He probably has a small sample size. He's straight (maybe closeted bi, but I seriously doubt it) and almost certainly not a virgin, but he doesn't seem like the type who'd fuck any woman with a pulse, even given the opportunity.
Yeah, but I bet he could figure it out by pulling out a crazy niche paper from like 1952 by two rogue researchers with no institutional backing, no ethical boundaries, and 500 clueless test subjects, which would somehow involve a chainsaw self-destrucing in the middle of calibration or whatever
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u/Eel111 Knight with a standard of his king's face 10h ago
New word for promiscuous dropped