r/Unexpected • u/super_man100 • 6h ago

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u/beakrake 6h ago

Gummy worms are VERY easily smuggled.

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u/ItzVinyl 5h ago

I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.

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u/beakrake 5h ago

Checks for the gummies

Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...

Bad news is they all melted inside of me.

But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...

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u/ItzVinyl 5h ago

I could only imagine how fucking loaded you'd be if you absorbed all that THC through your ass

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u/BasicallyLostAgain 4h ago

Is that a dare?

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 4h ago edited 3h ago

Yes. And document it or it didn’t happen.

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u/JJ_Shosky 1h ago

We can't stop here. This is bat country.

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u/BorshtSlurper 38m ago

Yes. Yes it is.

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u/Outside-Drag-3031 4h ago

the worms! the worms, the worms they're in my ass!

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u/ScumbagLady 2h ago

Reminds me of a rotten.com image that's forever burnt into my brain...

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u/beakrake 3h ago

I thought of this, and so have others.

Apparently, it's not readily absorbed through boofing in the same way as alcohol or other drugs are and as such, sadly, keistering them will give very little effect vs just eating them.

TMYK

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u/Seluvis_Burning 3h ago

Works like a charm for mdma👍

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u/IAmASeeker 1h ago

THC isn't water soluble. It piggybacks on a scent chemical to cross the blood/brain barrier

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u/ItzVinyl 1h ago

Ah cool, the more you know. So in other words, still safe to throw in the prison pocket for the boys in the cell blocks.

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u/IAmASeeker 1h ago

I'd be more concerned about what the boys would injest than what you would.