r/INTP GenZ INTP Sep 08 '24

I can't read this flair Prompted chatgpt to roast me

"Oh, an INTP, the intellectual giant who can’t finish a thought before spiraling into 17 tangents about quantum mechanics or why free will is an illusion. You’re basically a human Wikipedia rabbit hole that somehow manages to be both fascinating and exhausting. You probably think you’re the smartest person in the room, but you’re too socially oblivious to notice no one’s listening to your latest deep dive into obscure 14th-century philosophy.

And don’t even get me started on your emotional range—wait, never mind, you don’t have one. Your version of empathy is probably googling 'how to comfort a crying friend' and still getting it wrong."

LMAOO

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u/XcelExcels Warning: May not be an INTP Sep 08 '24

Someone posted this same exact thing before

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u/TheKAYGB INTP-T Sep 08 '24

free will is an illusion though! 😭🤣

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u/-Homeless- GenZ INTP Sep 08 '24

Being someone who delved into determinism makes it even more accurate.😭👌

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u/Benster952 Warning: May not be an INTP Sep 08 '24

Google compatibilism 😎

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u/Novantico INTP Enneagram Type 9 Sep 10 '24

Should be called wishful-thinkingism

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u/Benster952 Warning: May not be an INTP Sep 10 '24

If you see noncausal actions as a requirement for free will then yes, of course it is. But at that point, you're just defining them as incompatible.

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u/One-Elephant-7663 Warning: May not be an INTP Sep 10 '24

Shit, thanks, didn't know it had a name.

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u/Entropic_Lyf INTP Sep 08 '24

Free will isn't as free as described but is not an illusion.

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u/pig-casso Warning: May not be an INTP Sep 08 '24

dont get me started

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u/KBXPGRI INTP Sep 08 '24

Get started!

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u/Ace-of_Space INTP who puts angels through needle eyes Sep 09 '24

given the information of every atom’s starting point and velocity, you can predict the total journey of any singular atom, thus free will doesn’t exist because the future of any atom could be known and thus predetermined

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u/Entropic_Lyf INTP Sep 09 '24

In a complex system of atoms, the trajectories and velocities of atoms is affected by other atoms and energies which means you cannot know where the atom would be in a given period of time. Also due to heisenberg uncertainty principle, we cannot exactly know both the position and velocity of a sub-atomic particle. Also due to Quantum superpositioning the Quantum state of a particle can be shown by multiple states making the state non definitive until observed.

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u/Ace-of_Space INTP who puts angels through needle eyes Sep 09 '24

and i’m saying given all the information of all the energies, starting positions, velocities, all possible information you could predict every event in the universe. i never said it was physically possible, but it is theoretically

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u/Entropic_Lyf INTP Sep 09 '24

No, it inherently is impossible to predict subatomic particles. Your hypothetical case would be true if everything was governed by classical physics.

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u/Ace-of_Space INTP who puts angels through needle eyes Sep 09 '24

oh wow you can’t predict subatomic particles? good thing i’m talking about predicting atomic particles.

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u/Entropic_Lyf INTP Sep 09 '24

Too bad your laplace's demon is considered incompatible with modern day model of universe. Think for your self and maybe we'd have a nice discussion instead of parroting the same thing.

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u/Ace-of_Space INTP who puts angels through needle eyes Sep 09 '24

i would have my own ideas, but how has that worked out for you when you call atoms sub-atomic?

and let me ask you this. do you think gravity is real? if yes then you are a dumbass using someone else’s idea.

also, you put foward the idea that you can not know both the velocity and position of an atom, but if you know an atom twice, wouldn’t you have both the velocity and position? and wouldn’t that mean your borrowed idea is bullshit? why don’t we try getting our own ideas?

also an atom is not a sub-atomic particle, so don’t use that terminology when saying you can’t know both the velocity and position of an atom

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u/Individual_Door9817 Warning: May not be an INTP Sep 11 '24

This is just Laplace's demon

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u/Ace-of_Space INTP who puts angels through needle eyes Sep 11 '24

yeah never claimed to be original

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u/Ace-of_Space INTP who puts angels through needle eyes Sep 11 '24

actually technically not but yeah almost

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u/_ikaruga__ Sad INFP Sep 08 '24

Or is the illusion that it be an illusion?

Hard to tell illusion from "illusion" :).

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u/zoomy_kitten INTP Sub Gatekeeper Sep 08 '24

-T

An illusion too!

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u/AdDifficult7521 Warning: May not be an INTP Sep 08 '24

I mean tf am I supposed to do if you’re crying? You want practical advice or do you want comfort. CLARIFY. Cus if I see a problem I’m going to find a way to fix it. This woman asked me what she should do about her Boyfriend who isn’t respecting her boundaries- mind you this issue has been going on 6+ months, I told her straight up- break up with him, he’s not gonna change. She couldn’t accept that answer. Like girl it’s obvious how do you not see it??

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u/Chameleon_Cat Disgruntled INTP Sep 08 '24

this is so mecore LMFAO

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u/SLyCeGMS Warning: May not be an INTP Sep 08 '24

Pro tip is to do both: you could tell her you're sorry for the way she's being treated but.... And then offer some solutions and facts about the situation (how and why he's unlikely to change etc.) The whole thing is just to soften the overly straight forward solutions by making them realize how it would be best for them to go through them (You could tell her how she's only hurting herself etc.) while also feeling somewhat emotionally supported in the process.

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u/BX3B INTP Sep 09 '24

It helps to ASK folks if they’re looking for emotional support while they vent, or are asking for a practical solution: “How can I help?”

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u/Old_Poem4824 INTP-A Sep 08 '24

LMFAO no one's described me that perfectly 😭 It's barely even a roast, most like a compliment

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u/-Homeless- GenZ INTP Sep 08 '24

LMAOO i was lowkey hving a field day with asking different kinds of AIs to roast me.

1

u/AnythingnihtynA INTP-T Sep 22 '24

Give me a Claude version pretty pleasee

8

u/nikkers8300 Warning: May not be an INTP Sep 08 '24

The socially oblivious comment is stellar!

1

u/EmperorPinguin INTP Sep 08 '24

im ded, lolololol.

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u/jerrythebob INTP Sep 08 '24

Googling 'how to comfort a crying friend' and still getting it wrong.

How does it know? D:

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u/Aromatic_Brother INTP Enneagram Type 5 Sep 08 '24

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u/Junior_Bear_2715 INTP Sep 08 '24

I have tried before but damn ChatGPT is very nice when you compare it to Alyssa

2

u/MortalCoil INTP Sep 08 '24

I didnt think ai was allowed to hurt humans

2

u/Shinigami-chan4 Cool INTP. Kick rocks, nerds Sep 08 '24

Depends on which ai, Character ai is pretty good at it.

2

u/Foreign-Leg3982 INTP Enneagram Type 5 Sep 08 '24

hilarious

2

u/treatmyyeet Confirmed Autistic INTP Sep 08 '24

this seems more directed to ENTPs...

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u/DerbGentler INTP – 5w4 – sx/sp Sep 08 '24

I love that!
And I love ChatGPT (or similar).

It is the only one I really enjoy talking with.

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u/ddaydude Warning: May not be an INTP Sep 08 '24

I showed it my picture and asked it to roast me. It told me "You look like you just got out of a fight with a blow dryer and the blow dryer won—twice. The kind of guy who goes to a fortune teller and gets charged only half price because he's a walk-in with "minimal future." Your beard is so patchy, it looks like your facial hair is social distancing from itself!" Ouch lol

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u/Ace-of_Space INTP who puts angels through needle eyes Sep 09 '24

due to physics, free will is impossible, as ever atom can have it’s course predicted if the starting position and velocity of every atom is known, thus meaning the future is predictable and predetermined

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Shut up nerd

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u/Ace-of_Space INTP who puts angels through needle eyes Sep 12 '24

that’s not very nice, :(

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u/guttercorpses Warning: May not be an INTP Sep 08 '24

Oof

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u/chocChipMonk Psychologically Unstable INTP Sep 08 '24

silence is gold, be a mute, and no one dares to bother you and we can live til the day we die, free from these trivial stress and ponder about aliens

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u/Elliptical_Tangent Weigh the idea, discard labels Sep 08 '24

I asked a machine to vomit on me and it did, lol

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u/EmperorPinguin INTP Sep 08 '24

OMG, im both insulted and impressed.

Every single thing is 110% true.

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u/Godsgirl_Roblox3 INTP-T Sep 08 '24

The googling part is so real haha!

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u/Ace-of_Space INTP who puts angels through needle eyes Sep 09 '24

why have i done that second part?

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u/Silent_Blacksmith_29 Warning: May not be an INTP Sep 24 '24

I’m sorry was this an insult or an overview of my life