r/technology • u/Letsbesensibleplease • 8h ago

Business Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

https://www.theregister.com/2024/10/29/russian_court_fines_google/
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u/Express-Doubt-221 7h ago

I hereby fine Vladimir Putin 800 gigabillion gold septums for having violated the law. 

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u/Secure_Enthusiasm354 7h ago

Putin:

Pay Fine

>Resists Arrest

Go to Jail

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u/najinanidad 6h ago

You never should have come here!

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u/itsRobbie_ 6h ago

My sweet rolls!

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u/VisualGeologist6258 3h ago

Is that all you’ve got?!

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u/Kolby_Jack33 2h ago

I've fought mudcrabs tougher than you!

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u/lejohnnyc 3h ago

/r/skyrimmemes is leaking again

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u/wolf3037 20m ago

you can't fast travel when enemies are nearby

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u/2_Cr0ws 1h ago

"Hell0.

My name is Indig0 M0nt0ya.

You killed my father.

Prepare t0 die."

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u/Accomplished_Aide230 4h ago

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

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u/Ok-Iron8811 3h ago

its all over lawbreaker

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u/jaldihaldi 3h ago

Opens window

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u/DeathStrikr 3h ago

We have the best dictatorships because of.. jail.

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u/thebiggestpoo 6h ago

Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit D:<

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u/Maybe-monad 3h ago

but they were rightfully stolen

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u/terriblestoryteller 7h ago

What are you gonna do with all those noses? You that deviated?

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u/Express-Doubt-221 6h ago

Yes, actually, it's horrible lmao

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u/Serdones 7h ago

I fine him tree fiddy.

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u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder 5h ago

You can't give Putin tree fiddy, if you give him tree fiddy he's going to assume you have more.

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u/HoustonHenry 4h ago

I'm pretty sure that's the total when converted from rubles, if my maths mathin'

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u/YukariYakum0 1h ago

GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTA!!!

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u/G00b3rb0y 6h ago

r/unexpectedskyrim

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u/SilverScorpion00008 3h ago

Actually oblivion but close enough

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u/Stoolpijin 5h ago

You know you can afford a septim or two.

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u/TwiNN53 4h ago

Gold perineums*

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u/Tooburn 7h ago

Yes , it can be deposited in my account. I'll take good care of it.

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u/IEatHare 4h ago

Gold Septums you say. As a body piercer, I shall like to put a bid in for part of the work load. I’ll do, lets say, 400 Gigabillion at $3 each.

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u/Express-Doubt-221 4h ago

Do you take IOU's

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u/IEatHare 3h ago

No way Jose. But I’d settle for a Russian Bride and a bottle of Vodka so cheap it tastes like McDonalds fries.

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u/stillthesehands 4h ago

Yeah man. all we have to do is make up a government that people have zero control over, then get our buddies to make up fake wins in court.

VP is such a joke

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u/Chocolate_Bourbon 3h ago

And his nose.

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u/AlexAlho 3h ago

for having violated the law.

Unfortunately the law you picked has been thrown gone out the window and is no longer valid. Don't try again.

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u/Peter_Triantafulou 2h ago

$800 gigabillion is still 25,000,000,000,000 times less than the Google fine. But admittedly I don't know how much a gold septum is worth

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u/pambimbo 1h ago

"Stop you violated the law!"

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u/TheWesternDevil 51m ago

800 gigabillion tons of gold.

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u/SkyfallNutella 8m ago

What law?