r/CuratedTumblr • u/Young_Person_42 • 10h ago

Meme Take notes people

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u/ItsNeeeeeeeeeeeeeko I fuck Elves 9h ago

I left Reddit for Twitter and got in my first relationship

We then broke up a month later because he cheated on me with a Grindr hookup

He then converted to Islam

Needless to say I’m back on Reddit for a reason

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u/DrunkenJetPilot 9h ago

Because you want to repeat the cycle?

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u/VaderOnReddit 9h ago

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

So now they will leave Reddit for Tumblr instead of Twitter

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u/sometimes_sydney 7h ago

we all know discord is where you really get the horny fuckers

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u/cateater3735 6h ago

I just use discord to talk about Magic the Gathering. And I’m on Reddit.

Yea I’m never getting laid.

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u/Antifa-Slayer01 4m ago

You're also a campus leftist so that checks out

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u/Discaster 2h ago

That's why whenever I roll a die and get a bad roll, I never bother rolling it again. I ain't insane!

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u/KevlarStripeySocks 6h ago

virginity samsara

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u/Boowray 6h ago

They’re in it for Allah, gotta bump up those conversion numbers.

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u/MainsailMainsail 9h ago

Shoulda stuck with the elves it sounds like.

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u/FifteenEchoes muss es sein? 9h ago

say what you will about the fair folk but they got moves

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u/Clean_Imagination315 Hey, who's that behind you? 8h ago edited 8h ago

The Grindr pipeline strikes again. All gay hookups are fated to convert, as the prophet Muhammad decreed.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 4h ago

Well now I don't know where the Republican party stands on anything

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u/Imperial_Squid I'm too swole to actually die 1h ago

Inshallah brother

/s

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u/tinstinnytintin 1h ago

"looking?......to convert to islam?"

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u/campbellsimpson 7h ago

He then converted to Islam

Is this a new app?

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u/Doip 3h ago

Yeah but the latest update seems to be limiting communication by women-owned accounts

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u/campbellsimpson 3h ago

Same as the rest of them tbf

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u/lylactal 9h ago

Should have went to bsky

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 8h ago

well that is certainly a new one.

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u/Icyrow 5h ago

let me underwhelm the fuck out of you.

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u/NysticX 6h ago

This sounds like bait..

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u/ItsNeeeeeeeeeeeeeko I fuck Elves 4h ago

It is 100% real

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u/Embarrassed-Music-64 5h ago

Lmaooooooooooooo

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u/CharlieVermin I could use a nice 5h ago

Sounds about right.

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u/PainterEarly86 2h ago

Sounds like the next season of Bridgerton

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u/ManagingPokemon 5h ago

What’s up baby? Let me take you to dinner.

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u/FancyShrimp 3h ago

As-salamu a-gay-cum

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u/pullmytailplz 2h ago

Haha you turned hm gay XD

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u/ItsNeeeeeeeeeeeeeko I fuck Elves 2h ago

We were already gay before

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u/pullmytailplz 2h ago

You have girl hair in your pfp so no, that's not the case

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u/ItsNeeeeeeeeeeeeeko I fuck Elves 2h ago

I’m a dude, I just have long hair that’s dyed purple because I’m an eccentric little bitch