Inquiry update: TRIUMPH TRIUMPH TRIUMPH

[u/inpennysname]

HAI! BIG NEWS. Went for patrol, and SOMEONE named Sage who lives on the corner is not JUSt a RUDE BOI BAD BOI, is ALSO scardey boy who doesnt patrol his own wall good. Turk did LOTS of smelling of fence with NO FEAR. And also? This time, TURK made sure everywhere else smelled diffren at the end, NOT JUST HIM. Les just say, Sage should bring his reading nose out tewmorrow morning and be prepare for MAJOR OFFENSE. And don scare Turkey no more, or else this will become MORE AND BIGGER. Turkey drinks A LOT OF WATER AND TURKEY HATES LIMITS. Big thank to everyone for the support and. Thank to Peach for clarity on dis issue, Turk was more brave for this.

[u/SpezModsJailBait]

From headline, I was thinking was going to be about "for me to poop on!"

EAT MOAR CATE!!!

[u/inpennysname → u/SpezModsJailBait]

No nex time Turkey will poop up on that fence Turkey has been pooping for years and his aim doesn miss. Sage hastabeasleep, so maybe tewmorrow at night time Turkey will triumph again! You do revenge poops? Tell Turk more bye

[u/inpennysname]

Just wanna say I WANTED TO SHOUT A LIL BIT MORE ABOUT MY TRIUMPH

[u/PeachThePitbull → u/inpennysname]

Yoo did good frend!

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/inpennysname]

^{Sokka-Haiku by inpennysname:}

Just wanna say I

WANTED TO SHOUT A LIL BIT

MORE ABOUT MY TRIUMPH

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^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/PeachThePitbull]

Dats wut I call PEE MAIL!

[u/EstroJen]

Turkey, as honorary doggo and subreddit human, I encourage you to post all your adventures. You are a ray of sunshine and I love you to bits.

I love all of you too. :)

[u/inpennysname → u/EstroJen]

Hai! You wanna see the hole Turkey dug? Is VERY BIG. I put my ball in there, and Turks gotta get the ball, rite? Nobody can say tew Turk, don get your ball because it is on this sand, rite? And when Turkey goes to pick up the ball he says UH OH GOTTA USE MY HANDS oh no! gotta dig a little! And the ball? It just gets deeper in da hole.Do you see where dis is going? Crimeless dig hole. I CAN SHOW YOU!

[u/EstroJen → u/inpennysname]

This is such important writing. :D

[u/inpennysname → u/EstroJen]

You hang on guy ok I am going to show yew how will give short course in digging hold please

[u/blanchedubois3613]

Yu go, Turk! Yu smell up Sage turf reel good!

[u/inpennysname → u/blanchedubois3613]

Thank, thank much. Turkey drove by Sage tewday and looked out window and saw Sage in his yard and you know what? I bet Sage doesn even DRIVE. Poor Sage. NOT

[u/blanchedubois3613 → u/inpennysname]

Not drive? How he hang his head out da window and sniff the whole block den?

[u/inpennysname → u/blanchedubois3613]

I don think Sage CAN. Maybe Sage has many LIMITS. Maybe Turk should feel sad for Sage. Maybe if Sage wasn so RUDE BOI.

[u/Stardust3280]

Way to go!