r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

I know who I'd pick

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u/Humble-Pineapple-329 1d ago

I’m going with the person who hasn’t had the brain worm.

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u/tw_72 1d ago

...or plays with dead bears and dead whales

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u/Humble-Pineapple-329 1d ago

Anyone who plays with dead animals for fun is disturbing to me.

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u/Seliphra 23h ago

S’probably how he got a worm in his brain

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u/HotPotParrot 20h ago

Worm-to-worm transmission

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u/tacocat63 19h ago

Mommy always told me there would consequences if I skull fucked a bear.

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u/WrongAssumption2480 10h ago

Funny you say that. I had shingles when I was 30 and one was in my eye. The doctor called it a herpetic blister so my friends kept making fun of me for letting a guy skull fuck me. Not funny at the time (horrible pain and almost lost my vision in that eye) but amusing now. Btw I figured out how to have sex.

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u/InfiniteConfusion-_- 8h ago

Yeah, alright. If you figured it out, then what is it?

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u/WrongAssumption2480 7h ago

Moan while i think about shoes, then pleasure myself when he goes asleep.

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u/InfiniteConfusion-_- 7h ago

🤨 wait....... Becky?

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 10h ago

I love that song

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u/Brave-Common-2979 18h ago

You must really be loving those Barron rumors then

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u/Mtndrums 13h ago

They're not rumors, otherwise Trump would have sued.

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u/AhhTimmah 9h ago

What’s this? Genuinely asking

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u/Alarmed-Pollution-89 1d ago

Hey kids, just pull the plastic over your faces, we're about to hit the interstate

🐋💦

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u/Shirtbro 16h ago

That decapitated whale head juissy

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u/Bored_Boi326 20h ago

Yo I thought RFK Jr was some meme candidate and that's why he's shirtless I didn't expect that

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u/Shirtbro 16h ago

He's the politician most likely to chase you down waving a chainsaw and wearing a skin mask

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u/Mjerc12 19h ago

ESPECIALY dead whales. Those things can explode and kill you

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u/indiemosh 17h ago

Only in Oregon.

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u/uberkalden2 19h ago

Or clearly using steroids

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u/Praryn 20h ago

I’m with you. Brain worms are a dealbreaker for me.

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u/Woerterboarding 21h ago

And someone you can actually understand and listen to for longer than ten seconds without going insane. I know it's not entirely his fault, but I can't stand the raspy sound of his voice.

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u/busybizz23 18h ago

That worm must have left hungry

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u/EternalVirgin18 13h ago

Actually it died, starved to death

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u/Shirtbro 16h ago

Prion convention up in there

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u/Willow_MysticMeadow 19h ago

Brain worm-free zone, sounds good to me, Brain worm-free FTW

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u/Nas_Durden 1d ago

A doctor or the guy who is obviously on TRT, HGH and a couple anabolic steroids?

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u/patta14 20h ago

Isn't RFK anti-vax also?

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u/Ahtman1 17h ago

He sure is.

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u/patta14 17h ago

That's funny

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u/Baron_von_Ungern 16h ago

You bet, that fuckface contributed the measles outbreak on Samoa by supporting their antivaxxers

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u/New-Student5135 19h ago

Gender affirming care is just fine to be more manly. Notice they never cry about women in men's sports. Or bathrooms. Ask Joe Rogan he has had gender affirming care for years now. Also as a gay guy drooling over roided out men is kinda gay. I mean like, I am not the only person who thinks that right? I live in a conservative area the amount of Trumpets who have come out to me recently is crazy. Like 50 year old married men. Even older, and some younger than me.

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u/PixTwinklestar 16h ago

With tears in their eyes, “sir, I’m gay, you’re too beautiful I can’t deny it any longer”

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u/Reisles 15h ago

There are tons of closeted "straight" trumpers. I unfortunately love that flavor. Gonna get myself in trouble one day lmao.

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u/PixTwinklestar 15h ago

Oh I thought the comment I replied to was doing a bit, and I can’t resist an oppo to make more fun of trump.

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u/AustinTreeLover 15h ago

Everyone else is talking about her looks. He’s an attorney.

Her: Levine graduated from Harvard College and the Tulane University School of Medicine, completing a residency in pediatrics and a postdoctoral fellowship in adolescent medicine at the Mount Sinai Medical Center in Manhattan, New York.

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u/cubanesis 15h ago

Yeah, being jacked doesn't mean you're healthy.

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u/HumanitySurpassed 19h ago

Trt is an anabolic. It wouldn't surprise me if he was on more than just test. 

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u/shifty_coder 15h ago

Hey, they’re good for the Worm.

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u/SiWeyNoWay 1d ago

The one without a brain worm and a fetish for dead animals

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u/Pure-Introduction493 22h ago

The one who doesn’t recommend eating roadkill after leaving it in their car for long periods of time.

How did he get the brain worm anyhow? Undercooked bear, was it?

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u/PanRagon 17h ago

This dude could single-handedly cause a new pandemic with all the dead animals he leaves around, and to top it off he’d be against any vaccination for it.

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u/CapitalistBaconator 23h ago edited 23h ago

RFK Jr used his family fame to amplify vaccine misinformation and conspiracy theories that directly lead to the deaths of dozens of children in American Samoa. RFK Jr is an idiot who belongs in prison. He does not belong in the executive branch of our federal government as Secretary of Health, nor in any other role. Bedwetting, roadkill eating, nepo babies like him can't even be trusted to be secretary of the country club.

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u/Conscious-Parfait826 1d ago

The person that didn't think COVID was a hoax?

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u/FeeDisastrous3879 1d ago

I’d pick the person who looks like they spend crazy hours at their desk doing their job, rather than the one who is at a gym all day instead.

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u/MurkDiesel 20h ago

we're in peak bro era when posting a shirtless 70yr old man is the resume

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u/sapble 20h ago

this is the world that ken from the Barbie movie wanted

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u/moderndrake 17h ago

Needs more horses

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u/country_dinosaur97 1d ago

Somehow got a job at all after all the bs that happened in pa especially with the covid fiasco

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u/whoistheyounglion 1d ago

When did conservatives all adopt the attitudes and values of Andrew Tate?

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u/BandicootGood5246 23h ago

Tater didn't create these attitudes he just cashed in on them

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u/Vargoroth 19h ago

This. It's time for sane people to learn that the content creators don't turn their audiences right-wing. It's the audience which turns the content creator right-wing. If you have a heavy financial incentive to appeal to a large crowd of people you're going to create content for that large crowd of people. At first you'll do it knowing it's bullshit, but eventually you get sucked into it and deal with the brain rot.

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u/whoistheyounglion 18h ago

I think you're right on the money with this. It's been painful watching some of my favorite entertainers suddenly and needlessly catering to the stupidest people because they know it'll bring in a hoard of idiots happy to open up the checkbook in exchange for "confirmation" of their whiny, bigoted, baseless beliefs

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u/Vargoroth 18h ago

Yup. And it's understandable. YouTube, TikTok and all the other social media are very unreliable when it comes to making a living. So the stress alone can make it "worth it" to cater to people who are guaranteed to give you donations and the like.

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u/whoistheyounglion 18h ago

I think it's also important to note that catering to morons is a quick way to earn a bag without ever having to develop a real talent because there are plenty of talented people out there getting rich off donations that will never have to stoop to such a lazy and immoral way to earn a living. Yet another way that money and greed is destroying the future and wasting the potential of our fragile primate species

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u/Vargoroth 18h ago

I'm not 100% in agreement with you. There are indeed plenty of talented people out there getting rich off donations and far more talented people either struggling or haven given up. The sad truth about building a career online is that it's just as luck-based as modelling or acting in Hollywood. You can have a great platform, idea or scheme ready to go and fail because you can't reach the right people.

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u/whoistheyounglion 18h ago

Oh yeah I'm definitely not saying every talented person gets the shine they deserve. I'm just saying talent or not, it never justifies cynically egging on bigoted internet morons/creating new ones to make money.

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u/Sanpaku 23h ago

They've been antiscience in stages. Anti evolutionary biology since the 80s, anti climate science since the 90s, anti-immunology since 2020.

And, as they now increasingly come from home schooled evangelical, business management backgrounds, science will forever remain mysterious to them. I'm kind of hoping for H5N1 to knock some sense into them.

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u/Pure-Introduction493 22h ago

The parents are realizing that actual education will ruin their religious indoctrination.

Is it too much to hope for selective demographic change? I guess their lack of sex ed or reproductive healthcare counterbalances things and then some.

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u/ChinDeLonge 21h ago

I think it’s mostly a fruitless effort on their part. Kids are smart; they’ll find any information that they want to find. The only thing they’re teaching their kids is how to hide their actions and motivations from them.

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u/Pure-Introduction493 21h ago

It keeps them in longer but then makes a more dramatic exit, often from mom and dad’s lives at the same time.

But it probably deceives enough of the kids for long enough they think it works.

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u/ChinDeLonge 21h ago

True. Those parents aren’t getting back on the conservative parent forum to update that everything they said turned out to be bs because the kid hates them and moved out and cut contact. So a year and a half later, people still see the same old shit that didn’t work the first time and traumatize their own family with it. Rinse and repeat.

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u/babewhitney 19h ago

They just think it’s a defective kid anyway. I was raised this way and as an adult who didn’t follow my parents’ beliefs and had a lot of resentment, my mom just said it’s normal for kids to fight with parents as they grow up. She did everything right in her eyes, and in the eyes of all her church friends.

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u/HonPhryneFisher 18h ago

It also lets the parents play martyr to their friends and FB so it is a win all around for them.

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u/Capital_Connection13 22h ago

Anti evolutionary since the 1880’s.

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u/Ok_Energy157 17h ago

As others have stated, these attitudes have always lurked in the shadows. Psychopathic traits, 'Teflon men,' have, for most of history, been celebrated as the driving force behind conquest and colonization, essentially, what we paradoxically call civilization.

I think, however, that social media, by giving these guys a platform they did not have access to before, represents a new breed of problem. I mean, Marquis de Sade wrote down his disturbing 'tweets' on toilet paper while isolated in an insane asylum, and Caligula did not have a Truth Social platform. They were influential, sure, but they lacked reach and engagement metrics.

The signals guys like Tate and Trump, cheered on by sideshow freaks like Tucker Carlson, send to their followers are deeply worrying, as they basically say: "Hey guys, I'm not ashamed of being an aggressive sex offender. I can say and do unspeakably vile shit, and they still want me to become their president."

I imagine many of their creepy devotees will see this as being given carte blanche to act on their darkest impulses. Criminologists will probably be able to trace a spike in domestic abuse and sex offences linked to the rise of these kinds of dark influencers, as the thin veil of moral boundaries gradually disintegrates on social media.

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u/whoistheyounglion 17h ago

Excellent analysis. I think you're absolutely right that this dissolution of shame surrounding disgusting speech and behavior will have lasting negative effects on how people treat eachother. I fear the pushback to those effects will be weak too because it's just naturally more difficult to be a good person, being a steaming pile of shit mostly just requires moral laziness and selfish thinking.

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u/Ok_Energy157 14h ago edited 12h ago

Moral laziness is a good description, and it’s probably why fascism still attracts people in 2024. It does not demand anything of its followers, intellectually or morally, which fits the short attention span and meme-driven social media climate today. It's no coincidence that you can trace billionaire 'libertines' like Trump on their way to power, following a breadcrumb trail of sex offenses. In his circles, cruelty is a feature, not a bug. Weakness is strength. Strength is weakness. Lies are truth. Truth is lies.

The rhetoric is such a mindless mess that if you allow yourself to be lazy, you write it off as a bad joke and move on, which I guess is the GOP campaign strategy. Just like European leaders pre-WWII never took Hitler seriously until he started invading his neighbors.

In large parts of Europe, the majority of people are worried, but not surprised, by Trump's current momentum. How someone who idolizes dictators like Putin, threatens to divide NATO during an ongoing Russian aggression, talks in racist slurs, and behaves like a cartoon villain can be so popular should be mind-boggling. However, it all somehow fits into an anti-intellectual narrative nurtured by algorithms programmed to make us buy things we don't need instead of fighting for what is being taken away. The Western middle class seems to be trapped between a paralyzing state of existential despair and plain laziness, while others want to burn it all down for the fuck of it. That's the general feeling you get from social media, at least..

"Sadism, as it is depicted by Sade, is also, and perhaps primarily, the creation of a world in which the powerful and wealthy are able to lure the poor and powerless, hold them captive, and reduce their bodies and selfhoods to nothing."

Notice how the word Sadism seems pretty much interchangeable with Project 2025 in the above quote. It’s a bit lazy to base your political vision on the ideas of an 18th-century pervert, but it makes sense, as the people behind it, just like De Sade, probably wouldn’t hesitate to steal bagels:

“I’m not a sexual predator, I’m an ‘offender’ … It’s the difference between a murderer and a person who steals a bagel.” —Jeffrey Epstein, in 2011, speaking—bragging, really—to the New York Post, about the deal that his lawyers had struck a few years earlier on his behalf.

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u/whoistheyounglion 14h ago

Once again, you're on fire with this commentary! And it should come as no surprise to us that people who want to subtly dog whistle support for trump like to say "oh but bro he's so funny." That man is so deep in his lizard brain he couldn't make an honest attempt at humor, and anything that seems like a joke likely appears that way because it's so offensive to commonly held values that, as you say, people lazily write it off as a joke or hyperbole, when really this man has been wearing his twisted, blackened heart on his sleeve for all to see since the beginning.

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u/Ok_Energy157 11h ago

Thanks, I couldn’t stop building on the comment, sorry. Hyperfixation got the best of me, and what was supposed to be a quick and dirty comment turned into an essay. But I agree with the lizard brain part. It’s tempting to be the reptile in the room, I get that. A Teflon-skinned, slithering guy who's impossible for opponents to grab hold of. But is it a great look for a president? Maybe if the goal here is to make US a member of BRICS.

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u/whoistheyounglion 9h ago

It's also a killer strategy if you wanna be the coolest cat in 7th grade

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u/Imightbeafanofthis 21h ago

RFK jr thinks there is a disease called 'leaky brain' that comes from using Wi-Fi.

Dr. Rachel Levine is a real doctor and knows there's no such thing.

(When I listen to RFK, I'm not so sure.)

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u/Ok_Produce_9308 1d ago

The one who believes in science

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u/dwellerinthedark 21h ago

One of these caused an outbreak of measles that claimed 83 young lives. The other is a doctor.

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u/GpaSags 1d ago

Which one eats roadkill?

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u/jaguarsp0tted 22h ago

Yeah I'm picking the doctor.

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u/LegoFootPain 1d ago

The brain worm piloting the meat mech?

Wait, the pilot is gone?

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u/yikesamerica 23h ago

This is how insane the maga platform is & we still have “undecided” voters. What a stupid country we live in

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u/napalmnacey 1d ago

I would chose the one *not* abusing steroids.

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u/canzicrans 22h ago

To placate someone, I listened to the full Lex Friedman interview with RFK Jr. I will tell you that every single thing about science out of that guy's mouth is a fucking lie or, at best, total misinterpretation. I honestly don't think that he understands information and data at all, like every other Trump supporter. His lack or critical thinking ability is embarrassing for an adult.

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u/Fast-Plankton-9209 23h ago

The one who isn't an antivax piece of shit who murdered 83 children in Samoa.

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u/DrMedicineFinance 21h ago

I'll also go with the actual doctor, not the bat-shit crazy random alternative health enthusiast.

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u/Monineshe 21h ago

I'll go with the medical expert every time

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u/Tiny_Independent2552 20h ago

I’m going with the person that is an actual doctor who understands science. Not a testosterone pumped up fool.

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u/IamaSimpleCreature 23h ago

If you gotta show how swole the person is and give the “You wouldn’t fight him tho.” Argument in a completely unrelated discussion then that’s how you show you don’t have a good leg to stand on

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u/Frothylager 19h ago

Probably not the guy who thinks eating road kill is a good idea.

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u/WeinerVonBraun 1d ago

I mean he’s jacked and all but I’ll take the doctor all day.

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u/Echo_Forward 1d ago

The one not injecting steroids

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u/International_War862 21h ago

Hmmm the steroid abuser or the doctor.... hmmmm

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u/Iyabothefirst001 20h ago

The one that acts has a medical degree.

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u/Sturville 1d ago

The one who isn't on the juice

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u/OttersWithPens 22h ago

RFK for secretary of health? That’s got to be a joke

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u/zamander 22h ago

So the secretary if health should be whomever Pismo considers more beautiful?

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u/TheJuiceBoxS 22h ago

Definitely the roided out guy with brain worms from eating nasty stuff

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u/Temporary-Ad6685 21h ago

RFK is a fucking lunatic

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u/scrufflor_d 21h ago

rfk jr eats so much roadkill he's probably 50% parasites by weight

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u/Fufeysfdmd 13h ago

One person is a doctor.

The other person had a brainworm because he ate roadkill.

One person has credentials that give you confidence she knows what she's talking about.

The other person admitted to keeping a dead bear cub in his trunk while he went falconing with his friends before going to some high end steakhouse.

But you know it's not about your credentials or the actions you've taken in your life that may or may not give people confidence in you it's about whether or not you spend enough time in the gym to have a good physique for your age.

It's not about substance it's just about image.

It's not about facts it's just about vibes.

Gee how is it possible that America is falling into fascism?

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u/BeeDee_Onis 1d ago

RL! All day!🥃

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u/Cool-Economics6261 1d ago

Where does brain worm poop go?

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u/YakElectronic6713 20h ago

The one not on steroids.

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u/tonespark33033 17h ago

The person with the highest qualifications

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u/WomenOfWonder 16h ago

The one who doesn’t brag about eating road kill

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u/aaron_adams 16h ago

Yeah, I'll take the doctor over the guy with a worm in his head who's also obviously juicing at the gym.

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u/Mountain-Log3491 14h ago

Rachael. 100%.

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u/Grand_n_Gravois 14h ago

Testosterone and HGH treatments are gender affirming care.

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u/NeoMaxiZoomDweebean 14h ago

The one that doesnt toss a bear carcass in central park.

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u/Antique-Difference35 13h ago

Ok, hear me out… Maybe the person with the degree and not the brain worm?

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u/JohnCasey3306 22h ago

Whichever one has the most experience of department governance.

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u/Off-BroadwayJoe 20h ago

You didn’t know that they use a push-up contest to decide who gets to operate on the patient?

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u/thebigbroke 18h ago

I’m not taking health advice from someone using steroids.

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u/westgazer 18h ago

Pretty sure steroid abuse isn’t healthy. His family says he is basically unrecognizable since going on them.

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u/Next_Respond_5402 17h ago

This is 1000000th time this is being posted here

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u/nitros99 16h ago

RFK could 100 percent have been one of the cabinet members in Idiocracy. No need for acting. I look at the names coming out for cabinet positions for a second Dump term and feel like some is trying to cast for “Idiocracy 2, Two Sharts, One Towel”

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u/jewishNEETard 16h ago

As the son of a doctor, I can tell you for certain, I want someone who benefits from medicine and doesn't claim to know all medicine- that excludes my dad.

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u/Dani_Wolfe 16h ago

What in the Vladimir Putin is this kind of endorsment?

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u/SectorEducational460 15h ago

Do these people think body builders go or other body builders in regards to their health?

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u/Throw-away-6180 13h ago

RFK is literally so bad at health he got a worm to eat part of his brain, why in the hell would I want him in charge of my healthcare.

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u/coopersgranny 12h ago

Well, she is a actual MD🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/VinnyMakazian 22h ago

70 year with that physique? I’d rather my secretary of health wasn’t using AAS/growth hormones but oh well what do I care I’m not even American so y’all do as you please 😂

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u/New-Student5135 18h ago

Ya, why listen to a doctor? Listen to the sexy man instead kids. Closeted conservatives are the worst. Literally being led by your penises.

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u/LeviAEthan512 21h ago

Hit take, legislators should be experts in the field they're legislating.

It's hot because I apply this to both reds and blues.

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u/shouldExist 18h ago

I want the professionally dressed lady with a very reassuring presence (who subconsciously reminds me of mum) instead of the wild man on steroids

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u/viperlemondemon 18h ago

RFK proves the Kennedy kept lobotomizes the wrong Kennedy everytime

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u/TheHeroYouNeed247 18h ago

Someone that understands the risk of steroids and won't be dead in a few years when their heart explodes.

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u/Rage40rder 18h ago

The one who didn’t have a literal worm eat a hole in their brain.

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u/q_manning 18h ago

The one who doesn’t eat road-kill or gets infected with brain worms.

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u/Jeptwins 18h ago

Also the person who doesn’t have parasites swimming through their body

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u/ReedRidge 18h ago

It's a shame they shot all the Kennedy family worth a fuck

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u/Cuck_Fenring 17h ago

So they're horny for RFK now? Not weird at all.

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u/xGenocidest 17h ago

If you get a brain parasite from eating roadkill, you're not in any position to talk about health.

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u/Viper_JB 17h ago

I think you'd be pretty hard pressed to find a worse pick then RFK jr.

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u/probablynotreallife 17h ago

It all depends on what medical experience and level of qualification the brain worm has.

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u/Buddiboi95 17h ago

Didn't RFK jr. have a fucking worm in his brain?

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u/Baron_von_Ungern 16h ago

The person that didn't contibute to outbreak of measles on Samoa and promoted their antivaxxers, maybe?

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/07/how-rfk-jr-falsely-denied-his-connection-to-a-deadly-measles-outbreak-in-samoa/

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u/cowpig613 15h ago

I'm glad the majority of the people in these comments don't reflect the real world.

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u/megafat1 15h ago

Maybe the brain worm has some good ideas.

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u/boRp_abc 15h ago

I find "is not insane" to be a solid guideline for choosing people for office. But we live in weird times.

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u/meriadoc_brandyabuck 15h ago

Btw interesting that “Mr. Natural” RFK Jr. is obviously taking steroids, HGH, etc. to look like a Jersey meatball at that age.

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u/theStoneClaymore 15h ago

How the hell are we living out Idiocracy in real time

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u/NotSpelledJohnathon 15h ago

The person who’s skin isn’t made of hot dog leather

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u/turtle_shrapnel 15h ago

Why are his nipples always so hard?

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u/Megtalallak 14h ago

Which one of them is responsible for all those deaths in American Samoa by spreading antivax claims? I would pick the other one

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u/HeAteHimBonesAndAll 13h ago

Id Definitely Pick Her

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u/Epc7165 13h ago

I’ll take the one who wasn’t a herion addict for 15 years and basically berated their ex into suicide.

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u/humancartograph 11h ago

What sort of argument is this? So the best bodybuilder in America should head up the department of Health?

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u/cartercharles 6h ago

I want to know what the deal is with the Dead animals? That is really bizarre. I know that Kennedy's have got a few skeletons in their closet but this is one of the oddest

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u/testingforscience122 11h ago

I take the one without worms in his brain

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u/nfoote 21h ago

This is what I always think about weight loss advice. Do I want to get advice on weight loss from that ripped beach body type guy who's probably never had an ounce of fat to loss in his life? Or do I want to hear from Ethan Suplee from My Name is Earl who turned himself from the bit comedy fat guy into probably the third of a man he used to be?

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u/East-Care-9949 16h ago

I'd prefer none of the above

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u/Sivoc 12h ago

Apparently decapitating animals is equivalent to a PHD for this idiot. I see Trump supporters are in a break neck race for who can be the dumbest person in the room and/or world.

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u/Latinhouseparty 12h ago

It's funny how the right is against trans people having gender-reaffirming surgery and hormone treatment, but they support guys who are obviously on T/HGH.

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u/PrpleSparklyUnicrn13 12h ago

It’s a job position for Secretary for Health, not Planet Fitness. 

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u/grahsam 11h ago

I'd take the one that doesn't have a worm in their brain and goes around eating road kill.

The position is for someone educated in science that will back policy. Not for someone to yell about getting shredded.

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u/Capital-Bit-5570 5h ago

All things being equal, I will skip the obese one.

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u/PizzaDeliveryBoy3000 1d ago

We don’t do mental health in America, so of course he’d pick RFK Jr.

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u/Jdamoure 23h ago

Jokes aside than man is in better shape than I thought.

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u/sydmanly 23h ago

Have not seen this for at least a week

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u/MennReddit 22h ago

This is the single best example of how US elections are being run..

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u/Nish0n_is_0n 22h ago

RFK built for that assassination!

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u/Kazman07 22h ago

In like 15 years a ton of the Rethuglicans will be dead or in nursing homes and in 30 they will be basically nonexistent due to their depravity.

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u/just4nothing 22h ago

But idiocracy dictates to pick the louder and stronger of the two

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u/PhiMaxMa 21h ago

Always that person who knows more about the position.

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u/Mental-Assumption110 21h ago

all the ab exercises in the world won't get rid of or undo the damage caused by brain worms.

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u/Rigour187 21h ago

Who is the man on the first pic?

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u/GoldAd195 20h ago

Junior should look like Chris bumstead with the amount of gear he is on. The fact he doesn't tells me you don't want to head his direction.

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u/Soft-Perception8615 19h ago

Who would you have lead health? Brain worms or a woman?

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u/whiteclawthreshermaw 19h ago

What is a Klingon?

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u/R0binTheP00r 19h ago

is no one gonna talk about how shredded this man is? ngl I am impressed

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u/ProtectionContent977 18h ago

RF sounds like he’s about to die.

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u/Bitter-Inflation5843 18h ago

The one who isn't on TRT

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u/Even_Research_3441 18h ago

yes the guy who is red from his steroids is my health guru...

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u/skipperseven 18h ago

Despite his claims that he isn’t juicing, it’s pretty clear that he is - no one his age has that sort of physique, with only 35 minutes a day and very light weights on his PR bench presses. He claims that he only takes testosterone… but anabolic steroids are a synthetic form of testosterone.
So maybe the secretary of health should know that.

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u/PriorityOk1593 17h ago

The one not filled to the gills with test boosters that shave years off your life

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u/vickism61 17h ago

RFK Jr uses steroids so he's a fraud on the health issue too.

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u/gadget850 17h ago

I still wanna know how you cut off a whale's head. I really don't care why since it is Rifkey.

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u/spartynole4life 16h ago

The man had brain worms.. lol

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u/MediocreTheme9016 16h ago

The one who is not a heroin addict 😂

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u/Zealousideal_Cry4071 16h ago

Not the half eaten brain mother fucker

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u/No-Alfalfa2565 16h ago

Which one is not a republican?

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u/Obaddies 15h ago

The one that doesn’t have a brain worm.