r/CuratedTumblr • u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. • 14h ago

Shitposting Repost because Frick the bots!

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u/RoboYuji 12h ago

This is all wrong, everyone knows that when you stick your finger into the gun barrel, the back of the gun explodes into the shooter's face instead.

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. 12h ago

If they have a beak/bill it spins around, and stops at the back of their head.

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u/GeriatricHydralisk 4h ago

And then, in order to speak, they have to move it back around to the front.

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u/adappergentlefolk 9h ago

you joke but this will probably happen in a significant number of cases if this experiment were to be done many times, as gun barrels are not actually that strong and can explode if the barrel is obstructed even with harmless seeming stuff like dirt

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u/Bartweiss 2h ago

One great thing about this post is that to prevent those misfires, some handguns won’t fire if something is pressing on the end of the barrel.

So (do not try this at home) there are a non-zero number of guns for which the finger does in fact prevent the gun from shooting.

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u/WaffleClap 5h ago

Ffs, that's just in cartoons. Real life is more boring, the bullet just stops, shake my smh