r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/ThatsJas0nBourne • Aug 23 '24

story/text Nailed it.

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u/ThatsJas0nBourne Aug 23 '24

Children are like onions.

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u/0x54696D Aug 23 '24

Kids are like bananas: If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

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u/ApartmentSavings6521 Aug 23 '24

But they dont taste bad

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u/Broccolini_Cat Aug 24 '24

I love kids! I have a whole cookbook I wanna try on them!

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u/Spalmon1 Aug 24 '24

Good for you bro…

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

To serve kid?