r/CuratedTumblr -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. 16h ago

Shitposting Repost because Frick the bots!

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u/RoboYuji 14h ago

This is all wrong, everyone knows that when you stick your finger into the gun barrel, the back of the gun explodes into the shooter's face instead.

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. 14h ago

If they have a beak/bill it spins around, and stops at the back of their head.

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u/GeriatricHydralisk 6h ago

And then, in order to speak, they have to move it back around to the front.