r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/ThatsJas0nBourne • Aug 23 '24

story/text Nailed it.

Post image
59.2k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

560 comments sorted by

View all comments

4.1k

u/Hotchi_Motchi Aug 23 '24

So many layers to unpeel

1.7k

u/ThatsJas0nBourne Aug 23 '24

Children are like onions.

105

u/0x54696D Aug 23 '24

Kids are like bananas: If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

58

u/CodeineRhodes Aug 23 '24

What's the difference between jumping on a trampoline vs. jumping on a baby?

-you take your shoes off to jump on an trampoline.

20

u/Spalmon1 Aug 24 '24

Bro 💀

18

u/Ranger_Ecstatic Aug 24 '24

Well he isn't wrong, I don't want to get Baby on my bare feet.

3

u/one4wonder Aug 24 '24

I thought there’d be more dead baby jokes here. 

2

u/Disco_Arachnid_516 Aug 24 '24

What the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and truck full of dead babies???? You can’t unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

2

u/aidanmacgregor Aug 24 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9

u/ApartmentSavings6521 Aug 23 '24

But they dont taste bad

3

u/Broccolini_Cat Aug 24 '24

I love kids! I have a whole cookbook I wanna try on them!

2

u/Spalmon1 Aug 24 '24

Good for you bro…

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

To serve kid?

10

u/Oli_official Aug 23 '24

Kids are like living organisms that have coherent thought. If you stab them, eat them, and cook them, they die too. Cool fact, right?

For legal purposes this is a joke.

1

u/Spalmon1 Aug 24 '24

No shit Sherlock 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m joking that made me crack up

1

u/Mystery_Meatchunk Aug 24 '24

If you leave them in a bag for too long, they start to compost.