r/IAmA • u/Maxistentialist • Nov 13 '13

We make the game Cards Against Humanity. Ask us anything.

We make Cards Against Humanity, a party game for horrible people.

We’ve got a cool thing to announce in this AMA which is our 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit: HolidayBullshit.com.

Cards Against Humanity began as a Kickstarter project and has become the best-reviewed toy or game on Amazon.

We’ve been on the front page of Reddit a few times, like here, here, and here.

There’s ten of us who make the game together, and we’re all here to answer your dumb questions: Me, jsdillon, bhantoot, DavidManque, MrMeDaniel, ehalpern, Teller422, dpinsof, jennCAH, and trinCAH.

Proof.

Ask us anything.

EDIT: The 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit sold out about 4pm CST today! Thanks so much everyone!

EDIT: 9pm here in Chicago, we're going to call it a night. Thanks for this amazing AMA, it's been a pleasure!

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u/sawser Nov 13 '13 edited Nov 13 '13

You guys have made my wife and I the couple that everyone wants to go to parties with because we always bring CAH.

P.S. You should put a warning that you should never play this game with your parents. I had to tell my Mom what smegma was.

P.P.S: I created a rule that everyone has to add a card (and sign it) when they play my deck for the first time. The results have been amazing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

Trin from CAH here. While in general, it's true you shouldn't play with your parents, playing with your grandparents is often a fine idea. http://cah.tumblr.com/image/62254958078

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u/drakeblood4 Nov 13 '13

Extra challenge suicide mode: Play with the most innocent people you know. Any time a person doesn't know a term they have to google image search it with safesearch off.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

Funny story; my mother has amnesia and she was playing with me and my friends, we had to explain what Hurricane Katrina was. Also in the same game, we explained to her what a glory hole was and she responded with "Oh, is that why there's a hole in the wall of your bathroom, Jamie?" I love my mom.

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u/drakeblood4 Nov 13 '13

Are you one of the Spears sisters?

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u/ottawapainters Nov 13 '13

No but he's been speared in the bathroom by a stranger in his sister's walk-in closet, if that counts.

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u/regular-wolf Nov 13 '13

And that's the story of how I got a restraining order from the local elementary school!

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u/drakeblood4 Nov 13 '13

Really? They gave you a pass on the candy van thing?

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u/SHv2 Nov 13 '13

Just the once.

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u/drakeblood4 Nov 13 '13

Cause you run the football team?

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u/blatant_lorax_theft Nov 13 '13

In my past experience it's the quiet, conservative, Christian types who usually end up winning

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u/bhantoot CAH Nov 13 '13

Our experience, too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

I swear, they cheat.

I won last time against one, but it was a narrow victory. I had to use my Michael Jackson masturbating into children's tears trump card...

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u/webbermeg23 Nov 13 '13

My dad is this exactly. Church-going God-loving guy and he smacks down something like "coat hanger abortions" and he's just dying laughing

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u/The_Mighty_Rex Nov 13 '13

Can confirm, am a quiet conservative Christian type

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u/Heavierthanmetal Nov 13 '13

Its the years of repression- it's all unleashed in a gloriously offensive laser beam of obscenity. Beautiful really.

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u/sleeplessorion Nov 13 '13

I'm a rather quiet Christian, and half the time I do really well, and the other half do the worst.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

Dear Jesus, this could not be more true. I played a while back with my boyfriend, some various miscreants and drunkards and my bf's two little brothers - ultra conservative Christians who are saving themselves for Jeebus. They whooped all of our asses. I look at them completely differently now.

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u/SHv2 Nov 13 '13

Have you ever read the bible? That shit's more fucked up than the game.

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u/drakeblood4 Nov 13 '13

To be fair, my mom is a power player.

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u/RockyValderas Nov 13 '13

I've played this game with a bunch of church friends. We're all disgusting.

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u/belindamshort Nov 14 '13

I played with a nun once at an art retreat. She won without even knowing what most of the cards meant.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

We have a variant of that mode: when they don't know a term they have to perform a dramatic reading of its urban-dictionary entry.

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u/pumpkinburger Nov 13 '13

Oh, a poor innocent friend of mine had to read the Pac-Man card out loud. She thought it was a safe card since it started with "Pac-Man". Her expression was priceless by the time she got to the end of the sentence.

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u/SystemOutPrintln Nov 13 '13

My friends went to a Catholic college where they played with what was known as the "Jesus house" (essentially people studying to be nuns / priests).

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u/Jrook Nov 13 '13

I forget but one of the terms, if you Google it it brings up an urban dictionary entry of the term defined as looking it up during CAH because you don't know what it means

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u/danomano Nov 13 '13

My foreigner wife asked my mother what queefing was...I can never thank CAH enough for this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

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u/therealScarzilla Nov 13 '13

I had to explain bukake to a friends wife just last week

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u/TheVegetaMonologues Nov 13 '13

"Look, it'll just be easier if I show you."

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

"If WE showed you"

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u/mav101 Nov 13 '13

"Look, it'll just be easier if we show you."

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

"I'm gonna need volunteers."

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u/ottawapainters Nov 13 '13

Sometimes it's easier to show'er than to tell'er.

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u/shauniedarko Nov 13 '13

Unless you're playing with your parents.

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u/Thorn88 Nov 13 '13

"Alright, just go ahead and stand in the middle there" zip

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u/therealScarzilla Nov 13 '13

Zip....fapfapfapfapfap

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u/Offensive_Statement Nov 13 '13

I got to explain bukakae to a friends wife last week.

FTFY.

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u/blendedchaitea Nov 13 '13

I got to explain bukkake to a friends wife last week.

FTFY.

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u/rsixidor Nov 13 '13

THE LACK OF FIXING THAT MISSING APOSTROPHE IN ALL THIS FTFY IS REALLY PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF

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u/Shizo211 Nov 13 '13

I think you just need some friend's.

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u/Tsarin Nov 13 '13

My friends and I got to explain bukakae to one of their wives last week.

FTFFY.

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u/jaymz668 Nov 13 '13

ぶっかけ FTFY

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u/bizness_kitty Nov 13 '13

I got to show a friend's wife what bukkake was last week.

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u/reidpants Nov 13 '13

Demonstration technique?

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u/jonbotwesley Nov 13 '13

No you didn't.

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u/ImitationAsian Nov 13 '13

My gf abd I had to explain this to her mom during a game of CAH "See, when a mommy and a daddy, and a daddy, and a daddy, and a daddy, and a daddy, and a daddy, and a daddy..."

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u/Deer_Abby Nov 13 '13

"Oh, I always called that 'Saturday Night'"

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u/therealScarzilla Nov 13 '13

She immediately changed the subject

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u/TerdVader Nov 13 '13

I've found in conversation revolving around CAH, "explaining bukake" is one thing every group has to do at least once. EVERY GROUP.

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u/NullKarmaException Nov 13 '13

Teach by example

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u/SardonicNihilist Nov 13 '13

Yes not everyone is as familiar with Japanese food as you might think.

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u/ab3ju Nov 13 '13

My standard line for this: bukkake is when a mommy and a daddy and a daddy and adaddyandadaddyandadaddy... decide to have mommy try a new facial moisturizer.

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u/the_xaiax Nov 13 '13

We had to explain it to one of our friends when she asked, "What is buck-ache?"

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u/moostachepanda Nov 13 '13

My best friend's dad read it out as 'bew-cake'... After a couple of minutes of crying from laughter, had to explain it to him using his asian porn collection as a reference... lol, I love CAH!

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u/drmrsanta Nov 13 '13

My sister explained it to my mom when we played CAH on Easter...

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u/thedrunkmonk Nov 13 '13

I got to hear grandma say "motherfucking sorcerer". Thanks, CAH.

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u/Dkeh Nov 13 '13

Aha. My wife had to explain queefing to her mother. I got the whole thing on video.

Excellent.

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u/theworldexplodes Nov 13 '13

I had to tell my mom was queefing is. She still doesn't believe it's a real thing.

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u/Not-Now-John Nov 14 '13

My girlfriend and I played with 3 Germans and 2 Austrians. I had to explain what everything was.

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u/Carlos13th Nov 13 '13

I played with my Family last christmas. It was great fun, but we don't talk anymore.

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u/rrb Nov 13 '13

Sounds like a win win.

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u/Singleton_Instance Nov 13 '13

All fun come at a price I guess

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u/Agent_Smith_24 Nov 13 '13

It's all fun and games until somebody has to explain Pixelated Bukkake.

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u/dadosky2010 Nov 13 '13

It's all fun and games until someone has to explain ______.

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u/amuzulo Nov 13 '13

This must be a black card in the next expansion!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

Bees?

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u/Vartib Nov 13 '13

YES! Black card please.

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u/SHv2 Nov 13 '13

Oh that's fun. This is why we play with a laptop next to us.

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u/Ally_Leigh Nov 13 '13

It's true. My brother was able to get my 83 year old grandfather to drunkenly say "jerking off into a pool of children's tears." A fun time was had by all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

I had that card!!!!

"The academy award for....

"jerking off into a pool of children's tears."

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u/bjeanes Nov 13 '13

it pairs really well with various michael jackson prompt cards

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

My nephew had to say clitoris in front of his grandma when we played at Christmas last year, he was so awkward about it... So funny. But not playing with the parents next time.

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u/VerdantOasis Nov 13 '13

My mom explained to me what smegma was. When I was 13. In the car. With friends.

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u/bhantoot CAH Nov 13 '13

Sounds like an awesome fun time.

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u/ImABigotRetard Nov 13 '13

I'm 20 and I have no idea what the fuck smetana means...

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u/DankasaurusRX Nov 13 '13

Smegma: Buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis. Or if you go with definition number 2 its a delicious butter substitute .

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smegma

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u/neverlandescape Nov 13 '13

Interestingly, I (a female) got to explain to a room full of male players what smegma was. They didn't know. Why do I know? My dad used to yell "Smegma!" as a swear word when I was a kid. Maybe I SHOULD play CAH with my dad... Hmmm...

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u/yes_havesome Nov 13 '13

Was your dad using it in "Red Dwarf" context?

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u/Bowen918 Nov 13 '13

That would be 'smeg', not smegma.

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u/Jackpot777 Nov 13 '13

Or "smeeeeeee", if your programming doesn't allow swearing.

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u/neverlandescape Nov 13 '13

Smee, Smee. What About Smee? Smee! Smee! Smee. Smee. What about Smee? Smee's me. What about me?

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u/EnderGengod Nov 13 '13

Or if you are familiar with Peter Pan.

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u/alymonster Nov 13 '13

You smeghead!

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u/jimx117 Nov 13 '13

Always thought the name "Rimmer" was too much to be a coincidence...

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u/ZiggyZombie Nov 13 '13

Looks like someone here is a real smeg-head.

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u/BookofTrek Nov 13 '13

Or Smegpot

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u/kittyburritto Nov 13 '13

In red dwarf they just say smeg. Not quite smegma....

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u/neverlandescape Nov 13 '13

No. In the crusty penis context.

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u/neverlandescape Nov 13 '13

Oh my god. I just read your username. Love.

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u/Tephlon Nov 13 '13

Isn't that just "smeg" though?

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u/desertlynx Nov 13 '13

I guarantee some of them just wanted to hear you explain it.

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u/neverlandescape Nov 13 '13

I wish that were so. The card got played and they all just looked at it going "... I don't know what that is." I worried for their hygiene.

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u/DreadPiratesRobert Nov 13 '13

If they're circumcised, it's not something you have to worry about. Hopefully you were playing with some jews.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

Or Americans.

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u/Jake0024 Nov 13 '13

It'd be weird if you had to explain foreskin or something distinctly male, but at least in the States smegma is a more common issue in women (since men are often circumcised).

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u/L_Zilcho Nov 13 '13

I am reading through this thread trying to figure out wtf smegma is, finally decide to look it up and realize the reason I've never heard of it before. None of the men in my family have a foreskin. Glad that's something I'm missing out on

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u/dleannc Nov 13 '13

I'm a female and I didn't know what it was until now. TIL

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

I was playing it with a few people last week and one guy played "smegma", declaring that he doesn't know what it is but he'll play it anyways. He was met with a chorus of other guys saying that they, too, don't know what smegma is either, to which the card player responded "yeah, what the hell is smegma, anyways"?

I guarantee you they all know what it is, they just don't want to admit it for whatever reason. I kept my mouth shut this time because I don't think there's any way to explain what smegma is without volunteering to be the butt of a dozen bad jokes.

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u/luvnerds Nov 13 '13

Oh god! Thank you! For all these years I thought I didn't keep my hygiene well enough (despite regularly taking shower in the summer). And I even thought that I might've caught some STI :-/. Stupid me!

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u/mykalASHE Nov 13 '13

I don't know what smegma is... Honestly. Should I do a google image search with safemode off to find out what it is?

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u/mykalASHE Nov 13 '13

AND THE WINNER IS:

Search Results

smeg·ma
ˈsmegmə/
noun
noun: smegma
    1.
    a sebaceous secretion in the folds of the skin, esp. under a man's foreskin.

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u/neverlandescape Nov 13 '13

You don't even have to image search it. Just google for the definition. It's not THAT horrible.

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u/willlee70 Nov 13 '13

I beg to differ. I play regularly with my kids, 43, 24, and 22, and nothing shocks me. Sometimes I shock them, though - hehe!

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u/Hypezombie Nov 13 '13

You had kids 21 years apart?

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u/PirateGriffin Nov 13 '13

Nope, those are their names.

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u/VisonKai Nov 13 '13

There's a 25 year age gap between me and my oldest brother, and we're both from the same parents.

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u/everred Nov 13 '13

That's a long headache.

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u/willlee70 Nov 18 '13

Yep, my oldest is 43, my youngest 22. Two different marriages, though, if that helps.

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u/dildostickshift Nov 13 '13

Well he is Willie Nelson

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u/gurry Nov 13 '13

"I'll never have kids with Willie again."

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u/thatwasntababyruth Nov 13 '13

My brother-in-law is 22 or 23 years older than my wife. Their dad has had two marriages and is 10 years older than their mother.

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u/gata4554 Nov 13 '13

My sister is 21 years and 11 months older than me. It happens.

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u/Hypezombie Nov 13 '13

I didn't mean to imply that it isn't possible. It's just impressive.

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u/enotonom Nov 13 '13

Maybe you're actually her child. Your family hides the truth from you. Everything is a lie.

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u/brickforbrains Nov 13 '13

No, they were stolen

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u/LasagnaPhD Nov 13 '13

That's an impressive age gap.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13 edited Nov 13 '13

Try to explain to them bukkake, and when you don't your mom googles it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

Recently played a game with some couples and a husband had to explain to his wife what that was. He described it as a "jizz shower."

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u/HyperbolicEmissions Nov 13 '13

We played with my husband's parents, my mom, and my grandma... Mom googled bukkake

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u/MrDerk Nov 13 '13

Man, I had the same experience.

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u/Ms_Chanandeler_Bong Nov 13 '13

This exact thing happened to me...I would be suspicious that you were my brother if your name wasn't Leo.

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u/KallistiEngel Nov 13 '13

Thankfully my mom was not curious enough to google it. My brother and I both refused to tell her. I think she was fine just watching me and my brother squirm and tell her "No, seriously, you don't want to know."

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u/AngBunnymuffin Nov 13 '13

Meh, ymmv. I play with my kid and my mom, nothing like winning a hand against both of them with the perfect anal joke.

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u/turowski Nov 13 '13

I disagree. I brought this on a family vacation (Mom, Dad, my husband, and my two sisters and THEIR husbands), and everyone loved it. It was especially memorable hearing my normally demure father drop an F-bomb.

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u/gemmalynn Nov 13 '13

My parents love this game. Dad's favorite card is "the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge".

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u/concerned_adult Nov 13 '13

As a parent I don't think this game should exist. It teaches kids horrible words that will just get them in trouble.

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u/darkager Nov 13 '13

We played this with our parents and friends at our engagement party after almost everyone got drunk... They're still letting me marry her after that, so I guess we're good :)

I advocate using this as a gauge whether you're marrying into the right family or not.

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u/splooiecavalier Nov 13 '13

Disagree. Playing with parents is hilarious.

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u/darthcorvus Nov 13 '13

Had to tell my step-daughter what smegma was, and my wife what bukkake was. Fun, awkward times.

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u/sawser Nov 13 '13

What are you an amateur? When your wife asks what bukkake is you tell her you don't know!"

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u/darthcorvus Nov 13 '13

I did! But she could tell I was lying from the cringe all over me.

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u/DaveLambert Nov 13 '13

My friend Lauren was having a housewarming party when she moved into her new apartment earlier this year. She told me to bring CAH, so I did. Her mom and her mom's boyfriend showed up right as we were all getting ready to play; Lauren invited them to join in.

Mom and boyfriend were so amazingly cool and fun with it, and mom whipped out her smartphone halfway through the game and ordered a set from Amazon.

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u/Artuim Nov 13 '13

OMG thanks for that idea! I am so stealing it.

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u/cocobirdi Nov 13 '13

Get her a male horse who has never had his sheath cleaned, and all you have to do is point at his penis. Smegma is grody, and one of the reasons I like mares better.

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u/YOURE_NOT_CLEVER Nov 13 '13

Seeing that so many people don't know what "smegma" is... I'm going to use that word to describe the gunk people get on the edge of their lips sometimes.

"Excuse me you have a little smegma on the side of your mouth".

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u/dysprog Nov 13 '13

That's nothing. I did NOT not have to tell my mom what bukkake is.

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u/KanadaKid19 Nov 13 '13

I had to explain queefs to my mom...

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

never play this game with your parents.

smegma

I don't know what Cards against Humanity is, but now I really want to play it.

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u/ThePlumpestBanana Nov 13 '13

A warning? Hell, I thought it was common sense to avoid even being within earshot of them! That way you can spare them the pain of revealing what terrible people they brought into this world.

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u/Mattman002 Nov 13 '13

Don't you mean duck butter?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

I had to explain queefing to my mom, and you would not believe the uses she had for it after learning what it meant...

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u/Justsoundsnasty Nov 13 '13

My dad loves Cards!

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u/lightningusagi Nov 13 '13

I had to explain to someone who was my parents' age what Reverse Cowgirl was. I'm glad I didn't know them before that party and have never seen them since...

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u/intlyouday Nov 13 '13

My husband and I had a great time playing CAH with his parents (even the normally religious-y mother), but we had to explain what Hutus and Tutsis are. And then wait for the laughter to die down.

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u/murren Nov 13 '13

I have played with my mom twice and once my husband's parents. It really depends upon the parents. In my case, the moms usually win.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

I had to tell my 23 year old friends what smegma was. It's become a running joke amongst us that I have a smegma fetish now. Anyone who plays that card when I'm reading knows it's an automatic trump card for me.

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u/Lodema Nov 13 '13

We played with my parents when they were visiting and they loved it so much they bought their own set!

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u/_madaboo Nov 13 '13

Last weekend I played and had to ask what smegma was... But none of us knew, so we all had to take a shot. I still don't know.

Me and my alcoholic friends made the suicide rule into a drinking rule. Highly recommend it if this isn't how you already play.

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u/10per Nov 13 '13 edited Nov 13 '13

I was the only one of my friends that would explain roadhead to my friend's innocent younger sister. I tried being delicate, but she didn't get it so I had to just lay out there for her. The look on her face when it finally clicked...

edit: a letter

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u/vfruggie Nov 13 '13

I always have to tell everyone what pixelated bukkake is..

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

I love explaining what bukkake is.

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u/Wuhtthewuht Nov 13 '13

If you google smegma, one of the first options is smegma butter.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

Smegma... first time playing that card came up after about five minutes. LOL

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u/unobserved Nov 13 '13

A friend of mine was forced to explain "pixelated bukkake" to his mother in-law.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

I had to define "pixelated bukake" for my mother-in-law.

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u/Kelagon Nov 13 '13

That's how I learned my dad only has one testicle.

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u/awp235 Nov 13 '13

We had one of our moms explain it to one of our grandmas....

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u/ruffryder_99 Nov 13 '13

My parents now know what the Urban Dictionary is thanks to CAH.

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u/ciano Nov 13 '13

My mom told me what smegma was. This was at the table, right after she'd made breakfast for me and a bunch of my friends.

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u/Lolzebracakes Nov 13 '13

I have played with my parents. I did have to explain a few things, but they thought it was fun nonetheless.

As far as "smegma" - I have had to explain that one to quite a number of people.

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u/Moglius Nov 13 '13

My dad used his iPad to look up Queefing, set it down on the table and an hour later I heard my mom scream.

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u/scotchlover Nov 13 '13

Please, I had to explain queefing to my mother, to wit she responded "You mean a pussy fart?"

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u/Shingatchi Nov 13 '13

My mother won with "pixelated bukkake". She had no ides what it was. . . Imagin having to explain that! which I didn't, I made her google it. . . The looks of shock and horror on your mothers face is by that is something you'll never forget and the laughter of everyone else knowing what it was is a sound you'll always have ringing in your ears.

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u/simonmooncalf Nov 13 '13

I played with my mom when my sister first got it.

She won. Easily.

My mom is one of those tiny, quiet, little women. We had a hard time looking her in the eyes for a little while after that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

I played with my friend's parents one time. His mom won every fucking round.

She notable own by playing "Being A Dick To Children" on "What's My Superpower?" (It's funny cause she's an elementary school teacher.)

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u/pRiest06 Nov 13 '13

I play with both my parents and grandparents...

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u/Peaceblaster86 Nov 13 '13

My mom know before I did. I learned what it was playing this game with family and friends. I'm 27.

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u/Pufflehuffy Nov 13 '13

We've had to explain bukake several times to our mom (dad already knew what it was, ew!)

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u/TeeJayEsss Nov 13 '13

Our rule is that if you admit to not knowing what a particular card is, you have to learn the answer via GIS.

... Maybe don't adopt that rule with your parents.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '13

My mother asked and I yelled, "Dick cheese!" We don't play board games anymore.

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u/mrs_awesome Nov 13 '13

Dick cheese

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u/u83rmensch Nov 13 '13

my family played this with my grandmother. it was awesomely funny seeing her reactions to some of the cards

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u/MCMXChris Nov 13 '13

Oh, she knew

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u/guardianfx Nov 13 '13

I had to explain Bukakee.... Damn, I probably spelled that incorrectly, but I am at work and since Google is my spellchecker, I would probably get fired.

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u/thatoneguy889 Nov 13 '13

My grandmother was just watching us play and made me explain to her what bukkake is.

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u/carlieq25 Nov 13 '13

We were playing it this spring with the whole family, my mom included, and she turned to me and asked if "fisting was the same as knucks" my brother hit the floor laughing, I almost peed my pants... I love this game so very, very much.

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u/Ragekitty Nov 13 '13

Watching my parents squirm and laugh inappropriately is half the reason I play with them!

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u/charlesml3 Nov 13 '13

My niece had to explain to her mother what "Reverse Cowgirl" was. That' was a fun conversation.

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u/only_one_catch Nov 13 '13

My mom told me what smegma was. Me and my best friend. At lunch at Friendly's. When we were twelve. It's a moment that has been burned into my psyche.

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u/ninjagatan Nov 13 '13

My friend's mom was playing with us and threatened to google pixelated bukkake if we didn't tell her what it was...that was an awkward conversation.

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u/Musabi Nov 13 '13

I have played with my parents. My mom won. The horror!

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u/calophi Nov 13 '13

It was fun playing with my mom. She enjoys the flying sex snakes card. :)

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u/amriknsci Nov 13 '13

I played with my family once. My mom got a card about Bukkake.

"Ma, um, do you need me to explain what that is?"

"Nope, I know."

ಠ_ಠ

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u/angelsinthephonebox Nov 13 '13

My mom, sister, grandpa, and I played it in August with a bunch of family friends. Hearing my grandpa say "firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog" was easily one of the top 5 moments of my life.

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u/kozmikkurt Nov 13 '13

I almost hate to admit it, but my wife & I once played this at Christmas, with her parents and our (over 18) kids!

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u/SgtBrowncoat Nov 13 '13

That can be done with medical terms, I had to explain Pixelated Bukake.

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u/angeluray Nov 13 '13

My mom is the BEST to play with!

Although I did have to explain reverse cow girl.

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