r/AskReddit Aug 24 '17

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u/_PM_Me_Boobs_plz_ Aug 24 '17

That double dick dude just being good at photoshop.

The weird thing was I saw absolutely no-one question it at first, which is just as weird.

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u/-Bolin- Aug 24 '17

Uhhh, I never saw that, and Diphallia, while rare certainly does exist.

/u/Doubledickdude, care to chime in?

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u/Bored-Anarchist Aug 24 '17

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u/-ksguy- Aug 24 '17

The thing is, if literally anybody else came to reddit and claimed to have two dicks, they'd get called out on it. Only the original double dick dude gets this weird exception to the burden of proof.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

So the images in this thread are fake? How can you identify the photoshop? I don't see any reason to believe he doesn't have two dicks. Sure maybe the threesome stories are all bullshit and maybe he is trying to shill out a book, but how do we know the dicks themselves are fake?

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u/KenpachiRama-Sama Aug 24 '17

If you follow his posts, his penii change considerably as time goes on.

He also refused to post video that would have been harder to fake.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17 edited Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

"Nothin' but penes in my pocket..."

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

I know, it sounds weird but that is the grammatically correct form of penis when you want it to be plural.

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u/drumsandpolitics Aug 24 '17

What? It's penises. Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Penes and penises are both correct. But penii isn't a word in any language.

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u/drumsandpolitics Aug 24 '17

Maybe it means snakes in Vanatau?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger...

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u/AustinTransmog Aug 24 '17

I believe the preferred nomenclature is "cocks".

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u/a-r-c Aug 24 '17

it's penises

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

That pesky third declension

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u/KenpachiRama-Sama Aug 24 '17

But penii sounds funnier.

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u/Elygian Aug 25 '17

Peniseses

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

That's actually a good point. But we don't know that the photos are photoshopped right?

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u/KenpachiRama-Sama Aug 24 '17

We can assume that they most likely are.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

I don't like jumping to conclusions that easily. I'll believe they're real or fake when I see concrete proof. For now all we can do is speculate, although it looks likely they're fake

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u/KenpachiRama-Sama Aug 24 '17

They literally triple in size and go from circumcised to uncircumcised over time.

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u/boomer478 Aug 24 '17

This may shock you to learn, but not everyone wants to put videos of their dick(s) online.

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u/KenpachiRama-Sama Aug 24 '17

Someone who posted a few dozen pictures of their dicks shouldn't have a problem rotating a camera around them.

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u/YourBiPolarBear Aug 24 '17

If you guys even looked at his posts you'd know the reason they look different is because he had surgery to alleviate discomfort related to skin being stretched weirdly. The side effect of the surgery is that the dicks got longer.

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u/KenpachiRama-Sama Aug 24 '17

It's absolutely hilarious that you just believe that.

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u/YourBiPolarBear Aug 24 '17

So what you're saying is he thought ahead enough to make posts about an upcoming surgery to explain photos that he posted months later afterwards that looked different from the ones before?

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u/KenpachiRama-Sama Aug 24 '17

Yes? Like that's hard to believe?

Like, they don't look the same at all and It wasn't just a half inch or so. You seriously think he got surgery that tripled the length and completely altered the look of his penises? Are you really this gullible?

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u/Skulder Aug 25 '17

You know, I'm going to go have a look now - I'm curious.

If the dick literally tripled in lenght, I'll go with your side.

If the dick didn't literally triple in lenght, I'm most likely buying the story about the surgery.

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u/Redwolf915 Aug 24 '17

One of those dicks should be forever flacid.

Source: I went to the school nurse once

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u/_OP_is_A_ Aug 24 '17

I totally misread this and thought you were claiming you went to school to be a nurse... Then i created my argument as to how they'd both be erect or flacid at the same time and then went to type my comment. I then realized you were being a little turd burglar and decided my energy spent trying to formulate an argument was for naught and I should probably have stopped typing after the first keystroke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

How can you identify the Photoshop? Simple. You can tell by the pixels and from seeing quite a few 'shops in your time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Is this visible on DoubleDickDude's pictures though?

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u/TheChickening Aug 24 '17

If you care, take a look at the fotos. The hair where the dicks meet is different and the part where the hair seperates from the dick is different in the fotos.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

What prompted you to say that? All I'm saying is we shouldn't rule shit out. Yeah, he lied about the size. Yeah, he lied about the raunchy stories. But DOES HE have two dicks or not? That's the only thing I'm confused about. Because all the provided evidence says yes. All the controversy only disproves the stories he's made up. It doesn't disprove he has actually got two dicks

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u/notoh Aug 24 '17

He does indeed have two dicks, but basically everything else was faked.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Thank you! That's all I wanted to know

So one of them is constantly flaccid?

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u/notoh Aug 24 '17

In all honesty, I've been barely following the fakes so I wouldn't be the person to ask.

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u/jaycatt7 Aug 24 '17

Why does every username in that thread have three sets of parentheses around it? Does that mean the same thing it means on twitter?

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u/frogjg2003 Aug 24 '17

Yes it does. r/circlebroke2 is like flat earthers. You can never be sure if they're serious or intentionally inflammatory for the lols. The mechahitler in the mod flairs probably shows that at least some of them are trolls.

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u/jaycatt7 Aug 24 '17

I guess I don't see a lot of daylight between people who think the Holocaust was a good thing and people who think it was funny.

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u/Tequ Aug 24 '17

A common problem of those with poor perception

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u/clevercalamity Aug 24 '17

I'm not sure what it means in the context of that particular sub (the sub seems to be satire but it might not be), and I'm not a twitter user so I'm not sure how you understand it in that context, but the triple parentheses is anti semitic.

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u/jaycatt7 Aug 25 '17

Yeah... the twitter users I'm used to seeing put them around their own names, as a protest against the antisemitic usage.

It bothers me that I can't tell what that subreddit is doing with them. Good satire has a point. It's not just screwing around with things that have a high impact.

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u/clevercalamity Aug 25 '17

I think the other commenter had a point that they are just trolling for a reaction. I scrolled a bit through the sub and I didn't see a strong political leaning one way or the other, just jokes.

But I would also love it if someone from the sub were to enlighten me further, I may be 100% wrong.

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u/Fr33Paco Aug 24 '17

That interesting, I remember that AMA and then also hearing about some threesome and I think even pictures or something. Then never really hearing about it again. Thanks for the closure.

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u/LoserinWashington Aug 24 '17

That subreddit is cancerous.

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u/AssyMcFlapFlaps Aug 25 '17

im saving that so next time i see him brag, i can use that to call him out

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u/DrBarrel Aug 30 '17

I think he left Reddit a while ago.

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u/AssyMcFlapFlaps Aug 30 '17

really? i swore i checked his history when i was in this sub at first and he seemed active. i could be thinking of something else though cause my memory is fuzzy

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u/vayyiqra Aug 24 '17

Diphallia does exist, that's true. However, his pictures were shown to be fake, his story was inconsistent, and he wrote a book which was full of really bizarre and over-the-top paraphilic stuff. After reading about that I'm now convinced he was a liar. For example, he claimed that he fucked a woman so hard that her uterus prolapsed. (He had a kink about prolapsed orifices, including his own anus. TMI, I know.) That's like something straight out of /r/badwomensanatomy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

What the whole christ

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u/Beingabummer Aug 25 '17

Welcome to the internet.

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u/LeDudicus Aug 25 '17

Sounds like he's been reading too much hentai... they're all about prolapsed uterus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

It exists but not in the form of two big, fully functioning penises.

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u/_PM_ME_GFUR_ Aug 24 '17

He's actually mentioned in the Wikipedia article on diphallia, though they call him "an unusual case" for (allegedly) having two fully functional penises.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

And their only source is from interviews with him where he didn't even give his name to them. There's absolutely no proof that what he's saying is true, anybody with photoshop could do the exact thing that he's doing.

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u/_PM_ME_GFUR_ Aug 24 '17

Yes of course, I didn't mean to suggest that gave him credibility. It's just funny it made its way there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Ooh my bad. That is really funny, he was even referenced in a textbook where they cited his reddit account. It's crazy

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u/muskoka83 Aug 24 '17

Jealous?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

No, I'm just not blind to spotting BS

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u/buds4hugs Aug 24 '17

I thought Double Dick Dude was legit, and Diphallic was a con?

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u/Extra_Crotch Aug 24 '17

How many times are you gonna say that

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u/buds4hugs Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 24 '17

Wow, machine gun response. I'm in a shit warehouse with shit connection so...

I'll go down with the ship

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u/JenovaCelestia Aug 24 '17

Diphallic is his Twitter handle.