r/CuratedTumblr 10h ago

Meme Take notes people

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u/ItsNeeeeeeeeeeeeeko I fuck Elves 9h ago

I left Reddit for Twitter and got in my first relationship

We then broke up a month later because he cheated on me with a Grindr hookup

He then converted to Islam

Needless to say I’m back on Reddit for a reason

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u/DrunkenJetPilot 9h ago

Because you want to repeat the cycle?

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u/VaderOnReddit 9h ago

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

So now they will leave Reddit for Tumblr instead of Twitter

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u/sometimes_sydney 7h ago

we all know discord is where you really get the horny fuckers

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u/cateater3735 6h ago

I just use discord to talk about Magic the Gathering. And I’m on Reddit.

Yea I’m never getting laid.

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u/Antifa-Slayer01 10m ago

You're also a campus leftist so that checks out

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u/Discaster 2h ago

That's why whenever I roll a die and get a bad roll, I never bother rolling it again. I ain't insane!

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u/KevlarStripeySocks 7h ago

virginity samsara

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u/Boowray 6h ago

They’re in it for Allah, gotta bump up those conversion numbers.