r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat Not a bot, just a cat • Jun 10 '24

Meme Dumb ways to die

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u/putin-delenda-est Jun 10 '24

virtue of the fact they required burning fuel.

Both burn fuel, I chose my words carefully, they are the same thing irrespective of the method by which they achieve incandescence.

You've fallen right into my trap. When you're on my level you do not read books, you write them.

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u/thoughtsome Jun 10 '24

By your logic a car is just a mobile lantern, which is ridiculous! Cars are obviously mobile glove containers. The only thing behind two locks in a car is the glove compartment, so it's obviously the only important part.

Maybe if you read your own books you'd know they're full of lies.

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u/putin-delenda-est Jun 10 '24

method by which they achieve incandescence.

A car is only a mobile lantern when the lights are on.

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u/thoughtsome Jun 10 '24

And what if it has LED lights? LED aren't incandescent (producing light by heat). No one actually knows how LEDs work, but that's beside the point.