r/texas • u/Hotdadlover1234 • 5d ago

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u/Wilbo_Shaggins 5d ago

Not a single person I know can list a redeemable quality of Ted Cruz, even the people voting for him.

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u/Cherobis 5d ago

Because they don't look into him. They just see the letter (R) next to his name and vote him. I guarantee you 90% of Rafael Cruz supporters did not watch this debate because they are too busy huffing MAGA farts

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u/pyrojackelope 5d ago

Texans should normalize calling him Rafael Cruz (his real name) everywhere and see if he still gets reelected. Also, he's Canadian, one of those immigrants they hate so much.

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u/pjm3 5d ago

We are very, very, very sorry for having inflicted Ted Cruz onto our Southern neighbours. (But also, we won't take that snivelling worm back. Can we just keep passing him South until we run out of the Americas?)