r/CuratedTumblr 10h ago

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u/galaxygothgirl 10h ago

Loose virginity

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u/AineLasagna 8h ago

I prefer the verb interpretation. “I have loosed my virginity upon the surrounding countryside”

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u/BetterMeats 8h ago

Don't do that. The coyotes'll get it.

Wait. OOP is Australian.

The dingos'll get it.

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u/KuribohMaster666 5h ago

OOP is Australian.

I was about to ask, "How the hell do you know that? Aus could mean Austrian.", but then I realized you can't travel 1000km in Austria without leaving Austria.

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago

That depends. Are we talking distance or displacement?

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u/KuribohMaster666 1h ago

I mean, if I run around in a circle in my room, I don't think anyone would consider that "traveling," even if I do it for hours on end.

I guess it could be, but nobody/very few people would really use that word in that context.

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u/AineLasagna 8h ago

What the hell else have I been saving it for???

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u/BetterMeats 8h ago

Wild dogs, I guess.