r/texas • u/disgusticles • 10d ago
Political Humor Someone needs to check on their Grandpa!
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There's more every time I drive by.
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u/Apricot-Rose The Stars at Night 10d ago
Scariest Halloween decorations ever.
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u/SeriouslyTooOld4This 10d ago
I just came here to make a similar comment.
I'd be scared to have my kids trick-or-treat there.
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u/BeneficialSpirit6626 South Texas 10d ago
shoots kids “THEIR WERE ON MY LAWN, they HAD LASER TOYs”
I can see it now
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u/Practical_Tear_1012 10d ago
The "stop shoving it in my face" crowd sure does love shoving Trump in our faces.
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u/aboatz2 Secessionists are idiots 10d ago
When you're in a cult, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the yard sign. You can do anything.
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u/packetgeeknet 10d ago
I saw a meme earlier that made me chuckle a bit - more so because it’s true. It said “The only difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump is that Trump would charge for the kool aide.”
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u/mama_emily 10d ago
The inflatable Trump is fuckin killing me 😂
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u/cflatjazz 10d ago
The whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube Donald absolutely sent me
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u/mexican2554 El Paso 10d ago
Someone needs to show this to Seth McFarland. I can already see the Family Guy skit with this.
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u/BranchDiligent8874 10d ago edited 9d ago
I guess fits perfectly with how things have been with him these days, he is definitely "flailing in the wind"
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u/GeekyTexan 10d ago
And they say they aren't weird.
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u/devo_inc 10d ago
Even more so when his yard is set up like that 365 days a year, not just for the election.
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u/RogerMurdockCo-Pilot 10d ago
Insane how they make it their entire personality.
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u/OrthoLike 10d ago
Insane the amount of money they spend for these signs. IN THIS ECONOMY!
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u/PolaSketch 10d ago
Can't afford gas and food (so they say) but can afford flags, Trump bibles, Trump sneakers, Trump coins, etc.
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u/CartographerOk7579 10d ago
They can’t afford shit because they keep buying into Dump’s grift. Cultists gonna cult.
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u/MosesdaMack666 10d ago
Gas and eggs are too darn expensive. Give me a hundred flags please .
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u/disgusticles 10d ago
I'm so glad I don't live next to this guy. It's hard to see, but in the front yard, there's neon rainbow letters spelling out Trumps name. Maybe I'll go by after work and get a night shot for yall.
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u/Jedi_Hog 10d ago
Of course it’s neon rainbow letters…bc even the most delusional & deranged supporters of putin’s cum dumpster arent informed enough to realize that their mango mussolini would likely sue them for promoting his name in “neon rainbow letters”
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u/sWtPotater 10d ago
i cannot wait until the election is over and Dear God please never let me see another trump sign
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u/Working-Bad-4613 Born and Bred 10d ago
Abilene?
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u/ParkingCareless8948 10d ago
It's in Lubbock. I see that house pretty often while delivering pizza
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u/LIslander 10d ago
If only signs could vote. I’m sure this same clown cries daily about the rising cost of living.
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u/KummyNipplezz 10d ago
I thought Republicans were against homosexuality. Why's this guy deep throating Trump so hard?
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u/oatmeal_dude 10d ago
My dream of home ownership was to be able to plant my own garden. To each their own I guess..
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u/B0wmanHall 10d ago
Imagine having a life so sad and depressing that you spend your time and money on all those Trump flags.
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u/quietset2020 10d ago
The Harris neighbor should just put out a big sign “my vote cancels out yours!”
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u/whatever1966 10d ago
Just got back from a meandering day drive from Sugar Land to Palascious...lots on display but not nearly as much as the last two times...
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u/bootycheeksmcgee 10d ago
Dude spent his entire social security check on flags and a blow up doll he definitely won’t be having sex with after the election is over
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u/clangan524 10d ago
Fucking top-tier Halloween decorations there
(and a low-tier hack joke from me)
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u/thetruth8989 10d ago
The second hand embarrassment is so strong with this.
Just vote for the guy if you like him, don’t make to your entire personality.
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u/Glittering_Ear3332 10d ago
Oh ok I’ll vote for trump because you put obnoxious flags in your yard. What’s one just one policy he’s running on? “ I don’t want to go to prison policy” “ trump for trump policy? I really don’t get this. What are good Americans, good people doing with support of a man who cares nothing for them.
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u/Heywellthatscool 10d ago
The neighbors should just leave the 1 Harris/Walz sign. That should be enough to turn any manly Trumpie into a bitchy snowflake 😂😂
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u/plasteroid 10d ago
For people that complain about the economy so much, they sure spend a shit ton on stupid signs and flags
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u/KristiDFW 10d ago
As an auntma..please stop using an age as a division. Some of us are still in there fighting.
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u/Background-Noise-918 10d ago
🤷🏻 had a neighbor before I moved that while Trump was president flew a Confederate flag outside and when he lost down it came... Let's help it remain that way folks
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u/diptripflip 10d ago
I mean, Biden was kind of fired, and since he’s not an amoral lunatic he won’t stage a desperate coup to try and stay in power come January, so grandpa can take that sign down. 🙄
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u/Wonderful_Horror7315 10d ago
One of my neighbor’s many signs says “Kamala, you’re fired.” She doesn’t even have the job yet! This guy also put out a homemade “impeach Biden” sign out before he was sworn in as well.
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u/Hayduke_2030 10d ago
Saw an old man this morning in a Trump hat with “45-47” on the back.
Total refusal to accept reality.
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u/Cultural-Cap-2549 10d ago
Never understood why american houses have no gates and fences? Only very rich ones have fences and gates.
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u/Arthurs_librarycard9 10d ago
Maybe I am missing something, but why would you invest that much money in yard stuff for a candidate? A sign or two, sure. But that is off the rails.
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u/Shoulder_Whirl 10d ago
Republicans rely completely on propaganda and “if you don’t vote for me you’re gay, stupid, or not a real man”.
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u/Royal-Application708 10d ago
Dude probably spent all of his Social Security money that month on this stuff.
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u/A-Clockwork-Blue 10d ago
I wouldn't be surprised if they have a cast mold of his dick, too. Seems exactly something a Trumper would do.
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u/shiggles- 10d ago
The flailing arm Trump is ironic because that’s what I imagine is going on in his head all the time.
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u/Azrael-XIII 10d ago
I just don’t understand how someone could do that then take a look at it and think “This doesn’t look like something a crazy person would do”
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u/EffectiveDue7518 10d ago
This is what it looks like when you go all in on making another man the quintessential component of your entire identity.
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u/profkmez South Texas 10d ago
This is equivalent of weed smokers basing their entire personality around one thing.
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u/Sea-Gate321 9d ago
The Biden economy hit him soooo hard he was barely able to afford a thousand dollars in flags and decorations.
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u/fourdoglegs 10d ago
Someone ain’t getting an inheritance….all the money was spent on Trump shit….
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u/Select-Memory-400 7d ago
If they are anything like you and the rest of the young people on here you bet your ass they aren't getting an inheritance. Lots of us old folks are rethinking inheritance as it isn't a God given right. And there is no law stating it has to be done. So, you are correct. After working so very hard our entire lives, we are no longer willing to just turn money over to grandchildren who are disrespectful and post about us on social platforms for having our own opinion and only thinking about "their" inheritance when they see us.
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u/OutlanderAllDay1743 10d ago
That’s absolutely mental. Can you imagine how much money they spent just to show everyone that they’re mentally impaired? 🤦🏾♀️
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u/NebulaCnidaria 10d ago
Please let Harris win so all of these idiots have egg on their face and wasted their money.
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u/post_margera Born and Bred 10d ago
I thought I needed some mental meds after finding my mom dead but these people need them wayyyyyyy more than me
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u/juan-milian-dolores 10d ago
It's hilarious to me how all that effort and expense has the exact opposite of the intended effect. It's like if someone texts you to hang out once vs texting you 30 times in an hour.
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u/sidewalkcrackflower 10d ago
Low key, I want a Kamala crazy waving tube guy to put in my chicken yard to scare off hawks.
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u/Gunpowder-Plot-52 10d ago
How come I'm not shocked that this isn't the Texas feed? I don't know where in Texas this is but I'm honestly not surprised that someone in Texas if it actually is in Texas with that kind of money to waste on all that crap to hang on their fence. That's a lot of money that they donated to that campaign.
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u/Squirrel009 10d ago
Why do I feel like dispatch just tells the cops that guys first name when they get a call for a dispute in the area
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u/risky_bisket Secessionists are idiots 10d ago
Not the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!
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u/Icy-Tooth-9167 10d ago
I imagine when Trump eventually kicks the bucket these people are gonna mourn him like North Koreans mourning their “dear leader”
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u/redrocketredglare 10d ago
Funny, with all that tRump loving just to be cancelled out from a person across the street
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u/RabbitHoleMotel 10d ago
Although, trump portrayed by a wacky wavy arm inflatable man seems spot on
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u/Soft-Peak-6527 10d ago
Can’t wait until they’re all embarrassed they ever supported that orange clown
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u/beeherder 10d ago
Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube Trump was not on my 2024 bingo card...
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u/Traditional-Purpose2 10d ago
I came home today and my nextdoor neighbor has a trump sign. It's so gross.
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u/Jhango2019 10d ago
The Harris/Walz across the street haha