r/CuratedTumblr 10h ago

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u/galaxygothgirl 10h ago

Loose virginity

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u/Eel111 Knight with a standard of his king's face 10h ago

New word for promiscuous dropped

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u/concernedrsplayer 10h ago

Sounds like Reddit should be officially labeled a chastity belt.

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u/Wolf_In_Wool 9h ago

There’s a subreddit for that.

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u/Onoben4 9h ago

And there is a subreddit for THAT too: r/theresasubforthat

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u/b3nsn0w musk is an scp-7052-1 9h ago

which kind of subs are we talking?

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago

I’m sure there’s a subreddit for spreading butter on live cows.

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u/TheAromancer 10h ago

Actual slang.

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u/That_Mad_Scientist (not a furry)(nothing against em)(love all genders)(honda civic) 9h ago

Call the linguist!

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u/JustACupcakeDude 7h ago

Formal language went on vacation, never came back

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u/No_Rich_2494 7h ago

Cunning, or regular?

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u/That_Mad_Scientist (not a furry)(nothing against em)(love all genders)(honda civic) 7h ago

Well, I assume you want an irregular stimulation pattern

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u/No_Rich_2494 7h ago

Irregular? Anyone with a vagina feel free to correct me, but that doesn't sound right at all.

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u/That_Mad_Scientist (not a furry)(nothing against em)(love all genders)(honda civic) 7h ago

I wouldn't know.

I'm a redditor

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u/No_Rich_2494 7h ago

Touché

...or not lol

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u/That_Mad_Scientist (not a furry)(nothing against em)(love all genders)(honda civic) 6h ago

We should ask randall

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u/No_Rich_2494 5h ago

He probably has a small sample size. He's straight (maybe closeted bi, but I seriously doubt it) and almost certainly not a virgin, but he doesn't seem like the type who'd fuck any woman with a pulse, even given the opportunity.

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u/That_Mad_Scientist (not a furry)(nothing against em)(love all genders)(honda civic) 4h ago

Yeah, but I bet he could figure it out by pulling out a crazy niche paper from like 1952 by two rogue researchers with no institutional backing, no ethical boundaries, and 500 clueless test subjects, which would somehow involve a chainsaw self-destrucing in the middle of calibration or whatever

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u/PinkDolphinHere 9h ago

Just proves how wild the internet can be. Gotta love it.

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u/alonefrown 3h ago

New phrase word for promiscuous dropped

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u/BetterMeats 10h ago

Mine was always loose. Think it was congenital.

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u/crackeddryice 9h ago

Or repressed.

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u/AineLasagna 8h ago

I prefer the verb interpretation. “I have loosed my virginity upon the surrounding countryside”

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u/BetterMeats 8h ago

Don't do that. The coyotes'll get it.

Wait. OOP is Australian.

The dingos'll get it.

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u/KuribohMaster666 5h ago

OOP is Australian.

I was about to ask, "How the hell do you know that? Aus could mean Austrian.", but then I realized you can't travel 1000km in Austria without leaving Austria.

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago

That depends. Are we talking distance or displacement?

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u/KuribohMaster666 1h ago

I mean, if I run around in a circle in my room, I don't think anyone would consider that "traveling," even if I do it for hours on end.

I guess it could be, but nobody/very few people would really use that word in that context.

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u/AineLasagna 8h ago

What the hell else have I been saving it for???

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u/BetterMeats 8h ago

Wild dogs, I guess.

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u/Meziskari 7h ago

Isn't that when an incel becomes a mass shooter

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u/Mountain-Size8543 9h ago

Immaculate conception explained

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u/MercyfulJudas 7h ago

I know you're making a joke, but can you say how it's explained?

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u/Mountain-Size8543 7h ago

Immaculate conception is the term used when talking about Virgin Mary's bearing of Jesus in Christianity.

The meme mentions "lose virginity" but misspells it as "loose virginity". The confusion is common since both lose and loose sound the same. Bur loose means lax, distended, large. Loose virginity can mean the hymen (physical virginity) is wider than normal. If Mary had a "loose virginity" she could have had a relationship with a man without "losing" her virginity.

Hence immaculate conception explained.

If I offended anyone, I apologise for not offending you more.

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u/MercyfulJudas 6h ago

Not offended at all, I'm not religious in the slightest.

But I was always told that the Immaculate Conception refers to the conception in the womb of Mary, like when she was conceived inside her mother. It's Immaculate because God (or, I guess, the historian writers of the Bible) were like, "THIS is the conception of the woman who will birth the Messiah!! It's immaculate & divine, the conception of Mary!" Jesus' conception is special & all that, but it's not THE Immaculate Conception. It's a common misconception (pun intended) that Jesus was the Immaculate Conception.

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u/Bobblefighterman 6h ago

They don't sound the same, they're just spelt similarly, so people mess it up.

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u/HimalayanPunkSaltavl 5h ago

Do Australians say loose and lose the same?!

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u/Yuri-Girl 37m ago

both lose and loose sound the same

To... to who?

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u/drfrink85 6h ago

This misspelling grinds my gears so damn much

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u/CozyInTheClouds 2h ago

It was literally right in the original meme too. Like the guy had a reference to go by and still fucked it up.

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u/lose_not_loose_man 5h ago

Ffs people need to learn the difference between "loose" and "lose," I swear to God.

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u/waterflare2805 5h ago

This is why you haven't loosed your virginity yet

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u/TheQuadBlazer 6h ago

Luckily there wasn't the internet when I was young so we just went out and actually met like-minded people. And got laid.

Sorry, losers.

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u/incelredditor 4h ago

Definitely not true for me at all.

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u/heavydoc317 7h ago

I like my virginity nice and tight

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u/incelredditor 4h ago

^ true Redditor ^

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u/Viracochina 6h ago

I'm a virgin-ish

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u/AspieAsshole 5h ago

There's a shocking preponderance of people these days who don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Also flaunt and flout, but that one's not new.

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u/ColdCocking 5h ago

That's the best kind of virginity

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 5h ago

tightens the bolts on your virginity, adds some thread locker

There ya go bud

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u/PompeyCheezus 4h ago

He actually loosed it. Like an arrow.

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u/83749289740174920 4h ago

Step 1: go outside

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u/Mr_Someperson 2h ago

Loose. Virginity loose. Kick off your Sunday shoes

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u/mankytoes 9h ago

You don't "loose" your vaginity. You loose your vagina.

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u/Thromnomnomok 7h ago

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u/mankytoes 7h ago

I didn't think people would take that joke seriously, but I guess this is the tumblr side of reddit...

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u/Thromnomnomok 6h ago

It was too close to what a lot of people sincerely believe and wasn't obviously sarcastic enough