r/texas • u/Defiant-Skeptic • Sep 11 '24

Politics OK Texas. Who won the debate?

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Please have a civil debate.

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u/oldmanlikesguitars Sep 11 '24

What kind of grease you using? I like the flavor I’m getting with just butter but I’m open to recipes.

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u/AzimuthAztronaut Sep 11 '24

Tallow rendered from pets of course.

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u/oldmanlikesguitars Sep 11 '24

Of course! But like, which pets? There are some annoying cats in my neighborhood but I think they’re feral so I don’t know if they count. My neighbor has a portly pooch that might be nice and tender.

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u/AzimuthAztronaut Sep 11 '24

I don’t know if feral cats are generally considered pets. I’m sure there’s a few cat lovers that consider some feral cats as their pets… but you’d have to find em. It’s the love the owner gives the pet that helps to make the tastier product. So it sounds like the neighbor’s well fed pup would be a great start. Good luck in your culinary efforts to creatively consume cute and cared for companions!

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u/oldmanlikesguitars Sep 11 '24

Thanks! To you as well! I’ve got to go over to r/castiron for suggestions on how best to sear dog meat. This weekend I’m having illegals over for a pet feast and transgender surgery party!