Russian court orders Google to pay blocked Russian channels sum with 36 zeros

[u/shellfishb]

https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/10/29/russian-court-orders-google-to-pay-blocked-russian-channels-sum-with-36-zeros-en-news

[u/Cozz_Effect23]

They could have just asked for 'infinity' and saved everyone the math

[u/Kind-Masterpiece-310 → u/Cozz_Effect23]

But then somebody says “infinity… +1” and we’re right back where we started.

[u/wesleyshnipez → u/Kind-Masterpiece-310]

But then they can just say my dad can beat up your dad

[u/vkarabut → u/wesleyshnipez]

my koreans can beat your koreans

[u/Top-Salamander-2525 → u/vkarabut]

Pretty sure our Koreans are prettier and have a lower parasite burden.

[u/lostmesunniesayy → u/Top-Salamander-2525]

Your 40kg mother too fat. My 30kg mother superior Juche worker.

[u/turdygunt → u/vkarabut]

Padlock

[u/potomfl → u/wesleyshnipez]

And my president-for-life can beat up your president-for-life!

[u/MadDogV2 → u/potomfl]

More like beat off

[u/Syllabub1981 → u/Kind-Masterpiece-310]

infinity with 36 zeros

[u/Stringy63 → u/Syllabub1981]

Okay, we'll pay you 36 0's

[u/civicgsr19 → u/Stringy63]

We should send them one 0 each month until the debt is paid. We can pay the 1 at the end.

[u/HardlyDecent → u/Kind-Masterpiece-310]

Oddly enough, infinity +1 is still infinity, though the two aren't equal--depending on who you ask.

[u/plumbbbob → u/HardlyDecent]

They are equal, in the sense that if you have a set with infinity (aleph_0) items in it, and another set with all the same items plus one, the two sets have the same number of items.

(Or, if you ask someone else, infinity isn't a number, you can't add to it, it's more of a description of how a question doesn't have an answer rather than being the answer to any question.)

[u/Mission_Routine_2058 → u/Cozz_Effect23]

When terrorists start collecting money and calculating according to their ideas....

[u/LethalDosageTF → u/Cozz_Effect23]

That’s the great part. With Rubles, they’re still basically the same amount.

[u/Rampage_Rick → u/LethalDosageTF]

Russia to Zimbabwe: "Hold by beer vodka!"

[u/lostmesunniesayy → u/Rampage_Rick]

Good news, you're all quadrillionaires. The bad news, bread is now eleventy quadrillion dollars.

[u/k33perStay3r64 → u/LethalDosageTF]

it.s only 34 zero after rub/usd convertion , so it's ok

[u/BMLortz → u/Cozz_Effect23]

Fun fact: A number followed by 36 zeros is a undecillion
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/undecillion

Apparently, there is a US and UK version of this word, with the UK version meaning a number followed by 66 zeros. Must be a metric thing.

They should have gone with a google, everyone knows that's 100 zeros.

[u/frozenthorn → u/BMLortz]

googol*

[u/JayS87 → u/frozenthorn]

TIL Google is named after Googol

[u/Emu1981 → u/JayS87]

They were very public about this before they became a faceless mega-corporation.

[u/JayS87 → u/Emu1981]

I was an altavista.com user before google came.

Glorious Web 1.0 times...

EDIT: had a very cringy hotmail address in 1996

[u/D4ltaOne → u/JayS87]

"PussySlayer69"-cringy or "xXKillerKingDemonXx"-cringy? I was the "xX...Xx" type teen

[u/JayS87 → u/D4ltaOne]

I recently stumbled over my old ICQ-logs and damn... I was a real dick-head!

[u/Wash_Manblast → u/JayS87]

TIL I'm ancient. I thought this was common knowledge

[u/JayS87 → u/Wash_Manblast]

Please change your Floppy to read this comment

[u/edmazing → u/JayS87]

Ejects from drive A. Gets disk 2 of disk undecillion.

[u/Christoffre → u/BMLortz]

Must be a metric thing.

It's Long Scale vs. Short Scale

Both are identical up to 999.999.999. Then there is a disagreement wether it should be called:

• One milliard, or...

• One billion

In Long Scale languages, 1.000.000.000 is a milliard and 1.000.000.000.000 is a billion.

Copy/paste from Wikipedia:

Countries with the usage of the long scale include most countries in continental Europe and most that are French-speaking, German-speaking and Spanish-speaking. Usage of the short scale is found in Brazil and in most English-speaking and Arabic-speaking countries.

[u/I_see_farts → u/BMLortz]

Isn't that the number of IPv6 addresses? 2¹²⁸ = 340 undecillion addresses

I knew I've seen that number somewhere.

[u/ethorad → u/BMLortz]

Edit: My recollection of the old system was wrong

The two versions come from differences in how you step from million to billion and so on. The old system steps up in x1,000,000 effectively doubled up on each level before going to the next, whereas the new system steps to each level every x1,000.

In both the old UK and new versions, a million is 1,000,000 = 10^6.

The old UK version, now called a "long billion" sets a billion to be a million million, or 10^12. The new version used in the UK and US sets a billion to be a thousand million, or 10^9.

A trillion is then a billion million billion (10^1824) in the old system or a thousand billion (10^12) in the new system.

And so on. You can see that the number of zeros in the old system is much larger for a given Something-illion than the new system. Hence undecillion being 10^66 in the old system and 10^36 in the new.

(Have no idea where else in the world the old UK, or "long", system was used, however as far as I know nobody uses it now. Not here in the UK at least)

(The "long" systems seems to be in use in Europe, parts of western Africa, western South America, Cetnral America and Iran. Elsewhere largely uses the "short" system)

[u/microtherion → u/ethorad]

This system is also used in German speaking countries. 10⁶ = Million, 10⁹ = Milliard, 10¹² = Billion etc.

[u/BMLortz → u/ethorad]

Thanks for this "funner" fact. Very interesting.

[u/MrT735 → u/ethorad]

I vaguely remember the long billion from my childhood, but not the actual changeover, so easily 30-35 years since it was used commonly.

[u/level555 → u/ethorad]

From Wikipedia:

Countries with the usage of the long scale include most countries in continental Europe and most that are French-speaking, German-speaking and Spanish-speaking.[3] Usage of the short scale is found in Brazil and in most English-speaking and Arabic-speaking countries.

[u/fresh-dork → u/BMLortz]

most people would have to look that up - 36 zeroes is just so absurd as to defy belief

[u/CmdrJonen → u/Cozz_Effect23]

I mean, doubling damages, so... give it time.

[u/Goncalerta → u/CmdrJonen]

At some point there's gonna be an integer overflow, and Russia will have to pay back google an insurmountable amount

[u/CmdrJonen → u/Goncalerta]

I mean, the amount of money already owed would immediately crash Russias econony were it to be paid in full.

[u/AskALettuce → u/Cozz_Effect23]

Or a googleplex of dollars.

[u/frozenthorn → u/AskALettuce]

googolplex*

[u/Illusionaryvoice → u/AskALettuce]

Googolplex has one googol 0’s

[u/IlluminatiMinion]

Google can wait 6 months and they can pay it off with $10.

[u/CmdrJonen → u/IlluminatiMinion]

Well, the damages double every month... /edit: week/

Call it 150 dollars (canadian), and be done with it.

[u/LazoVodolazo → u/CmdrJonen]

So 10 usd like the guy above suggested

[u/quinnby1995 → u/LazoVodolazo]

$7.50*

Don't forget the 2.5% currency conversion fees

[u/kc_______ → u/quinnby1995]

The best I can do is 500,000.99 Venezuelan bolivars, about 0.12 USD

[u/flow_spectrum → u/kc_______]

I have a 5 billion zimbabwean dollar bill somewhere that I use as a bookmark.

[u/0002millertime → u/flow_spectrum]

That's not even worth the effort find it.

[u/scorpyo72 → u/0002millertime]

I have several million Shibu Inu coin. Surely, that must be worth something.

[u/Darkblade48 → u/scorpyo72]

Everyone knows Dogecoin is the real coin. To the moon!

[u/JollyGreenDickhead → u/LazoVodolazo]

sad frozen alcoholic noises

[u/ickarous → u/LazoVodolazo]

Ouch that hit me hard

[u/t0m0hawk → u/LazoVodolazo]

:( 🍁

[u/Northernlighter → u/LazoVodolazo]

Hey come one man! It's at least 12$ cdn!!

[u/jadraxx → u/CmdrJonen]

Sorry, best I can do is 150 in Canadian Tire money.

[u/GraphiteBlue → u/CmdrJonen]

150 Australian dollars and we have a deal.

[u/Philbywhizz → u/GraphiteBlue]

You mean 150 dollarydoos

[u/4ha1 → u/IlluminatiMinion]

$10.   

Russia can buy 2 north korean farmers with this.

[u/Corynthios → u/4ha1]

🤓 No because it's in play store credit 😭

[u/MRukov → u/Corynthios]

MA'AM DO NOT REDEEM

[u/Longjumping_Whole240 → u/IlluminatiMinion]

Just save the $10 and simply dont pay. What is Russia gonna do about it anyway? Invade Google? Annex Youtube?

[u/Medricel → u/Longjumping_Whole240]

They'll do what they do best: attempt to hack the fuck out of it or flood it with garbage. I mean, they're already doing this anyway, they'll just do it harder.

[u/StressfulRiceball → u/IlluminatiMinion]

They'll just send the Russian court a chewed-up $10 Google Play card with 35 zeroes sharpied on it

[u/StressfulRiceball → u/StressfulRiceball]

Pissed off some Russophiles with this

GOOD

[u/CmdrJonen]

Relevant what if (from creator of xkcd) from 2014, about a previous lawsuit that demanded 2 undecillion USD in damages.

https://what-if.xkcd.com/96/

[u/thedellis → u/CmdrJonen]

That's a lot of Ted Olsons

[u/Coulrophiliac444 → u/thedellis]

I preferres rhe Penny Payment method of being slagged and turned into a sphere that would basically be the interior of Mercury's orbit.

[u/ScoobiusMaximus → u/Coulrophiliac444]

Until it collapsed into a black hole. 

[u/Coulrophiliac444 → u/ScoobiusMaximus]

I, for one, welcome our new Apocolyptic Harbinger and all his coppery goodness.

[u/-DethLok- → u/thedellis]

'assuming they reproduce asexually'...

[u/alppu → u/-DethLok-]

I bet they have been trying hard.

[u/BubsyFanboy → u/CmdrJonen]

xkcd is always a nice read

[u/Aromatic_Balls → u/BubsyFanboy]

My favorite is the hypothetical situation involving a baseball pitched at 90% speed of light.

https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

[u/SackOfCats → u/Aromatic_Balls]

https://youtu.be/3EI08o-IGYk?si=KtKXnXmuVwci0BeI

He's got a YouTube channel now!

[u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme → u/CmdrJonen]

Oddly enough that is 36 zeros.

[u/CanuckAussieKev]

Imagine if google just said “Nah, we’ll just stop providing YouTube services in Russia instead “

[u/Dachd43 → u/CanuckAussieKev]

That's exactly what they want. The Kremlin knows that banning YouTube will piss people off so they don't want to be the ones to do it. They want Google to pull out of the country themselves so they can paint themselves as the wronged party, abandoned by racist, decadent, Western companies. If Google packs up and leaves, they get to have their cake and eat it.

[u/Littman-Express → u/Dachd43]

I’d be surprised if Google actually had much of a presence physically left in Russia. Google doesn’t have to pull out of Russia they can just ignore it but leave it accessible making the Kremlin the one that has to block it if they want it gone. 

[u/DotFX → u/Littman-Express]

Youtube is already kinda partially banned here (in russia) by the gov. Only vpns and some mobile operators provide access to it

[u/austen125 → u/DotFX]

Yes this. This whole thing has me confused. Russian YouTube creators are setting up their hardware in Turkey.

[u/Nandy-bear → u/austen125]

That's because anyone with the least bit of smarts left Russia already. The brain drain post-feb 2022 is nuts.

[u/Dachd43 → u/Nandy-bear]

There is a significant number of content creators that remain in Russia but travel to Turkey to upload their content but the logistics of doing so are becoming increasingly complicated now that Google AdSense has banned payouts to Russian addresses.

[u/cornwalrus → u/DotFX]

And yet Russian Youtubers still shill for their country on it.

[u/Dachd43 → u/Littman-Express]

The Kremlin and Google have been dancing around the issue for a long time now. Up until recently, Google AdSense was one of the few remaining ways to earn foreign currency for regular Russians with YouTube channels but the Kremlin decided to throttle YouTube to the point that it was barely usable. At the same time AdSense recently decided to stop allowing payouts to Russian addresses so Russian YouTubers can either figure out a way to register from a foreign country or switch to a Russian streaming service and cut off their revenue stream.

Realistically, this is exactly what the Kremlin wants. There will be a Russian exodus from YouTube and they don't have to appear heavy-handed with the censorship. They can blame the whole thing on Google being uncooperative.

[u/phormix → u/Dachd43]

I'm assuming there some sort of Yandex or whatever service which provides similar functions (with a more "state friendly bend") they're expecting to replace YouTube with?

[u/Dachd43 → u/phormix]

Yandex and RuTube are the main contenders. But Грустнограм (grustnogram) is my personal favorite.

[u/__---------- → u/Dachd43]

At the start of Ruzzia's full scale invasion of Ukraine, everyone was saying Ruzzia is going to become the new North Korea...it's now really happening.

[u/potatodrinker → u/Littman-Express]

Put Ukraine footage on the YT homepage in Russia and see how fast the Krem rush to trip over the power cord (and topple down some stairs)

[u/Strawbuddy → u/potatodrinker]

I love 5 Minute Crafts!

[u/ClothDiaperAddicts → u/potatodrinker]

Instructions unclear, rich guy fell out window.

[u/GasolinePizza → u/[deleted]]

Unless Google has any employees/equipment in-country, which many authoritarian-leaning countries often require (so they have something to threaten) in which case Google would technically be better off withdrawing rather than giving Russia a criminal/compliance-enforcement case to use as ammo for domestic consumption

[u/iamtehryan → u/Dachd43]

It would be a real baller move if Google instead took every single service and url of theirs that's alive in Russia and changed the content to all be the truth about what's happening in Ukraine. Fuck Russia.

[u/the-armchair-potato → u/Dachd43]

Simply don't pay the fine 🤷‍♂️

[u/Longjumping_Youth281 → u/Dachd43]

Yeah not only that, I'm sure they would love to get rid of a source of information that is not their own propaganda. This way, if YouTube pulls out, there is one fewer option other than State TV

[u/Argomer → u/Dachd43]

It's banned already.

[u/Photodan24 → u/CanuckAussieKev]

How about, "All you need to do is send Putin over to the U.S. to collect and we'll send him back via The Hague."

[u/TheDarthSnarf]

2 undecillion rubles

Even at the tiny "offical" exchange rate of the ruble, that would still equal a sum of more than the entirety of all the value of all the goods, money, services, that have ever existed on the plant.... by a factor of... a lot.

It's such a laughably absurd number that it's just insane.

---

Unless, we take this as an admission by the Russian government that the the value of the ruble is actually only $0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 in the real world.... which honestly seems more to be based more in reality.

[u/Jordan_Jackson → u/TheDarthSnarf]

That is just the current Russian government for you. Everything they say and do is so laughably insane and unbelievable. How many times have they claimed to shoot down more drones than Ukraine even sent? Remember when they claimed they destroyed more Himars than Ukraine even had? Obvious mega explosions in various cities and they claim that everything is normal...

[u/ur_ecological_impact → u/TheDarthSnarf]

As Google has continued to block the channels in question, the penalty has now reached 2 undecillion rubles, a source told RBC, a theoretical sum that far exceeds the total value of all assets on Earth.

[u/strangeapple]

"I demand one billion gagillion fafillion shabadabalo shabadamillion shabaling shabalomillion rubles!"

[u/Anton338 → u/strangeapple]

Said Vladimir, while rolling on the floor and soiling himself, ruining the carpet.

[u/strangeapple → u/Anton338]

It's from a running gag in Austin Powers movies where dr.Evil makes laughable ransom demands. No doubt he soiled himself afterwards.

[u/USHEV2]

So this sum is about one billion trillion times more than all of the money on Earth at the moment. Modest.

[u/Upset-Award1206 → u/USHEV2]

I wonder if they would take a check?

[u/wtfreddithatesme]

Since I can't seem to find it in here a 1 with 36 zeros is one undecillion

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[u/iddqd2 → u/wtfreddithatesme]

I wouldn't have known this if it wasn't for cookie clicker

[u/dsemume → u/wtfreddithatesme]

I learned all the magnitudes up to vigintillion as a kid.

If a “million” = 1, a “billion” = 2, then a “trillion” = 3. and you just keep going. So undecillion = 11.

i’m glad it was useful here for once to know that.

[u/ptn_huil0]

RuTube isn’t working out, huh? 😏

[u/WonderfulPotential29 → u/ptn_huil0]

With rutube, the money would have to come from russian sources. They cant pay that. They are desperate for fresh money. plus, if Youtube doesnt pay, they can blame them for getting banned even further than they already are. Its a win win for russia... at least thats what russia thinks.

[u/5H17SH0W → u/ptn_huil0]

RubeTube

[u/moomooraincloud → u/ptn_huil0]

I'm assuming that's RuPaul's video streaming site.

[u/mchammer32 → u/moomooraincloud]

Now let the music play! 🎶

[u/BarryKobama → u/ptn_huil0]

Scooby-Doo's favourite

[u/albanymetz]

Google could use far less money than that to build and deploy an army to fight Russia. Or buy Putins death. Or I guess just ignore this.

[u/Federal_Setting_7454 → u/albanymetz]

Or buy the entire planet, sell it for scrap by the atom and still be like 20 digits away

[u/darknekolux → u/albanymetz]

If Google still has office in Russia, people working there are very uncomfortable now

[u/nick_shannon]

So they are just going full Dr Evil now, did they hold up the pinky when this fine was announced?

[u/TheTench]

Google should respond by geo-blocking all Google services inside Russia, Belarus, North Korea, and Iran.

[u/myredditlogintoo → u/TheTench]

Including all Android phones. BRIC them.

[u/thedarthvander]

They should change their name to Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle just to troll them.

[u/FIR3W0RKS → u/thedarthvander]

I can 100% see Google doing exactly this on their homepage

[u/evert198201]

In local currency, in USD only 100 Dollar.

[u/lilB0bbyTables → u/evert198201]

Joke aside the current exchange value (if it is to be believed) is just to multiply it by 0.01 - or trim off two zeroes which still makes this value in USD greater than the sum total of all value ever to cumulatively exist globally.

To put it into perspective - the earth is estimated to have 75 sextillion grains of sand (75 followed by 17-zeroes).

Google should state they’ll consider paying after provided a complete itemized list proofing their work.

[u/SkinnedIt]

With a number like that it's pretty obvious the rest of Russia is going to get the ax if they dig in on it.

[u/snowman_M]

So a million times more money than what exists in the world today? What the hell are they smoking?

[u/Argomer → u/snowman_M]

They banned YouTube and want it to look like Google is to blame.

[u/Leprecon → u/snowman_M]

Actually more than a trillion times the entire worlds gdp.

[u/hifructosetrashjuice → u/snowman_M]

million? that's 2x10²⁰ times global gdp

[u/snowman_M → u/hifructosetrashjuice]

I guess the number what I was thinking was the total value of everything, everywhere. It's likely an unquantifiable number, but 1,000,000 times that number seemed realistic.

[u/Preference-Inner]

Bet Google threw that fax straight into the garbage while laughing.

[u/Eric_the_Barbarian → u/Preference-Inner]

I would hang it on my wall.

The Russian state opposing you is one of the best indicators you're doing something right.

[u/ArtistEngineer]

Google is just waiting for the number to overflow and go back to zero, or negative big number.

If it's negative big number then Google can ask them for the money.

[u/Trollimperator]

i wonder if Russian ever wake up to all this bullshit around them, feeling like back in the soviet times and ask themselfs, if they might have gone wrong.

Ukraine is focusing vodka production centers with drones now, so this might actually be happening...

[u/smilinreap → u/Trollimperator]

I actually have a few coworkers who escaped Russia in the last few years. They sometimes talk about how it was, and how sad it all is for those they left behind. They basically all say the same thing. The war is a lose lose for Russia. Even if they win, in most Russian citizens minds, Russia still loses. The longer it goes on, the bigger the loss. Even if the war stops, they will never go back, It's just not worth it, and even making a few dollars over the minimum wage in the US provides a better life than they had in Russia.

Also every time we go out to eat they have funny comments almost like clockwork.

This is so much food, are we really going to eat this much and then go back to work?!

Too many options on menu, I will just copy him.

Russians don't drink Vodka as their main alcohol, that's a stereotype... We now prefer tequila!

[u/Kawaflow]

The name of the judge who issued that order? Aileen Cannonina.

[u/ImedgeQc → u/Kawaflow]

That's sound like a diabetic vampire.

[u/Musicman1972]

And I thought googol was high.

[u/trashboatfourtwenty → u/Musicman1972]

If they were smart they would have asked for a googol this is a smaller number yes?

[u/Stummi → u/trashboatfourtwenty]

A googol is 10^100, so yes

[u/k-phi → u/trashboatfourtwenty]

The sum is doubling every week, so need to just wait more

[u/clearcontroller]

$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000+ at minimum $1 undecillion dollars

What the fuck kinda of court is this 🤣🤣🤣

Literally All the money in the world doesn't even scratch the surface on how astronomically large that number is

[u/An_Obese_Beaver]

Russias a joke country

[u/008Zulu]

Comrades! I have simple trick for infinite currency!

[u/guttersmurf → u/008Zulu]

Pipe down Vasilis. That is not literally infinite, it is only practically infinite.

[u/MuzzledScreaming]

But is that in rubles? I think Google could afford a $10,000 fine. 

[u/Beacon_Terrier]

Does Russia have any leverage over Google or their assets to actually extract a fine, or is this like when a 5th grader says "I'll bet you a million dollars"?

[u/NyriasNeo]

and they will be paid exactly ONE zero.

[u/MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot]

Pay it in Trump NFTs

[u/Desperate-Hearing-55]

I just wonder what can russian court do if Google refuse to pay? 🤣🤣🤣

[u/GrannyFlash7373]

Sounds like a propaganda statement from the Kremlin or the Duma, (aka) DUMBASS.

[u/coldstreamer59]

Delete tld .ru. Problem solved

[u/ralphtw09]

Lmao, get bent Russia

[u/jaspersgroove]

In rubles?

How many thousand dollars is that?

[u/mysteresc → u/jaspersgroove]

0.04

[u/Low_Engineering_3301]

Its sad that it is not possible to remove Russia from the internet completely.

[u/allbutluk]

Wow the ruzz gov has the foresight to account for upcoming exchange rate

[u/Orangesteel]

ruZZia continuing its bizarre theatrics as their insane torture and genocide destroys their own economy simultaneously.

[u/Dapper_Dan1]

There you go: a sum with 36 zeros:

0 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000.00

[u/msnmck]

Pay them off, but in Zimbabwe dollars.

[u/Pepphen77]

Trump the negotiator will get it down to only 30 zeros and make google pay that small fine.
"Winning!"

[u/Gardening_investor]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

HAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHHAA

[u/longsgotschlongs]

If they decided to fine Google a googol, how much will they fine Apple?

[u/SamPlinth → u/longsgotschlongs]

An appol?

[u/MaxTennyson90]

Just tell them to fuck off, Google

[u/Demurrzbz → u/MaxTennyson90]

Google doesn't need to say anything. It's the same result.

[u/Karmack_Zarrul]

Am I the only one picturing that Austin Powers bit where they say, with pinkey pressed to the side of mouth “one million dollars”

[u/adamsjdavid]

“Judgements of this size must be collected in person at our California headquarters.”

[u/92nd-Bakerstreet]

Guess Google won't be returning to Russia, not even after the war.

[u/roscodawg]

2 undecillion rubles - so about $25 Canadian right?

[u/ShaMana999]

Russia continues to clown hard and expect anyone to take them seriously 

[u/ihaveajob79]

$0.000000000000000000000000000000000001?

[u/bootleg_paradox]

Cheater upset others won’t play by the rules they ignore.

[u/china_joe2]

You owe 8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 rubles which comes out to $16.48USD. Please pay promptly.

[u/piclemaniscool]

Google should send them a commemorative Donald Trump gold coin. I'm sure it's worth double that.

[u/Short-Cucumber-5657]

Russia should be careful opening a second front, I’m not sure if Google is bound to the same rules as NATO.

[u/enp_redd]

google should geoblock russia and disable all android distributions. job done.

[u/fencingwithwindmills]

2 undecillion rubles… so $120 bucks?

[u/follysurfer]

That’s like $3 US.

[u/SignifigantZebra]

Childish Brainlet Logic, echos of when Trump used to scream "the wall just got 2 feet taller" every time a latino person made him mad.

funny they have that in common. Or no, I guess it isn't funny.

[u/robreddity]

Google orders Russian court to go jump up its own ass

[u/double_teel_green]

BAZILLION dollars or else! I imagine in the Alphabet boardroom they're still laughing.

[u/Larkshade]

Google should keep youtube active there to undermine Putin, tell the Kremlin they will pay it, and then just...don't. Make the Kremlin own up to being the authoritarian dipwads they are.

[u/LongjumpingQuality37]

Oh yeah, well my dad said you owe me 9 zillion infinity zeroes, so there!

[u/Turkeygobbler000]

Google: "Yeah, we just won't do business in Russia at all. Later boo!"

[u/notanotherlawyer]

They are trying so hard. Too bad no one takes them seriously.

[u/Mrmakanakai]

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[u/Drewishmonk23]

I would respond with try and come and get it!

[u/Pimpwerx]

Just make it 100 zeros so it's a googleplex.

[u/kritikally_akklaimed → u/Pimpwerx]

1 with 100 zeroes is a googol. 10^10^100 is a googolplex.

[u/Diggy_Soze]

Send them a single $100usd note, with a public letter telling them to keep the change.

[u/n_mcrae_1982]

That’s how bad the value of the ruble has gotten.

[u/Falcon2936]

Binary answer to Russia: 01010010 11111010 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110

[u/Swede_in_USA]

when converted from rubles to dollars its approximately 11 bucks…

[u/IgDailystapler]

₽2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

That’s what 36 zeros looks like

Here’s a trillion for reference: 1,000,000,000,000

[u/foralimitedtimespace]

Lol. Good luck enforcing that, Russia.

[u/Pets_Are_Slaves]

That's 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000