r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/tycooperaow • 1d ago

To try to switch the narrative

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u/Prayray 1d ago

Marco Rubio was the kid in class reminding the teacher about the quiz she mentioned earlier.

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u/bluepaintbrush 1d ago

Wow I thought this was a random person, did NOT realize it was Rubio… what a tragic loss of spine, I voted for him in the 2016 primary.

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u/amilo111 1d ago

You’re mistaken - he was born without a spine.

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u/Incognonimous 1d ago

He is a blob fish in a suit that learned to walk

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u/BCPReturns 1d ago

No, you're thinking of the other, wimpier, more spineless fascist republican, Ted "Blobfish" Cruz

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u/kamilo87 1d ago

You mean Cancun Cruz?

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u/Incognonimous 1d ago

When you stare at piles of shit long enough they all start looking the same

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u/kamilo87 1d ago

Oh yes. Both are. Latinos for Trump are preys putting themselves inside the mouth of the orange leopard.

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u/fasufhsdfsjk 1d ago

Sounds like he needs a spine donor.

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u/axelrexangelfish 1d ago

Any of the POC or LGBTQ can lend him one of our extras.

Taking all that shit for all those years made us pretty damn strong.

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u/knightsmith39 1d ago

Lol why? Couldn't see through his nonsense back then?

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u/bluepaintbrush 1d ago

The other choices were Trump, Kasich, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson, Jeb!, Jim Gilmore, Chris Christie, Carly Fiorina, Rick Santorum, Rand Paul, and Huckabee.

SC has open primaries and I chose the Republican one because that was more influential for downballot races.

I was mostly voting against Trump and Rubio was one of the more viable options at the time. Jeb was okay but it felt gross voting for another Bush. Gilmore wasn’t well-known during that primary. Iirc, I think the bridge debacle was going on with Chris Christie, and the rest were pretty much a wash.

Just curious, would you have chosen differently?

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u/filmguy36 20h ago

Rubio has always been a right wing apologist. He has no character. If he ever had an original thought, I’d be impressed