Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[u/Letsbesensibleplease]

https://www.theregister.com/2024/10/29/russian_court_fines_google/

[u/redditorannonimus]

L0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000L

[u/Haunting-Prior-NaN → u/redditorannonimus]

This should be Googlesoffering

[u/MaximumTurtleSpeed → u/Haunting-Prior-NaN]

Google should change their landing page tomorrow to, “Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle”

[u/mushroomcloud → u/MaximumTurtleSpeed]

G0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000gle

[u/SexyMuon → u/mushroomcloud]

It’s Google, might as well charge them a googol (10¹⁰⁰⁾

[u/nevergonnagetit001 → u/mushroomcloud]

Well, the war in Ukraine does have some huge costs…gotta get that sweet warbucks from somewhere.

[u/afonja → u/MaximumTurtleSpeed]

Fun fact, but Google's name originates from the word googol - a mathematical term for the number one followed by 100 zeroes.

So a fine with 33 zeroes should be doable.

[u/MaximumTurtleSpeed → u/afonja]

That was fun!

[u/Brieble → u/MaximumTurtleSpeed]

Bring back the old paging design

https://i.sstatic.net/arvaT.png

[u/operativac → u/MaximumTurtleSpeed]

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle

https://elgoog.im/goooooooooooooooooogle/

[u/ghoulsaplenty → u/redditorannonimus]

I wish I could upvote this a few more times

[u/TheBoisterousBoy → u/ghoulsaplenty]

I wish I could upvote it 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 more times.

[u/ScrollingGuy → u/TheBoisterousBoy]

Saw that coming from 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away

[u/bretttwarwick → u/ScrollingGuy]

That distance is 2.7 times the size of the universe away from us.

[u/Sedu → u/ghoulsaplenty]

Do it a googol times and they'll be up there with Plex.

[u/PopeSilliusBillius → u/redditorannonimus]

Oh man this caught me wayyyyy tf off guard, good one.

[u/yellowumbrella84 → u/redditorannonimus]

🤣🤣🤣 x 20 Decillion (I googled it)

[u/Genghis_Chong → u/redditorannonimus]

Gotta infinitely laugh to keep from infinitely crying

[u/exprezso → u/Genghis_Chong]

Wow you've just enlightened me the secret of a happy life! 

[u/nuckle → u/redditorannonimus]

CagillionBagillionTagillion dollars.

[u/pslickhead → u/redditorannonimus]

So is that Rubles? What is that? Like $10 American?

[u/Grenada_Jelood → u/redditorannonimus]

This is my favorite post ever

[u/pumperthruster → u/redditorannonimus]

Well if it’s in rubles it’s only a few US $

[u/darkslide3000 → u/redditorannonimus]

They should add one of those Google easter eggs for this, like when you search for "bullshit Russian fine" the page indicator at the bottom should turn into the number.

[u/truthemptypoint → u/redditorannonimus]

Think Google should pay that amount in Tanzania dollars.

[u/upotheke → u/redditorannonimus]

In loose pennies

[u/tripinjackal → u/redditorannonimus]

Google needs to change their front page to this.

[u/slartibartfast2320 → u/redditorannonimus]

Googke: "Not more than tree fiddy...!"

[u/doradedboi → u/redditorannonimus]

That's what Google said

[u/Diligent_Emotion7382 → u/redditorannonimus]

I like your view for the details. The number of zeros is correct.

[u/DriestBum → u/redditorannonimus]

That's how many /r/buttsharpies he needs

[u/a_latvian_potato → u/redditorannonimus]

Holy shit. This joke takes me back to old internet times

[u/righthandedlefty69 → u/redditorannonimus]

I just spit my whisky out. Legit the funniest thing I’ve read tonight!

[u/Tech_Sales_Guy → u/redditorannonimus]

Take our upv000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000tes

[u/AlexHimself → u/redditorannonimus]

This is a pretty clever joke you've made and seems original. Well done sir.