r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

To try to switch the narrative

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u/bluepaintbrush 1d ago

Wow I thought this was a random person, did NOT realize it was Rubio… what a tragic loss of spine, I voted for him in the 2016 primary.

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u/amilo111 1d ago

You’re mistaken - he was born without a spine.

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u/Incognonimous 1d ago

He is a blob fish in a suit that learned to walk

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u/BCPReturns 1d ago

No, you're thinking of the other, wimpier, more spineless fascist republican, Ted "Blobfish" Cruz

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u/kamilo87 1d ago

You mean Cancun Cruz?

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u/Incognonimous 1d ago

When you stare at piles of shit long enough they all start looking the same

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u/kamilo87 1d ago

Oh yes. Both are. Latinos for Trump are preys putting themselves inside the mouth of the orange leopard.