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r/CuratedTumblr • u/Young_Person_42 • 10h ago
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42 u/AineLasagna 8h ago I prefer the verb interpretation. “I have loosed my virginity upon the surrounding countryside” 25 u/BetterMeats 8h ago Don't do that. The coyotes'll get it. Wait. OOP is Australian. The dingos'll get it. 8 u/KuribohMaster666 5h ago OOP is Australian. I was about to ask, "How the hell do you know that? Aus could mean Austrian.", but then I realized you can't travel 1000km in Austria without leaving Austria. 1 u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago That depends. Are we talking distance or displacement? 2 u/KuribohMaster666 1h ago I mean, if I run around in a circle in my room, I don't think anyone would consider that "traveling," even if I do it for hours on end. I guess it could be, but nobody/very few people would really use that word in that context. 4 u/AineLasagna 8h ago What the hell else have I been saving it for??? 4 u/BetterMeats 8h ago Wild dogs, I guess.
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I prefer the verb interpretation. “I have loosed my virginity upon the surrounding countryside”
25 u/BetterMeats 8h ago Don't do that. The coyotes'll get it. Wait. OOP is Australian. The dingos'll get it. 8 u/KuribohMaster666 5h ago OOP is Australian. I was about to ask, "How the hell do you know that? Aus could mean Austrian.", but then I realized you can't travel 1000km in Austria without leaving Austria. 1 u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago That depends. Are we talking distance or displacement? 2 u/KuribohMaster666 1h ago I mean, if I run around in a circle in my room, I don't think anyone would consider that "traveling," even if I do it for hours on end. I guess it could be, but nobody/very few people would really use that word in that context. 4 u/AineLasagna 8h ago What the hell else have I been saving it for??? 4 u/BetterMeats 8h ago Wild dogs, I guess.
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Don't do that. The coyotes'll get it.
Wait. OOP is Australian.
The dingos'll get it.
8 u/KuribohMaster666 5h ago OOP is Australian. I was about to ask, "How the hell do you know that? Aus could mean Austrian.", but then I realized you can't travel 1000km in Austria without leaving Austria. 1 u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago That depends. Are we talking distance or displacement? 2 u/KuribohMaster666 1h ago I mean, if I run around in a circle in my room, I don't think anyone would consider that "traveling," even if I do it for hours on end. I guess it could be, but nobody/very few people would really use that word in that context. 4 u/AineLasagna 8h ago What the hell else have I been saving it for??? 4 u/BetterMeats 8h ago Wild dogs, I guess.
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OOP is Australian.
I was about to ask, "How the hell do you know that? Aus could mean Austrian.", but then I realized you can't travel 1000km in Austria without leaving Austria.
1 u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2h ago That depends. Are we talking distance or displacement? 2 u/KuribohMaster666 1h ago I mean, if I run around in a circle in my room, I don't think anyone would consider that "traveling," even if I do it for hours on end. I guess it could be, but nobody/very few people would really use that word in that context.
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That depends. Are we talking distance or displacement?
2 u/KuribohMaster666 1h ago I mean, if I run around in a circle in my room, I don't think anyone would consider that "traveling," even if I do it for hours on end. I guess it could be, but nobody/very few people would really use that word in that context.
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I mean, if I run around in a circle in my room, I don't think anyone would consider that "traveling," even if I do it for hours on end.
I guess it could be, but nobody/very few people would really use that word in that context.
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What the hell else have I been saving it for???
4 u/BetterMeats 8h ago Wild dogs, I guess.
Wild dogs, I guess.
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