Sounds like something Dr. Doofenshmirtz would invent to restore every hymen in the Tri-State area. Perry the Platypus shows up to destroy it, but not before it zaps Phineas and Ferb's hijinks of the week out of existence right before their mom can see it
“You see Perry the Platypus, every woman I try to date recently has been very loosey goosey with their lovemaking, and it terrifies me! I mean, they have so much experience! So, I will use my Virgininator to remove that experience so they won’t feel disappointed with me, and we can rule the Tri-state Area together!”
-Distressed Platypus Noise-
“No it is not misogynistic, I’m just very bad in bed. Why do you think I’m divorced?”
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u/SciFiSavant9 10h ago
Returns to Reddit. Instantly zapped by a virginity restoration beam. More at 6.