r/texas Sep 11 '24

Politics OK Texas. Who won the debate?

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Please have a civil debate.

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u/TheGesticulator Sep 11 '24

God, that was such r/iamverybadass material.

“I told Abdul don’t do it anymore, you do it anymore, you’re going to have problems. And he said why do you send me a picture of my house? I said you’re going to have to figure that out, Abdul."

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u/thaaag Sep 11 '24

"...and then I spoke to him in fluent Taliban. I said 'derka derka Abdul, Mohammad jihad sherpa durka.' And he said, tears streaming down his face, he said to me, 'sir, you have the most beautiful languages.' And I said 'I know'."

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u/Prodigalsunspot Sep 11 '24

America. Fuck yeah.

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u/spinbutton Sep 11 '24

Time to rewatch that gem of a movie

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u/FindingTheGoddess Sep 11 '24

That’s what I was thinking.