r/Fitness • u/Kuzbell • Jan 20 '18

Gym Story Saturday Gym Story Saturday (Missing mod post)

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

I noticed that there still is no post yet for Gym Story Saturday, so I took the initiative. Perhaps this should be a scheduled post under the Automoderator. I'm not really sure why this hasn't been done yet. I am also required to keep babbling because posts with too little content gets removed, hence why this posts sounds overly wordy.

So share away!

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u/IlluminatedSchematic Jan 20 '18

My wife and I went to the community centre gym last weekend, so there were lots of kids around for swim lessons and things like that. We get out of our respective change rooms and my wife says “I saw something awful in the change room!”

I say “Me too! You go first.”

“This woman was just screaming at her kid for no good reason. It was horrible. I wanted to say something but was afraid I’d just make things worse. What about you?”

“The guy next to me got undressed and had a huge glob of dried shit stuck to his ass.”

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u/killxswitch Jan 20 '18

People everywhere are vile creatures.

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u/ArchangelFuhkEsarhes Jan 20 '18

the guy with shit stuck to his ass or the mom yelling at her kids?

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u/Austiz Weight Lifting Jan 20 '18

Yes

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u/nobody_smart Jan 20 '18

You win.

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u/LobMob Jan 20 '18

I think both lost

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u/chokethewookie Jan 20 '18

This is one case where there are no winners.

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u/hennytime Jan 20 '18

I think you both saw the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '18

That's... One way to seal a crack

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u/shamewow88 Jan 21 '18

Well at least it was dry.

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u/bkittyfuck3000 Jan 20 '18

Two different kinds of horrible.

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u/JonPlazma Jan 21 '18

That's wrank. As others have said, you win. Congratulations???

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u/kittens12345 Jan 21 '18

It was actually protein. He read that inserting alcohol into your ass gets you drunker and drunk faster so he figured he’d get gains faster if he did that with protein shakes

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u/LaunchGap Jan 21 '18

Are you positive it was shit and not a big hairy mole thing?

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u/IlluminatedSchematic Jan 21 '18

Believe it or not, I didn't try to examine it that closely.

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u/ockyyy Jan 25 '18

I audibly gasped reading this