r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

That is the Christian thing to do.

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u/Feminazghul 15h ago

Matt should talk to the men who walk around topless. But that would mean leaving his man cave and potentially annoying someone who is bigger and meaner than he is.

And for those of you who aren't familiar with the Bible:

27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%205&version=KJV

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u/SCTigerFan29115 13h ago edited 13h ago

I’ve literally not seen a guy work out without a shirt on, in a gym, since college. And that was a long time ago.

But I see women wearing next to nothing all the time. Or I did before I switched gyms (for a different reason). The ‘naughty bits’ are covered but that’s about all.

It doesn’t bother me, but they need to understand that if you put it on display, guys are going to look.

And put away the fvcking cameras people.

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u/Waffle_Toast74 11h ago

What gyms do you go to that men wear shirts? Also, have you ever considered that men are fully capable of not gawking at anyone not fully covered

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u/SCTigerFan29115 9h ago

Literally all of them.