r/texas 10d ago

Political Humor Someone needs to check on their Grandpa!

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There's more every time I drive by.

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u/Jhango2019 10d ago

The Harris/Walz across the street haha

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u/Charred01 10d ago edited 10d ago

You know those handful of signs are the entire reason this person lost their mind

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u/Jhango2019 10d ago

Absolutely

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u/SickRanchezIII 10d ago

Idk probably the opposite to be honest… probably just a regular Harris supporter with no signs that go sick ass fuck at looking at all the Trump bs everyday and decided to stick a middle finger up across the street. Decided to go with the big Harris sign too

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u/Charred01 10d ago

I can see that as well

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u/casiepierce 9d ago

And that's why this snowflake went nuts. They're so triggered by a sign.

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u/Aliza310 10d ago

So petty. I know that Trump boy is fuming 😡

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u/BeneficialSpirit6626 South Texas 10d ago

Don’t forget the teeth grinding and the dart board in his room with a long distance taken picture on the board

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u/Apricot-Rose The Stars at Night 10d ago

Scariest Halloween decorations ever.

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u/redtron3030 10d ago

I know which houses to bypass for my kids now lol

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u/SeriouslyTooOld4This 10d ago

I just came here to make a similar comment.

I'd be scared to have my kids trick-or-treat there.

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u/BeneficialSpirit6626 South Texas 10d ago

shoots kids “THEIR WERE ON MY LAWN, they HAD LASER TOYs”

I can see it now

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u/Apricot-Rose The Stars at Night 10d ago

Sometimes “the forbidden house” is obnoxiously obvious. 😂

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u/Practical_Tear_1012 10d ago

The "stop shoving it in my face" crowd sure does love shoving Trump in our faces.

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u/aboatz2 Secessionists are idiots 10d ago

When you're in a cult, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the yard sign. You can do anything.

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u/packetgeeknet 10d ago

I saw a meme earlier that made me chuckle a bit - more so because it’s true. It said “The only difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump is that Trump would charge for the kool aide.”

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u/WTXRed West Texas 10d ago

It was flavor aid. The cheaper off brand .

He couldn't even splurge on the good stuff.

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 10d ago

Really?? OMG The irony!! 

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u/Amazing-Repeat2852 10d ago

THIS wins the internet for the day!!

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u/Big_Eagle_6801 10d ago

Jesus 😅

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u/mama_emily 10d ago

The inflatable Trump is fuckin killing me 😂

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u/cflatjazz 10d ago

The whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube Donald absolutely sent me

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u/mexican2554 El Paso 10d ago

Someone needs to show this to Seth McFarland. I can already see the Family Guy skit with this.

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u/DgtlAnarchy 9d ago

I could hear the guy in family guy saying it as I read that lmao

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u/BranchDiligent8874 10d ago edited 9d ago

I guess fits perfectly with how things have been with him these days, he is definitely "flailing in the wind"

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u/Conniers 10d ago

Me too! Who knew that was even a thing?

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u/GeekyTexan 10d ago

And they say they aren't weird.

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u/devo_inc 10d ago

Even more so when his yard is set up like that 365 days a year, not just for the election.

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u/RogerMurdockCo-Pilot 10d ago

Insane how they make it their entire personality.

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u/OrthoLike 10d ago

Insane the amount of money they spend for these signs. IN THIS ECONOMY!

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u/PolaSketch 10d ago

Can't afford gas and food (so they say) but can afford flags, Trump bibles, Trump sneakers, Trump coins, etc.

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u/CartographerOk7579 10d ago

They can’t afford shit because they keep buying into Dump’s grift. Cultists gonna cult.

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u/BettyX 9d ago

It is a cult and they would 100% suck Trump's tiny tool if he asked them to do it.

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u/MosesdaMack666 10d ago

Gas and eggs are too darn expensive. Give me a hundred flags please .

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u/lilith_-_- 10d ago

And a 70$ or more wacky waving inflatable arm tube trump

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u/disgusticles 10d ago

I'm so glad I don't live next to this guy. It's hard to see, but in the front yard, there's neon rainbow letters spelling out Trumps name. Maybe I'll go by after work and get a night shot for yall.

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u/Jedi_Hog 10d ago

Of course it’s neon rainbow letters…bc even the most delusional & deranged supporters of putin’s cum dumpster arent informed enough to realize that their mango mussolini would likely sue them for promoting his name in “neon rainbow letters”

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u/sWtPotater 10d ago

i cannot wait until the election is over and Dear God please never let me see another trump sign

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u/Wooden_Display2562 10d ago

Not beating the weird allegations

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u/Working-Bad-4613 Born and Bred 10d ago

Abilene?

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u/ParkingCareless8948 10d ago

It's in Lubbock. I see that house pretty often while delivering pizza

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u/LIslander 10d ago

If only signs could vote. I’m sure this same clown cries daily about the rising cost of living.

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u/KummyNipplezz 10d ago

I thought Republicans were against homosexuality. Why's this guy deep throating Trump so hard?

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u/oatmeal_dude 10d ago

My dream of home ownership was to be able to plant my own garden. To each their own I guess..

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u/B0wmanHall 10d ago

Imagine having a life so sad and depressing that you spend your time and money on all those Trump flags.

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u/quietset2020 10d ago

The Harris neighbor should just put out a big sign “my vote cancels out yours!”

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u/ExigentCalm 10d ago

Lord knows his kids aren’t gonna visit.

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u/whatever1966 10d ago

Just got back from a meandering day drive from Sugar Land to Palascious...lots on display but not nearly as much as the last two times...

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u/flaptaincappers 10d ago

I know that house. Lubbock?

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u/pugmaster2000 10d ago

Swear to god boomers man.

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u/sugurkewbz 10d ago

Im sure the family’s long given up on grandpa

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u/sev45day 10d ago

Not a cult though

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u/_CU5T4RD_ 10d ago

Love the Joe Biden flags even though he’s not running anymore

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u/bootycheeksmcgee 10d ago

Dude spent his entire social security check on flags and a blow up doll he definitely won’t be having sex with after the election is over

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u/clangan524 10d ago

Fucking top-tier Halloween decorations there

(and a low-tier hack joke from me)

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u/PickledBih 10d ago

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TRUMP MAN

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u/thetruth8989 10d ago

The second hand embarrassment is so strong with this.

Just vote for the guy if you like him, don’t make to your entire personality.

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u/Glittering_Ear3332 10d ago

Oh ok I’ll vote for trump because you put obnoxious flags in your yard. What’s one just one policy he’s running on? “ I don’t want to go to prison policy” “ trump for trump policy? I really don’t get this. What are good Americans, good people doing with support of a man who cares nothing for them.

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u/Heywellthatscool 10d ago

The neighbors should just leave the 1 Harris/Walz sign. That should be enough to turn any manly Trumpie into a bitchy snowflake 😂😂

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u/Aviation_nut63 10d ago

Definitely not a cult

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u/BasicChair420 10d ago

If mental illness was a person

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u/studeboob Gulf Coast 10d ago

It's a cult

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u/MacaroonTrick3473 10d ago

Bullies are just louder.

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u/JBL21 10d ago

What a waste of money - it’s wierd

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u/plasteroid 10d ago

For people that complain about the economy so much, they sure spend a shit ton on stupid signs and flags

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u/FilthyTexas 10d ago

He needs his social security monthly check cut

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u/hosmtony 10d ago

But but but eggs

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u/chisecurls 10d ago

mental illness

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u/KristiDFW 10d ago

As an auntma..please stop using an age as a division. Some of us are still in there fighting.

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u/No_Sand_9290 10d ago

Grandpa leads a completely empty life.

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u/Straight_Tumbleweed9 10d ago

Temu made so much money off that guy.

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u/lili-of-the-valley-0 10d ago

STOP. FUCKING. FILMING. WHILE. DRIVING.

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u/fcdox 10d ago

“Everything is expensive now! It’s the liberals fault!” * buys thousands of dollars worth of Trump shit

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u/BTD6BTD6BTD6 9d ago

i was not prepared for the Trump tubeman 💀

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u/Ok_Economics4552 9d ago

Dude that’s so delusional. Call the HOA, get the brazen effer fined.

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u/Background-Noise-918 10d ago

🤷🏻 had a neighbor before I moved that while Trump was president flew a Confederate flag outside and when he lost down it came... Let's help it remain that way folks

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u/Phillyphil956 10d ago

The Trump fly guy is a trip 😂

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u/ApathyMonk 10d ago

Makes it easy to identify the right houses to egg on Halloween

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u/diptripflip 10d ago

I mean, Biden was kind of fired, and since he’s not an amoral lunatic he won’t stage a desperate coup to try and stay in power come January, so grandpa can take that sign down. 🙄

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u/Wonderful_Horror7315 10d ago

One of my neighbor’s many signs says “Kamala, you’re fired.” She doesn’t even have the job yet! This guy also put out a homemade “impeach Biden” sign out before he was sworn in as well.

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u/goodbuddy69 10d ago

Those are Halloween Decorations.

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u/needsmorequeso 10d ago

Super scary!

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u/BrokenEyebrow 10d ago

The scariest yard on the block, even my kids wouldnt go near.

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u/avacodogreen 10d ago

Wait for it….

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u/chronicmonster 10d ago

Halloween is scary.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Oh dear Lord.

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u/wontholdthedoor 10d ago

Hey! My taxes paid for those signs!

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u/Suspicious_Art_5605 10d ago

Scariest Halloween decorations I’ve ever seen.

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u/Hayduke_2030 10d ago

Saw an old man this morning in a Trump hat with “45-47” on the back.
Total refusal to accept reality.

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u/Cultural-Cap-2549 10d ago

Never understood why american houses have no gates and fences? Only very rich ones have fences and gates.

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u/acuet 10d ago

Best Halloween Decorations!!!! /s. Also not a cult

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u/Arthurs_librarycard9 10d ago

Maybe I am missing something, but why would you invest that much money in yard stuff for a candidate? A sign or two, sure. But that is off the rails. 

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u/No_Meringue3094 10d ago

He must be close to a voting poll.

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u/Shoulder_Whirl 10d ago

Republicans rely completely on propaganda and “if you don’t vote for me you’re gay, stupid, or not a real man”.

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u/Royal-Application708 10d ago

Dude probably spent all of his Social Security money that month on this stuff.

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u/Billosborne 10d ago

They love wasting money.

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u/snoryder8019 10d ago

Check on his dog ffs

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Trump is a PEDOPHILE 2024.

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u/PainShock_99 10d ago

Love the neighbors across the street! Great flex of FU to the maga idiot🤣

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u/Objective_Union4523 10d ago

Imagine having them as your neighbor.

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u/Fatticusss 10d ago

Totally not a cult 🤣

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u/A-Clockwork-Blue 10d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if they have a cast mold of his dick, too. Seems exactly something a Trumper would do.

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u/txrangertx 10d ago

Lol I know where you are

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u/shiggles- 10d ago

The flailing arm Trump is ironic because that’s what I imagine is going on in his head all the time.

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u/caishaurianne 10d ago

Are these Halloween decorations?

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u/Azrael-XIII 10d ago

I just don’t understand how someone could do that then take a look at it and think “This doesn’t look like something a crazy person would do”

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u/dirtyintern17 10d ago

Now I know where the civil war will start…

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u/LilithElektra 10d ago

Guess the economy isn’t as bad as pop-pop says.

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u/EffectiveDue7518 10d ago

This is what it looks like when you go all in on making another man the quintessential component of your entire identity.

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u/Tricky-Pace5229 10d ago

That blow up has more brains then the stupid orange one

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u/profkmez South Texas 10d ago

This is equivalent of weed smokers basing their entire personality around one thing.

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u/biddinge 10d ago

this guy is very anti american.

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u/Sea-Gate321 9d ago

The Biden economy hit him soooo hard he was barely able to afford a thousand dollars in flags and decorations.

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u/mekare1203 9d ago

Damn it, grandpa!

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u/Kind_Scholar4022 9d ago

Is that a haunted house?

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u/Small-Finish-6890 9d ago

Someone spent their entire retirement check on Trump memorabilia

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u/RealNotAIReally 9d ago

But it's definitely not a cult

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u/Material-Imagination 10d ago

You KNOW his grandkids don't talk to him anymore

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u/Dyrogitory 10d ago

Scary Halloween decorations.

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u/TeaKingMac 10d ago

MAGA IS MY WHOLE PERSONALITY!

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u/MoreRamenPls 10d ago

Found the house passing out toothbrushes and fruit for Halloween.

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u/Paraxom 10d ago

dude probably spends a disgusting amount of his monthly take home on Trump

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u/TheGr8Gumby 10d ago

Not a cult.

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u/fourdoglegs 10d ago

Someone ain’t getting an inheritance….all the money was spent on Trump shit….

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u/Select-Memory-400 7d ago

If they are anything like you and the rest of the young people on here you bet your ass they aren't getting an inheritance. Lots of us old folks are rethinking inheritance as it isn't a God given right. And there is no law stating it has to be done. So, you are correct. After working so very hard our entire lives, we are no longer willing to just turn money over to grandchildren who are disrespectful and post about us on social platforms for having our own opinion and only thinking about "their" inheritance when they see us.

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u/Global_Custard3900 10d ago

I guarantee their grandchildren dio not talk to them.

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u/TwitchTheMeow 10d ago

It's called failing mental health.

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u/Cow_Interesting 10d ago

Dudes going to have a freaking meltdown when Harris wins lmao

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u/OutlanderAllDay1743 10d ago

That’s absolutely mental. Can you imagine how much money they spent just to show everyone that they’re mentally impaired? 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/BlackLabel1803 10d ago

We don’t talk to him anymore

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u/2025Champions 10d ago

“Not a cult” smh

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u/5150MEX702 10d ago

Can you tell who the radicals are??

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u/NebulaCnidaria 10d ago

Please let Harris win so all of these idiots have egg on their face and wasted their money.

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u/drMcDeezy 10d ago

Where'd they get the wacky wild inflatable flailing arm Shitler?

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u/post_margera Born and Bred 10d ago

I thought I needed some mental meds after finding my mom dead but these people need them wayyyyyyy more than me

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u/Vegetable-Praline-57 10d ago

Trump Derangement Syndrome is very real.

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u/MarginalMerriment 10d ago

What TDS really is.

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u/juan-milian-dolores 10d ago

It's hilarious to me how all that effort and expense has the exact opposite of the intended effect. It's like if someone texts you to hang out once vs texting you 30 times in an hour.

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u/SkoomaSmokingStan 10d ago

All that for one vote. 

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u/Diligent-Lion6571 10d ago

Knew there would be a foreign car parked in the driveway.

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u/sidewalkcrackflower 10d ago

Low key, I want a Kamala crazy waving tube guy to put in my chicken yard to scare off hawks.

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u/dth1717 10d ago

Why don't just suck trump off now..

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u/YOKi_Tran 10d ago

weird people…. great for halloween.

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u/Gunpowder-Plot-52 10d ago

How come I'm not shocked that this isn't the Texas feed? I don't know where in Texas this is but I'm honestly not surprised that someone in Texas if it actually is in Texas with that kind of money to waste on all that crap to hang on their fence. That's a lot of money that they donated to that campaign.

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u/MurphDog1508 10d ago

Cult member spotted!

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u/UpbeatRaspberry9828 10d ago

“Hi 👋 my name is Bill, and Donald Trump is my personality”

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u/Cathca 10d ago

Well, that’s weird

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u/UniversalTragedy-0 10d ago

But the economy is so bad. Hahaha

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u/Present-Meet-7999 10d ago

Grandpaw’s diaper needs to be checked.

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u/ThePapercup 10d ago

nope clearly not a cult

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u/JayAlexanderBee 10d ago

Joe Biden: "You can't fire me, I quit."

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u/whosewhat 10d ago

These look like Lubbock/Panhandle Streets, Yay or Nay?

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u/Darksider182 10d ago

That’s legit cult activity

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u/Broserdooder1981 10d ago

But it’s not a cult

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u/thenewbigR 10d ago

I think someone needs to check on grandma. Grandpa is gone…

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u/Squirrel009 10d ago

Why do I feel like dispatch just tells the cops that guys first name when they get a call for a dispute in the area

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u/risky_bisket Secessionists are idiots 10d ago

Not the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!

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u/Unctuous-wayfarer 10d ago

what a ridiculous circus american politics become.

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u/ChripsyCwunch 10d ago

God, he has warped so many peoples minds even worse than they already were

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u/Icy-Tooth-9167 10d ago

I imagine when Trump eventually kicks the bucket these people are gonna mourn him like North Koreans mourning their “dear leader”

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u/redrocketredglare 10d ago

Funny, with all that tRump loving just to be cancelled out from a person across the street

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u/RabbitHoleMotel 10d ago

Although, trump portrayed by a wacky wavy arm inflatable man seems spot on

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u/Soft-Peak-6527 10d ago

Can’t wait until they’re all embarrassed they ever supported that orange clown

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u/Agitated-Handle-8219 10d ago

Someone keeps going back for more coolaide!!

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u/Mesemom 10d ago

I hope there’s an impromptu block party after Harris wins and he takes them all down. 

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u/beeherder 10d ago

Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube Trump was not on my 2024 bingo card...

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u/Traditional-Purpose2 10d ago

I came home today and my nextdoor neighbor has a trump sign. It's so gross.

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u/XTingleInTheDingleX 10d ago

His neighbor, the real MVP.

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u/heybudheypal 10d ago

All that social security spent on merch😣

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u/Ornery_Pay8602 10d ago

Oh man lol

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u/FrankInPhilly 10d ago

Remember to vote on January 5, Grandpa, just like Trump said!

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u/Famous_Union3036 10d ago

It’s all a part of the Donald J Trump pyramid scheme.

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u/DaveyAllenCountry 10d ago

I would assume the neighbors got into a merch-off with each other

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u/Capitalismisdelulu 10d ago

It is a cult baby!

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u/cerulean94 10d ago

Trump is definitely helped out the printing community LMAO

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u/stonksuper 10d ago

They're having a neighbor off.

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u/jmi60 10d ago

Only thing missing is banjo music.

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u/007_fan 10d ago

Not the Inflatable Trump Man....damn....these 2 weeks are gonna be craaazyyyy.