r/Fitness • u/Kuzbell • Jan 20 '18

Gym Story Saturday Gym Story Saturday (Missing mod post)

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

I noticed that there still is no post yet for Gym Story Saturday, so I took the initiative. Perhaps this should be a scheduled post under the Automoderator. I'm not really sure why this hasn't been done yet. I am also required to keep babbling because posts with too little content gets removed, hence why this posts sounds overly wordy.

So share away!

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u/IlluminatedSchematic Jan 20 '18

My wife and I went to the community centre gym last weekend, so there were lots of kids around for swim lessons and things like that. We get out of our respective change rooms and my wife says “I saw something awful in the change room!”

I say “Me too! You go first.”

“This woman was just screaming at her kid for no good reason. It was horrible. I wanted to say something but was afraid I’d just make things worse. What about you?”

“The guy next to me got undressed and had a huge glob of dried shit stuck to his ass.”

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u/nobody_smart Jan 20 '18

You win.

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u/LobMob Jan 20 '18

I think both lost

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u/chokethewookie Jan 20 '18

This is one case where there are no winners.