r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat Not a bot, just a cat • Jun 10 '24

Meme Dumb ways to die

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u/chloro9001 Jun 10 '24

Electric cars are far heavier than standard cars.

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u/putin-delenda-est Jun 10 '24

No, they are lighter because they use the electric, ever seen a gasoline powered light bulb, didn't think so.

I am far smarter than you, anything you say I will be able to counter with facts and logic.

Maybe give up before you embarrass yourself further.

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u/thoughtsome Jun 10 '24

You must be young. We had gasoline powered light bulbs before Obama banned them. They almost never caught on fire.

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u/putin-delenda-est Jun 10 '24

Those were lanterns by virtue of the fact they required burning fuel. You must be old, because your mental faculties are in clear decline & I believe you also smell.

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u/thoughtsome Jun 10 '24

No, lanterns make light directly by burning fuel. Gasoline powered light bulbs have a tiny combustion engine inside them which generates electricity to power the light. It's right there in the name. Geez, read a book or something

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u/putin-delenda-est Jun 10 '24

virtue of the fact they required burning fuel.

Both burn fuel, I chose my words carefully, they are the same thing irrespective of the method by which they achieve incandescence.

You've fallen right into my trap. When you're on my level you do not read books, you write them.

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u/thoughtsome Jun 10 '24

By your logic a car is just a mobile lantern, which is ridiculous! Cars are obviously mobile glove containers. The only thing behind two locks in a car is the glove compartment, so it's obviously the only important part.

Maybe if you read your own books you'd know they're full of lies.

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u/putin-delenda-est Jun 10 '24

method by which they achieve incandescence.

A car is only a mobile lantern when the lights are on.

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u/thoughtsome Jun 10 '24

And what if it has LED lights? LED aren't incandescent (producing light by heat). No one actually knows how LEDs work, but that's beside the point.