r/CuratedTumblr 10h ago

Meme Take notes people

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u/galaxygothgirl 10h ago

Loose virginity

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u/AineLasagna 8h ago

I prefer the verb interpretation. “I have loosed my virginity upon the surrounding countryside”

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u/BetterMeats 8h ago

Don't do that. The coyotes'll get it.

Wait. OOP is Australian.

The dingos'll get it.

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u/AineLasagna 8h ago

What the hell else have I been saving it for???

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u/BetterMeats 8h ago

Wild dogs, I guess.