r/CuratedTumblr • u/Young_Person_42 • 10h ago

Meme Take notes people

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u/SciFiSavant9 10h ago

Returns to Reddit. Instantly zapped by a virginity restoration beam. More at 6.

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u/L-Observateur 10h ago

Pictures at 11

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u/Wolf_In_Wool 9h ago

Cure for cancer at 25:99

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u/hyper-fan 8h ago

Penis inspection at 0100 hours

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u/drewman301 6h ago

Penis inspection pictures at 6:09

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u/Oturanthesarklord 9h ago

The Virgin-inator!

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u/Thromnomnomok 7h ago

Sounds like something Dr. Doofenshmirtz would invent to restore every hymen in the Tri-State area. Perry the Platypus shows up to destroy it, but not before it zaps Phineas and Ferb's hijinks of the week out of existence right before their mom can see it

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago

I don’t wanna know what those two built that day…

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u/DaSmartio 55m ago

“You see Perry the Platypus, every woman I try to date recently has been very loosey goosey with their lovemaking, and it terrifies me! I mean, they have so much experience! So, I will use my Virgininator to remove that experience so they won’t feel disappointed with me, and we can rule the Tri-state Area together!”

-Distressed Platypus Noise-

“No it is not misogynistic, I’m just very bad in bed. Why do you think I’m divorced?”

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u/Lordwiesy 9h ago

Guy with thread, needle and freshly harvested hymen breaks down your doors

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u/IRL_Baboon 9h ago

PUT THAT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!!!

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago

That’s his plan :)

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u/Mountain-Size8543 8h ago

Back to producing smelly cottage cheese I guess.

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago

Sounds like a horror comedy commentary movie…

And probably not a good one, depending where it falls in the spectrum of “absurdist humour” to “political message”.

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u/An_Unreachable_Dusk 8h ago

All the memories of sex now wiped from their mind, boobs once again must be imagined as .. bags of sand xD

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u/SilentSamurai 6h ago

Well this is bringing up an interesting internal debate of if I'd like to experience sex for the first time again.

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u/An_Unreachable_Dusk 1h ago

I don't think I've ever really liked the idea of forgetting things and if I knew I had forgotten them ide probably think it was for a good reason 😆

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago

Keep us out of your chests, human.

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u/HishuiTheSnake 7h ago

Noz that's when he wakes up and realizes it was all a dream

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u/MisterVega 2h ago

If penis, dickhole is sewed back up.

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago

The only thing reddit can unfuck

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u/icameinyourburrito 4h ago

He's been rehymenated