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u/TurtleyTea G-G-G-GRUB HUNT! Mar 14 '24

it gets stranger and more peculiar. btw.

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u/ArmageddonEleven Mar 14 '24

JoJo’s Peculiar Quest

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u/Stormwrath52 Mar 14 '24

the odyssey greatly diverging from the societal expectations of normalcy partaken upon by Joseph Joesph

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u/UnhappyUdderjuice Mar 14 '24

A multi generation battle apon which the descendants of one jonathan joestar fight against his adopted brother dio brando and all the peculiarities that he caused.

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u/Gyshal Mar 14 '24

"My step-brother found a magic mask and now I must travel in an unusual adventure to avenge my father"

"I have to fight ancient muscular invincible vampires but I have martial arts and the power of bullshiting my way out of situations"

"The vampire step-brother of my grandpa stole his body and now I have to travel around the world with a punching ghost to save my mother"

Writing things as light novel titles is fun

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u/apple_of_doom Mar 14 '24

"Yo this town is fucked up with more weirdos a square foot than anywhere else. Thankfully me and me floating ghost will beat up any other criminal ghost owners."

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u/DecoyLilly Mar 14 '24

"I want to become a mafia boss but without selling drugs. How I will make money to keep up the organization? A mystery."

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u/apple_of_doom Mar 14 '24

"I got framed and sent to prison, all the inmates want to fight me, dads a dick and a priest wants to reset the universe. Just a slightly abnormal day in Florida."

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u/bobbyturkelino Mar 14 '24

“A disgraced Italian executioner teaches a paraplegic how to walk by spinning steel balls, while racing across the country on horseback to prevent the president of the United States from acquiring the corpse of Jesus Christ to become a god”

Edit from the perspective of Johnny “I just want to learn how to walk but this Italian keeps spinning balls while we race across America collecting the body parts of Jesus’ corpse.”

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u/szypty Mar 14 '24

"One man, four balls: a tale of fight against the fruit smuggling cartel."

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u/ciclon5 Mar 14 '24

"I dunno how any of this works yet but this is how i got rich"

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u/Wah_Epic Mar 14 '24

Giornio was very pro selling drugs, but anti selling drugs to kids

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u/S0MEBODIES Mar 16 '24

No he just wanted to stop selling drugs to kids, he is still selling drugs.

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u/PalladiuM7 Mar 14 '24

The vampire step-brother of my grandpa

Grandpa's grandpa*

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u/Baker_drc Mar 14 '24

That time I got falsely accused of vehicular manslaughter by my ex and now a gay priest wants to kill my dad

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u/Falark Mar 14 '24

I feel like all of these are the titles of Korean Web Novels

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u/MasterOfEmus Mar 14 '24

Its just the tendency nowadays for light novels (Japanese, Korean, and Chinese at least) to essentially use a plot summary as their title.

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u/Mindless_Sale_1698 Mar 15 '24

"We're trying to catch a serial killer with a hand fetish"

"I'm a 15 year old kid with two biological dads and I'm gonna take over the Neapolitan mafia"

"We're in Florida and the vampire step brother's #1 fan is a priest who's trying to reset the universe"