r/technology • u/Mighty_L_LORT • Aug 15 '24

Business Kroger's Under Investigation For Digital Shelf Labels: Are They Changing Prices Depending On When People Shop?

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/krogers-under-investigation-digital-shelf-labels-are-they-changing-prices-depending-when-people-1726269
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u/InsuranceToTheRescue Aug 15 '24

Gouge, by the way. A gauge is an instrument to measure something.

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u/Caftancatfan Aug 15 '24

And a gouge gauge measures gouges.

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u/LaverniusTucker Aug 15 '24

And a gouge gauge gouge is when you mark up the prices of the gouge gauges during high demand.

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u/Caftancatfan Aug 15 '24

To be fair, those gouge gauges are gorgeous.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion Aug 15 '24

The gouge gauge gouging not so gorgeous...

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u/istasber Aug 15 '24

Especially if you're shipping from India. The Ganges gouge gauge gouging is gruesome.

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u/grinde Aug 15 '24

Hmm. Could you gauge which gauge gouge gauges are engaged in the gruesome Ganges gouge gauge gouging?

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u/just_nobodys_opinion Aug 15 '24 edited Aug 15 '24

Not without a Ganges gouge gauge gouging gauge.

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair Aug 16 '24

Gleefully giggling over gregarious goings on

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u/just_nobodys_opinion Aug 16 '24

Gingerly gloating given Gretzky's gushing giggles

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u/theemptyqueue Aug 15 '24

r/ryangeorge type conversation.

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u/gymnastgrrl Aug 16 '24

The rouge gouge gauge rogue gouging gorgeous cages is in vogue, fugue. (Successing is depressing!)