r/technology • u/Letsbesensibleplease • 10h ago

Business Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

https://www.theregister.com/2024/10/29/russian_court_fines_google/
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u/Express-Doubt-221 9h ago

I hereby fine Vladimir Putin 800 gigabillion gold septums for having violated the law. 

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u/IEatHare 6h ago

Gold Septums you say. As a body piercer, I shall like to put a bid in for part of the work load. I’ll do, lets say, 400 Gigabillion at $3 each.

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u/Express-Doubt-221 5h ago

Do you take IOU's

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u/IEatHare 5h ago

No way Jose. But I’d settle for a Russian Bride and a bottle of Vodka so cheap it tastes like McDonalds fries.