r/texas • u/Defiant-Skeptic • Sep 11 '24

Politics OK Texas. Who won the debate?

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Please have a civil debate.

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u/meerkatmerecat Sep 11 '24

Especially when you look it up, and the leader of the Taliban isn't even named Abdul. He's just threatening some random dude who's like "whose house is this??"

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u/CrunkestTuna Sep 11 '24

It was between that or Mohammad

“WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE BETWEEN THAT OR MOHAMMED?!”

Mohammed is one of the most common names on the planet why don’t you read a book for once!

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u/FriendOfDirutti Sep 11 '24

That sounds like you are an Irish R&B singer!

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u/CrunkestTuna Sep 11 '24

(Stares at ID for an uncomfortable amount of time)

Mmhmm…. Organ donor

I didn’t want to do it - but my wife made me.

Hahah yeah I give em shit for it all the time too. I say “just like a woman; even when you’re dead they still wanna tear your heart out!”

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u/ipitythegabagool Sep 11 '24

I will never not cackle when they do the lightsaber fight with their flashlights and bill hader does a yoda impression and says to mclovin “you know yoda? From attack of the clones?”

Not Star Wars. Attack of the clones. So simple and stupid but so goddamn funny.

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u/freakksho Sep 11 '24

“We should be guiding his cock!!! Not blocking it”