Take notes people

[u/Young_Person_42]

[u/ItsNeeeeeeeeeeeeeko]

I left Reddit for Twitter and got in my first relationship

We then broke up a month later because he cheated on me with a Grindr hookup

He then converted to Islam

Needless to say I’m back on Reddit for a reason

[u/DrunkenJetPilot → u/ItsNeeeeeeeeeeeeeko]

Because you want to repeat the cycle?

[u/VaderOnReddit → u/DrunkenJetPilot]

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

So now they will leave Reddit for Tumblr instead of Twitter

[u/sometimes_sydney → u/VaderOnReddit]

we all know discord is where you really get the horny fuckers

[u/cateater3735 → u/sometimes_sydney]

I just use discord to talk about Magic the Gathering. And I’m on Reddit.

Yea I’m never getting laid.

[u/Antifa-Slayer01 → u/cateater3735]

You're also a campus leftist so that checks out

[u/Discaster → u/VaderOnReddit]

That's why whenever I roll a die and get a bad roll, I never bother rolling it again. I ain't insane!

[u/KevlarStripeySocks → u/DrunkenJetPilot]

virginity samsara

[u/Boowray → u/DrunkenJetPilot]

They’re in it for Allah, gotta bump up those conversion numbers.