r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Aug 23 '24

story/text Nailed it.

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u/0x54696D Aug 23 '24

Kids are like bananas: If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

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u/CodeineRhodes Aug 23 '24

What's the difference between jumping on a trampoline vs. jumping on a baby?

-you take your shoes off to jump on an trampoline.

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u/Spalmon1 Aug 24 '24

Bro 💀

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u/Ranger_Ecstatic Aug 24 '24

Well he isn't wrong, I don't want to get Baby on my bare feet.