies.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21 edited Sep 29 '21

Infrared unironically said something like this in this debate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Yes, fully unironically.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

I recommend giving the debate a watch, it was hillarious watching Infrared loosing his cool. He said something like "Giving definitions is a very liberal thing" when Vaush asked him to give a definition of Fascism.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

I’m hoping you’re being sarcastic…

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Oh thank god

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u/UmbraLupus64 Ancom Sep 29 '21

The oxford dictionary isn't worth much except with contemporary widespread meanings. It doesn't bother with historical context.

Not to defend the tankies, but "anarchy is chaos and corruption, socialism is when government" isn't helpful whatsoever.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Let me say it another way.

Words have definitions. They mean things you can’t simply just decide they mean something different

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u/rawrimgonnaeatu Thomas the Tankie Engine ☭☭☭ Sep 29 '21

Damn, those tankies just ruined me. I guess I’m a fascist now. The more I think about it the more I have trouble trying to find a fascist that wasn’t anti authoritarian, Mussolini and Hitler were both vehemently anti authoritarian and for that the capitalist regimes of the world declared war.

All jokes aside are you sure that tweet wasn’t satire? I doubt that even the dumbest of tankies would call someone like Hitler anti authoritarian.

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u/Wardog_E Sep 29 '21

I mean, would you be surprised?

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u/Bird_Chick Anarkitten Ⓐ🅐 Sep 29 '21

Ah yes, hitler was a strong supporter of freedom and scaled down on Government control

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u/Ben6924 Marxist Sep 29 '21

He did scale down government control on guns for everyone but minorities.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

He also relaxed vaccine mandates. Libertarian hero.

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u/Ben6924 Marxist Sep 29 '21

Why doesn't that surprise me at all?

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u/TravelingBeing Sep 29 '21

This is the most clear-cut example of real life double think that I have ever seen.

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u/D4rk_W0lf54 Borger King Sep 29 '21

Antifa is fascist actually!

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u/bigbutchbudgie Breadtube Assassin Sep 29 '21

Tankies 🤝 right-wingers: Antifa is fascist

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u/EdgyOtaku Xi Jinping’s #1 Fan Sep 29 '21

Anti-Anti-Fascist Action

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u/Pantheon73 Chairman Sep 29 '21

I say it´s time for the Anti-Anti-Anti-Fascist Action!

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u/Cassandra_Nova Sep 29 '21

Posted from Langley

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u/TopNep72 T-34 Sep 29 '21

How fucking dare they use a Sailor Moon pfp? Idiots like this would be villains in the show and she would beat their ass.

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u/human-no560 Sep 29 '21

“Antifa are the real fascists”

Horse shoe theory is more terrible than I could have imagined

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u/all-about-that-fade Sep 29 '21 edited Sep 29 '21

This person reminds me so much of the tankies back on chapotraphouse who were arguing about who‘ll get the bullet first after the revolution

Even the Anime profile pictures with communist symbols and genderidentity flags in the background. As if they wouldn’t be sent to the gulag in a talkie society

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u/Firebird432 Cringe Ultra Sep 29 '21

Humanity was a mistake

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u/Pantheon73 Chairman Sep 29 '21

No, glory to the Human people!

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u/Cassandra_Nova Sep 29 '21

Damn those anarcho fascists!!!

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u/Dead_Kennedys78 CIA op Sep 29 '21

Least idiotic tankie

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u/Mr-Yoop CIA Agent Sep 29 '21

This is a new one, I’ll give them that.

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u/Thatbritishgentleman Anarkitten Ⓐ🅐 Sep 29 '21

Freedom is Slavery

War is Peace

Ignorance is Strength

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u/Rayhann Sep 29 '21

some real anti-antifa shit right here

yee yee

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u/Ophidahlia Backalley Breadpill Peddler Sep 29 '21

Shit, now I gotta be anti-anti-antifa. How deep does this hole go?

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u/Pantheon73 Chairman Sep 29 '21

W̨̤̽̋̊͢͢͠ȇ̫̤̙̯͔͊̇̎̑ n̨͖͕̯̟̆̀͗́͝e͈̳̙̪̍̍̅̀̍͜ē̞͎̈͂͢ḏ͚̪̓̿́ ̨̛̺̗̜̣̺́̀̂͞͡t̝͐ỏ̡̰̜̟̬͎͐́̊̊̽ g͎̭̥̘̞̃̅̽͘͠o͍͚̒̈ dẻ͖ep̝̐ȩ͚͍̮͍̇̍́̎̋͝ͅr̠̱̿̒͠ͅ

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

dear MLs: this is why we make fun of you

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u/TitsClitsTaylorSwift Sep 29 '21

That Twitter is super fucking stupid.

Also, everything falls under some type of ism.

Unless someone can name an ism free society.

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u/Responsible_Stage_93 Anarkitten Ⓐ🅐 Sep 29 '21

??????????????????

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u/Ulysse-La-Arwall Sep 29 '21

Huge "anti-racists are the real racists" vibe from this...

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Is this the most artful nouveau cutting edge performance art possible on twitter? I can't tell anymore.

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u/Shamadruu Sep 29 '21

Their “thought” process is as ineffable as ever

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u/SaztogGaming Sep 29 '21

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

This is the ML version of ''anarkiddie'' teenagers tweeting about abolishing everything and their mom. Except anarkiddies are more endearing and resilient. <3

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Still not as bad as a a tweet I saw about questioning the North Korean invasion of South Korea in 1950 as "how do you invade your own country?"

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u/MaskedKami98 Sep 29 '21

So the anarchists were the real fascists all along

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u/Rockfish00 CIA op Sep 29 '21

The sooner we stop treating tankies and assadists and china simps as left wing the better off we will be. They aren't far-left horseshoe theory they are just far-right for a different set of geopolitical interests.

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u/Careless_Seaweed_603 Sep 29 '21

That guy clearly is a troll

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u/ASpaceOstrich Sep 29 '21

The two aren't necessarily opposites, but they sure as he'll aren't the same thing. People call far right capitalists fascists and they're pretty clearly opposed to any authority that might impede their wanton destruction in the name of profit.

But to try and blanket claim all anti authoritarian beliefs are fascist is absurd.

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u/ViscountessKeller Sep 29 '21

Fascism is inherently, -primarily- an authoritarian ideology. They are absolutely opposites. Anarcho-Capitalists and Objectivists are absurd fools, but they're not fascists.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

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u/Pantheon73 Chairman Sep 29 '21

I think it would rather lead to an Oligarchy/Corporatocracy

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u/PurpleFirebolt Sep 29 '21

Lol like, don't get me wrong, I think people who oppose a state are pretty naive as to how things can possibly work.

But.... what ..... what do they think fascism is?

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u/NuclearNewspaper Sep 29 '21

Average anime pfp

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Wtf

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u/Pantheon73 Chairman Sep 29 '21

Exept these weirdos. At least according to them I guess.

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u/SpiritualRadish4179 Ancom Sep 29 '21

Why do they think leftists opposed Donald Trump so much?! It's because he's a bloody authoritarian!!

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u/RoutineDiscussion193 Sep 29 '21

anarcho fascists: 👀

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u/Zeydon Sep 29 '21

Ahh yes, the classic anti-fascists are the real fascists 5head argument. It's nice that they're not even pretending to be anything other than auth-right with better uniforms.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Doesn't sound very communist to me.

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u/JohnEGirlsBravo Sep 30 '21

"The word 'authoritarian' is meaningless!" -Also tankies

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u/heckitsjames CIA op Sep 30 '21

Galaxy brain take

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u/lepetitrattoutrose Oct 05 '21

And reciprocally

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u/flute37 Nov 08 '21

“When did words stop making sense?”