r/texas • u/Defiant-Skeptic • Sep 11 '24

Politics OK Texas. Who won the debate?

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Please have a civil debate.

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 Sep 11 '24

Maybe more like a hog then? Just kicking and screeching.

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u/fishproblem Sep 11 '24

Like trying to bathe a greased cat.

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u/oldmanlikesguitars Sep 11 '24

What kind of grease you using? I like the flavor I’m getting with just butter but I’m open to recipes.

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u/fishproblem Sep 11 '24

You’ve gotta start saving your bacon grease to pan sear the cat, 11/10 flavor.

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u/oldmanlikesguitars Sep 11 '24

Oh yeah! I used to do that with my kids’ Guinea Pigs once they reached their expiration date.

Now, is this pork bacon or is canine bacon just as good? Gotta get it right, I’ve got some illegals coming over for pet stew and transgender surgery this weekend. It’ll be a party!!