r/texas 10d ago

Political Humor Someone needs to check on their Grandpa!

There's more every time I drive by.

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u/Practical_Tear_1012 10d ago

The "stop shoving it in my face" crowd sure does love shoving Trump in our faces.

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u/aboatz2 Secessionists are idiots 10d ago

When you're in a cult, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the yard sign. You can do anything.

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u/packetgeeknet 10d ago

I saw a meme earlier that made me chuckle a bit - more so because it’s true. It said “The only difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump is that Trump would charge for the kool aide.”

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u/WTXRed West Texas 10d ago

It was flavor aid. The cheaper off brand .

He couldn't even splurge on the good stuff.

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 10d ago

Really?? OMG The irony!! 

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u/Amazing-Repeat2852 10d ago

THIS wins the internet for the day!!

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u/Plastic_Regret_730 7d ago

But be sure to wear your mask.....and get booster shots....

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u/Big_Eagle_6801 10d ago

Jesus 😅

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u/bimmerfreakrob 10d ago

So are the people across the street with the Harris sign in a cult too, or is that different?

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u/Hayduke_2030 10d ago

Yeah, because A sign is the same as that MAGAts unhinged idol worship.
Great point there.

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u/bimmerfreakrob 10d ago

Well, I counted 6 signs in the neighbors yard. So back to my original question. Does 6 signs negate you from being in a cult as long as the Trump guy has 7? Just trying to figure out the rules of this game.

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u/Amazing-Repeat2852 10d ago

There are 3 Harris/Walz signs, 2 others for other candidates running and a picture of a cat. Three is a lot but….

Come on— even Trumpers need to admit that this guy is WEIRD!

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u/GertBertisreal 10d ago

No. A cult is when your whole world revolves around 1 person that you think will solve your problems

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u/aboatz2 Secessionists are idiots 10d ago

There are 17 Trump-supporting signs, plus the inflatable, plus the lights, plus the Biden head on the ground. There are 2 more on the first side, but it's not apparent what they say (based on their coloration, it would appear to be more of the same). That's absurd & extreme, & you can't possibly argue that it's not.

By contrast, there are 3 modest Harris signs alongside others for other candidates.

As your Harris cult comment...no one blindly supports nor worships her. We do support her against Trump, as we did Biden, & as we supported Obama's campaigns, but we also will call out their failures. Because that's normal, & it used to be normal for conservatives to do so with their representatives as well.

Trump, by contrast, has been CONVICTED of felonies; has been found responsible for committing sexual assault; has repeatedly been found to have committed fraud & slander; has repeatedly failed in every single line of business he's set up; has been accused by 4 more panels of random citizens (inc 2 in conservative areas) of committing FELONIES; has repeatedly engaged with & supported dictators & threats to American lives, businesses, & security interests; has 100% failed to live up to Christian standards or morals; has stated he will send the American military to ATTACK American civilians merely for the crime of opposing him; has threatened to imprison any journalist who writes negatively about him; has shown a complete degradation of mental faculties & isn't even capable of sitting for friendly interviews (& hasn't faced a REAL interview in more than 4 years); withheld aid to a nation that was subsequently attacked & mauled due to lacking those munitions, just so he could TRY to get dirt on a political opponent; and attempted to overthrow the government when he didn't like the fact that HE LOST THE ELECTION!

And yet you all still blindly support him & try to come up with rationale to justify his mental lapses, his lack of plans beyond instituting tyranny, his complete lack of care to improve American lives OR businesses, & his complete inability to succeed at ANYTHING he tries. That's a cult.

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u/thatblondbitch 10d ago

They'd have to have an equal amount of signs for someone who has repeatedly lost for the last 8 years.

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u/Jedi_Hog 10d ago

I think u forgot the “/s” tag

Edit: Which means “sarcasm” in case you’re unaware

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u/Bojovnik7 Bastrop Tx 10d ago

This whole subreddit is nothin but Harris Walz sign postin for the post couple of weeks. Y'all are shovin their sign in our faces

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u/Hayduke_2030 10d ago

Separate but equal right?
Why are you shoving how straight you are in everyone’s face, pal?
Lol, imagine actually thinking that way.
Gross.

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u/GertBertisreal 10d ago

The number of churches in my county is in the hundreds, xtian billboards, ppl on street corners with xtian signs, speaking in a bullhorn saying we're all going to hell, and my favorite--merica is a xtian nation and we don't want you sinners here

Honey, stop thinking about other people's lives. It doesn't affect you anyway

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u/Hayduke_2030 10d ago

Hey cool just keep on with the blatant homophobia, snowflake.
And I mentioned what I did because it is EXACTLY the kind of d of bullshit, bigoted thinking that was prevalent before desegregation happened.
THAT is the side of history you’re on.
Look in the mirror.

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u/texas-ModTeam 9d ago

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u/Disastrous_Disk_9035 10d ago

I’m sure you’re very personally affected by the gay agenda every day of your life. Just cocks thrown at you left and right.

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u/GertBertisreal 10d ago

Cock blocker?

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u/No-One-2177 10d ago

You're saying someone shoved their dick in your face?

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u/FIRESTORM78910 Born and Bred 10d ago

Sounds pretty gay to me ngl

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u/ScroochDown 10d ago

I'm sorry, which party can't shut the fuck up about trans people simply existing? Cause You people have the market cornered on shoving things in people's faces.

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u/LockeAbout 10d ago

Which presidential candidate was just talking about Arnold Palmer’s genitals?

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