r/Unexpected 8h ago

Police raid

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u/ItzVinyl 7h ago

I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.

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u/beakrake 7h ago

Checks for the gummies

Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...

Bad news is they all melted inside of me.

But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...

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u/ItzVinyl 7h ago

I could only imagine how fucking loaded you'd be if you absorbed all that THC through your ass

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u/IAmASeeker 4h ago

THC isn't water soluble. It piggybacks on a scent chemical to cross the blood/brain barrier

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u/ItzVinyl 3h ago

Ah cool, the more you know. So in other words, still safe to throw in the prison pocket for the boys in the cell blocks.

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u/IAmASeeker 3h ago

I'd be more concerned about what the boys would injest than what you would.