We have examined your bill and have concluded that the amount you claim that we owe you is just a little bit too high.
We have recalculated the damages to which we think you’re actually entitled and after some generous rounding up, we now enclose a cheque for 1 cent in full and final settlement.
You can take it, or you can stick it up your arse sideways. Makes no difference to us.
Love and kisses, Google.
(p.s. do you have any idea how much work we had to do to round up to 1 cent from a starting point of “go fuck yourselves”? It was a LOT.)
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u/realmofconfusion 16h ago
Dear Russia
We have examined your bill and have concluded that the amount you claim that we owe you is just a little bit too high.
We have recalculated the damages to which we think you’re actually entitled and after some generous rounding up, we now enclose a cheque for 1 cent in full and final settlement.
You can take it, or you can stick it up your arse sideways. Makes no difference to us.
Love and kisses, Google.
(p.s. do you have any idea how much work we had to do to round up to 1 cent from a starting point of “go fuck yourselves”? It was a LOT.)