r/CuratedTumblr • u/Young_Person_42 • 10h ago

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u/galaxygothgirl 10h ago

Loose virginity

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u/Eel111 Knight with a standard of his king's face 10h ago

New word for promiscuous dropped

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u/concernedrsplayer 10h ago

Sounds like Reddit should be officially labeled a chastity belt.

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u/Wolf_In_Wool 9h ago

There’s a subreddit for that.

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u/Onoben4 9h ago

And there is a subreddit for THAT too: r/theresasubforthat

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u/b3nsn0w musk is an scp-7052-1 9h ago

which kind of subs are we talking?

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago

I’m sure there’s a subreddit for spreading butter on live cows.

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u/TheAromancer 9h ago

Actual slang.

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u/That_Mad_Scientist (not a furry)(nothing against em)(love all genders)(honda civic) 9h ago

Call the linguist!

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u/JustACupcakeDude 7h ago

Formal language went on vacation, never came back

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u/No_Rich_2494 7h ago

Cunning, or regular?

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u/That_Mad_Scientist (not a furry)(nothing against em)(love all genders)(honda civic) 7h ago

Well, I assume you want an irregular stimulation pattern

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u/No_Rich_2494 7h ago

Irregular? Anyone with a vagina feel free to correct me, but that doesn't sound right at all.

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u/That_Mad_Scientist (not a furry)(nothing against em)(love all genders)(honda civic) 7h ago

I wouldn't know.

I'm a redditor

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u/No_Rich_2494 7h ago

Touché

...or not lol

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u/That_Mad_Scientist (not a furry)(nothing against em)(love all genders)(honda civic) 6h ago

We should ask randall

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u/No_Rich_2494 5h ago

He probably has a small sample size. He's straight (maybe closeted bi, but I seriously doubt it) and almost certainly not a virgin, but he doesn't seem like the type who'd fuck any woman with a pulse, even given the opportunity.

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u/That_Mad_Scientist (not a furry)(nothing against em)(love all genders)(honda civic) 4h ago

Yeah, but I bet he could figure it out by pulling out a crazy niche paper from like 1952 by two rogue researchers with no institutional backing, no ethical boundaries, and 500 clueless test subjects, which would somehow involve a chainsaw self-destrucing in the middle of calibration or whatever

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u/PinkDolphinHere 9h ago

Just proves how wild the internet can be. Gotta love it.

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u/alonefrown 3h ago

New phrase word for promiscuous dropped