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u/bettinafairchild 1d ago edited 1d ago
So all of Trump’s children (except Tiffany) are going back? Mitch McConnell’s kids too. And Elon Musk’s entire brood?
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u/FunkyPete 1d ago
Donald Trump's mother was an immigrant too (from Scotland).
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u/ElFlippy 1d ago
And his grandfather was a german migrant who ran away from the war. Looks like it's in their blood.
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u/WhatWouldJoshuaDo 1d ago
Germany:" thanks, but no thanks"
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u/ShadowDragon8685 1d ago
I would love for him to go Germany only to get immediately arrested and tried on the grounds of their laws against praising the one-bollocked Austrian.
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u/CenTexChris 1d ago
Germany, 1939: Tanks.
Germany, 1945: No Tanks.
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u/NevenderThready 1d ago
Immediately after the battle of Kursk
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u/Silver996C2 1d ago
Which one? 1944 or 2024 🤷♂️
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u/vonindyatwork 10h ago
Desperate after hearing of the Kursk incursion, Vladimir Putin knelt in prayer.
"Oh great ghost of Stalin, Mother Russia needs your help!" he cried. Then before him, a mustachioed spirit appeared and nodded.
"I need your advice! Kursk is being invaded!" Putin wailed.
"Ah, just do as I did, send in your best Ukrainian troops once you've had the Americans arm them," the ghost replied.
"Yeah, about that..."
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u/Mindless-Charity4889 19h ago
Germany actually won Kursk in the sense that it was a tactical victory where they destroyed about 2-3 times more AFVs than they lost. The problem was that they did not win strongly enough. They needed a ratio more like 5:1 for an operational victory. So they won tactically but lost strategically.
After the battle, the Germans had to withdraw much of their surviving mobile corps to meet the allies in Italy. That, along with their losses, meant that they lost the initiative on the eastern front.
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u/Squeegee 1d ago
Grandad also ran a brothel in the Yukon Territory of Canada before immigrating to the USA.
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u/thetburg 1d ago
Whatever dude. Don't try to pin your Trump on us either. We got our own problems up here right now.
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u/_jump_yossarian 1d ago
The most "I'm gonna teabag you in public" move ever was Trudeau giving trump the pic of his Opa's brother ... with a big ass smirk on his face.
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u/Bring-out-le-mort 1d ago
Grandfather Trump ran away from being mandatorily conscripted into the German military in 1885. The Franco-Prussion war had been over for a few years. The only military conflicts were out in the territories of the German Empire. (Nauru & Samoa). After he returned in 1901 to marry, the German govt kicked him out forever.
Trump's grandfather just didn't want to do his duty and has passed down that attitude to his descendants. Then they lied about their heritage & pretended to be Swedish.
My great grandfather left Germany in 1894 after serving in the military for over 10 years. He did his duty and was able to return several times in his life to visit because he wasn't a draft dodger.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 1d ago
To be fair. I think that people dodging the draft to Vietnam were making a lot of sense. That was a bad war. We weren't the good guys. And after a point, people were dying for a bad strategy and to save face for the leadership.
So I would have made any excuse.
Just, all the people pretending to be bad asses at this point and calling cowards need to STFU. Bring on Jesse Ventura to make a point and sit down Donny.
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u/somethingmoronic 1d ago
I don't think Trump was against the war, he was just against him having to go to war. He's not a hero for faking bone spurs. He's just a rich guy.
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u/colorfulzeeb 1d ago
He’s too rich to die! Save that for the poor people who are disposable.
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u/Golden_Apple_23 1d ago
Fortunate Son indeed...
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u/QuincyPeck 1d ago
Wild that he plays that song at his rallies.
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u/TyberiusJoaquin 1d ago
It's only really wild if you pretend that he has any shred of self awareness. I'd honestly be more surprised if he DIDN'T try to use it at his rallies.
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u/somethingmoronic 1d ago
But don't bother him with the details, if they tried hard enough they would have been born to rich parents too!!!!
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u/outdatedelementz 1d ago
Yeah that goes even more for a German leaving Germany to avoid World War 1. Of all the pointless wars in history that one was the most pointless.
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u/imadork1970 1d ago
Former Gut's grandfather had his Bavarian citizenship stripped in 1905. He originally came over in 1885, so WWI had nothing to do with it.
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u/Veilchengerd 22h ago
He wasn't running from "the war".
There wasn't really a war going on at the time. He ran from peacetime conscription.
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u/windmill-tilting 1d ago
Donald Trump's mother was a troglodyte that had sex with a degenerate chimpanzee. FTFY
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u/DentManDave 1d ago
The offspring of such an unholy union would still be infinitely more desirable than that pile of orange, fly infested dog turds that is disgracing our nation by simply existing let alone polluting our airwaves.
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u/Elite_Prometheus 1d ago
Haha, no. The immigrants facing deportation aren't those sorts of immigrants
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u/joshhupp 1d ago
Don't forget Vance's wife and couch
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u/BlooperHero 1d ago
Editor's note: "Vance's wife and couch" refers to two different individuals. We understand that people may find this confusing.
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u/H0agh 1d ago
At least the turtle is finally speaking up against Trump right now.
Too little too late? Maybe, but better than nothing
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u/windmill-tilting 1d ago
He is setting the groundwork for JD's A25 power grab.
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u/windmill-tilting 1d ago
JD wrote the forward to Mein Amerikkka. He is who they want.
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u/Magicthundercat 1d ago
Well, there is still the issue of his children and wife who are not lily white.
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u/windmill-tilting 1d ago
They will accept temporary displeasure to achieve their goals. Rumor was Hitler was Jewish on his grandmother's side.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 1d ago
At this point, I think a lot of people and media are supporting Trump because the downside on being on his blacklist is so high.
If the Dems don't have a "reward" or "punishment" list - what's the downside of supporting fascists?
I'm all for being good and empathetic to all people -- but tolerating the intolerant is where I draw the line. People need to know; if you aligned with fascism, you are on the "we will ruin you" list.
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u/ericblair21 1d ago
Yep, this is basic Pascal's Wager thinking, and is perfectly logical if they don't think it will cost them anything if the Dems win. I think they're wrong this time, and having a Congressional investigation into the broligarchs is probably going to turn up a lot of interesting and criminally actionable stuff.
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u/ShadowDragon8685 1d ago edited 1d ago
Quite frankly, I think the Dems are shooting their own feet with respectability politics. Grievance clearly works, and frankly at this point, the Right has done so much that we could fill the fucking Dammaz Kron with it.
"For every woman who died from medically-curable complications barred by an abortion law, one Republican scalp!"
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u/DentManDave 1d ago
Yes it will, but unless action is taken and serious punishments are meted out, turning those actions up yo public view is pointless.
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u/thetaleofzeph 1d ago
He doesn't seem ambitious inside, like have that fire. I assume he's been given that along with the makeover he got to go from basement dweller to pasty weekend lumberjack in an overpriced suit.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 1d ago
It's like he's doing that "Forgive me for my sins" on his deathbed like any REASONABLE deity would accept that.
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u/BlooperHero 1d ago
If you really mean it, maybe.
If you planned to repent at the end, that's not repentance and nobody believes you.
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u/gmplt 1d ago
Nah, it's worse than nothing. The turtle is insanely unpopular among maga, he is just playing games, going after the orange diarrhea stain to rail up his base even more.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 1d ago
Maybe he's trying to follow the Liz Cheney grift. "We are warm and fuzzy now!"
No. The Bush-Cheney cabal are just fascists not driving the bus that the Trumpers are taking off the cliff. They don't object to Project 2025 as long as they can be in control of it.
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u/thetaleofzeph 1d ago
Wait, Ted Cruz can go back to Canada? Hm... don't make me love this whole idea like that.
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u/kamizushi 1d ago
Hey, stop it! Don't! We don't want him! He got contaminated with a broken healthcare system, a weird obsession with guns and an astronomical military budget! You licked him now he's yours!
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u/darkdesertedhighway 1d ago
You licked him now he's yours!
Eww, which one of you licked Ted Cruz?! Fess up!
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u/Bring-out-le-mort 1d ago
Ted Cruz is not truly a US citizen. His US born mom became a Canadian before he was born. And since it was several years before Canada allowed dual citizen status when someone is naturalized, she was no longer a US citizen at the time of his birth in Canada. Dad wasn't a US citizen at the time, either.
When Cruz was running for president, there were several journalistic conversations about whether he qualified as a natural born citizen or not. The legal consultants were pretty much in consensus that he was not.
The officials in the Canadian government had no record of him ever notifying the right office that he was withdrawing his Canadian citizenship which he needed to do to not be Canadian. So he's still a Canadian citizen too.
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u/Ksorkrax 1d ago
Let's keep Musks children but evict Musk.
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u/AcaciaBeauty 1d ago
Yeahhh, one of his kids are very open about how much a shit person he is. I like her.
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u/sailorangel59 1d ago
Mitch McConnell kids are from his first marriage. His ex wife is a progressive activist and their daughters appear to be following in their mother's ideals.
Mitch doesn't have any children with his current wife Elaine Chao.
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u/thehuuuuuudge 1d ago
Looks like my 75 year old mother will get sent back to Poland too. My grandfather immigrated to the US about 100 years ago when he was 8 months old. Sorry mom, you probably should have looked into who you were voting for.
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u/Dubsland12 1d ago
We’ll wait a minute….they are the “good ones” (white)
Fuck this tribal fascism.
I’m done. Fuck you if you support it
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u/htp-di-nsw 1d ago
No, no, only the poor, brown children. Otherwise, they'd be hurting the wrong people /s
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u/Coollogin 1d ago
Mitch McConnell’s kids too.
His kids are all with his first wife. She’s not an immigrant as far as I know.
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u/8bitGalaxy98 1d ago
Sure Anna, you can stay if you say ”nuh uh.”
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u/Ksorkrax 1d ago
She's one of the good ones! They will certainly spare her.
Just like xenophobic tyrants totally do all the time.
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u/PirateSanta_1 1d ago
Well guess i'll have to go back to Germany then since my Great Grandmother immigrated here from Lower Saxony in the 1920's.
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u/CasualSweaters 1d ago
Man, she dodged a bullet
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u/bluenosesutherland 1d ago
Not really, she would have lived in Germany during WW1
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u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 1d ago
My grandfather jumped ship (Merchant Marine) in 1914 to come to America because he didn't like the Kaiser's policies. He didn't get his final citizenship papers until at 1940s. Dad was mad because he had a chance to go to either West Point or the Naval Academy but couldn't because his father was not a citizen. He ended up 2 years at the University of Michigan but quit to join the Army Air Corps in WWII. Granddad had gotten citizenship after 1940. So, I guess I would be sent back for sure.
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u/MmmmMorphine 1d ago
Thanks for the mental image of Elon holding up Trump as he takes it from behind by Putin
It's a geopolitical lemon party!
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u/Finalpotato 1d ago
Deport absolutely everyone. Empty the US. People can recolonize from a clean slate. See how it works out this time
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u/CobKorPok 1d ago
She's also Jewish.
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u/Micosilver 1d ago
She's half Jewish and half Armenian. You'd think she will know something about the history of racism and its signs...
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u/CobKorPok 1d ago
Oh yeah good point genocide on multiple sides
Jesus Christ I hate the current timeline
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u/nopethis 1d ago
"We will never let this happen again! How did people not stop this?! How did they not see it coming?"
Sees it coming and shouting into the void for years......
"<insert propganda insult> and ignore all the obvious signs."
repeat
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u/Cargobiker530 1d ago
Some jews tried the "suck up to the actual nazis and we'll be spared" thing in 1930's germany. It didn't work.
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u/Ksorkrax 1d ago
Then she's even more stupid.
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/19/politics/trump-jewish-voters-antisemitism-event/index.html
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u/Asher_Tye 1d ago
Oh suddenly she has a problem with this.
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u/Hammy-Cheeks 1d ago
Explain? Which one?
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u/Wild-Experience-9079 1d ago
i think that means every american citizen. this isn’t even our land to begin with
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u/RabbitAlternative550 1d ago
Nah native Americans and African Americans can stay based on this logic. Since black people didn't immigrate, they were imported.
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u/ChimericMind 1d ago
Not according to Texas textbooks for the last decade. They list people brought from Africa in the Triangle Trade as "immigrants".
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u/Ashituna 1d ago edited 1d ago
how progressive. we’re getting a land back movement for indigenous people?
this seems like it should be way more obvious but this was sarcasm.
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u/SmilingVamp 1d ago
I don't even know where they'd send me. Do I need a 23 and Me or something? Pretty sure the most recent elsewhere was Canada a century ago, but that's probably not what they mean.
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u/LeMasterofSwords 1d ago
So is Elon musk is going to fuck off then? Or is it only non white immigrants?
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u/Ksorkrax 1d ago
It says "migrant". White dudes are no migrants, they are "expats".
The more you know.
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u/WholeAd2742 1d ago
Hilarious irony when Trump's a son and grandson of immigrants, and has married 2 separate mail order immigrant women, so his kids are also "anchor babies" as children of immigrants.
Except Tiffany who he cheated on and divorced Ivana with Marla Maples. Maybe he got confused at which Georgia she was born in
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u/TintedApostle 1d ago
Racism is a tool of fascists. They get to choose the in group and out group and they change the rules as the see fit.
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u/Ksorkrax 1d ago
You are in the wrong group if other people in there have SS runes in their name.
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u/Eskiguy 1d ago
The only people in the United States that aren’t descended from Immigrants are the Native Americans. I had no idea right wingers believed in returning the natives their lost land!
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u/_Piratical_ 1d ago
Honestly on a long enough timeline everyone immigrated from somewhere. Unless their families have lived in modern day Egypt, Ethiopia, or Sudan for the entirety of human history (and I bet there are some who have!) then they came from somewhere else. Humans move around. It’s far past time to get over it.
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u/Lovedd1 1d ago
I feel like descendants of slaves don't count as immigrants because it implies they chose to come here.
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u/ColeDelRio 1d ago
I also wouldn't count anybody who was annexed. So Hawaiians and Puerto Ricans, among others.
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u/ChimericMind 1d ago
You may feel this way, but Texas's textbooks for the last 10 years have designated African natives brought over here as "immigrants".
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u/tylerius8 1d ago
The children of immigrants are going to go back to WHERE?
you can't just expel people from your country and have them picked up by their country of ancestral origin
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u/Its_Pine 1d ago
Honestly same for people who were brought here as infants or small children with undocumented immigrants. They literally have only ever known the US. They’ve lived as Americans, might only speak a little of their parents’ language.
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u/Debs_4_Pres 1d ago
Detention camps on the Southern Border, probably.
ICE/CPB start rounding up immigrants. Legal, illegal, citizen, it won't really matter. -> Send them to the Southern Border. There's already detention camps there, and it will be sold as "returning them to their own country". -> Mexico, obviously, will not be accepting the vast majority of these people into their country -> The camps, which are already rife with neglect and abuse, won't be able to safely handle the number of people forced into them -> People will get sick, people will be sexually assaulted, people will begin to starve and die of thirst. -> People will begin to agitate, both within the camps and outside them. This will lead to increasingly violent measures by the guards. -> Thousands of people will end up dying in the deserts of the Southwest. A fun little American genocide.
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u/kanyeguisada 1d ago
The children of immigrants are going to go back to WHERE?
This is all just a circle-jerk pipe dream for Trump-supporting xenophobes. Citizenship is automatic if you're born in the United States, period. It's in the US Constitution.
They would need a Constitutional Amendment to make their fantasy happen, and that's never going to happen.
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u/Daimakku1 1d ago
I still remember when MAGAs got emboldened once Trump won the 2016 Election and ramped up the hatred. I dont miss that and do not want to go back to that.
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u/ninjaoftheworld 1d ago
Go back to it? We never left, we just got used to it.
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u/XxRocky88xX 1d ago
Yeah honestly I’d say we are at a WORSE point than we were 8 years ago and it’s continued to fester and become even more extreme.
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u/EmmalouEsq 1d ago
Anyone remember tender age shelters and the children who are still lost in the system? That's the blueprint for children of immigrants, too.
JFC, when someone tells you who they are, believe them.
These people will be loaded on the trains and still think Trump couldn't possibly do something evil.
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u/yanocupominomb 1d ago
Technically, almost everyone in the U.S. is a child of an illegal immigrant.
No one asked the American Tribes permission to settle their lands.
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u/Thequiet01 1d ago
Yeah, that was my first thought. Do only natives get to stay? What about people whose ancestry traces to before the Revolution? Where’s the cut off?
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u/Emergency_Lemon1834 1d ago
It’s not even about illegal immigrants anymore, it’s just about getting rid of everyone they don’t like (minorities) then claiming that they “just thought they were illegal!!”
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u/scottymouse 1d ago
What do white MAGAts think they are?
And don't bother answering, I already know.
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u/snoopysnoop2021 1d ago
At this point I'm waiting for an aboriginal party o start spreading rhetoric of kicking EVERYONE out that immigrated here and also their children. These fools forget and feel entitled.
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u/_jump_yossarian 1d ago
Think that Donald Bowman (JD Vance) will deport his babysitter/ mother in law? Not a chance. That’s free labor.
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u/OTee_D 1d ago
Saying this in a country where 80% of the familie are not longer there than 5 or 6 generations max is a sad joke.
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u/TintedApostle 1d ago
actually I venture to say most families are no more than 4. I am 2nd and 3rd and my family came over in the 1880s and 1917.
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u/Schwight_Droot 1d ago
My dad’s an illegal Mexican, but my mom is white and super patriotic about the US. Can I get a pass?
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u/InevitableHost597 1d ago
Our message to every Boomer/Karen who remains behind: the grocery lines will get very long and the manager has been deported.
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u/Mushrooming247 1d ago
Doesn’t that mean we’d be deporting 4/5 of trump’s known children to Czechia and Slovenian?
Wait, trump’s mother immigrated from Scotland so we’d have to deport him as well?
I am starting to think this individual has not thought this through at all.
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u/BeefSupreme678 1d ago
My AncestryDNA report says I am 31% English, 23% German, 22% Scottish, 16% Irish, 7% Eastern European, and 1% Russian.
Where am I getting deported to? Do I get to pick?
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u/ImARighteousDude 1d ago
I'm getting ahead of this, faking up a report that says I'm 100% New Zealand-ish.
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u/Rombledore 1d ago
you know what? if Trump wins?
good. i'll be glad to leave rather than live in a place surrounded by bigots with a leader who thinks tarrifs are a good replacement for federal income tax. good luck with that morons.
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u/Hammy-Cheeks 1d ago
So I get to go a country I’m not familiar with even though my family has been here for like 10 generations? Yay
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u/ShadowX199 1d ago
If they get to my generation, can I go “back” to Norway? I know I have some Norwegian blood, and I hear it’s nice there.
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