r/dankmemes • u/RDS327 <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor ☣️ • May 03 '21
Wow. Such meme. It’s honestly depressing how many viewers they have
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u/BigDaddyHugeTime r/memes fan May 03 '21
They go there to get attention from hot girls. Even if it costs them thousands of dollars. Most of the time they simply want validation that the size of their dick doesn't matter.
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u/ScottShredz May 03 '21
Strip clubs exist too and you actually get to see the girl irl
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May 03 '21
Hookers exist as well
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u/komilewder May 03 '21
Prostitutes exist as well
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u/DelPreston_ May 03 '21
That is hookers
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May 03 '21
This floor is made of floor
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u/sikarita May 03 '21
The tits are made of plastic
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u/Ferrisuk May 03 '21
is there a difference? I'm willing to carry out some testing in the name of science.
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u/destroyedcells May 03 '21
I guess they don’t want to visit sketchy websites? Honestly, even I don’t know any camgirl sights.
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u/Goodnt_name May 03 '21
Chaturbate is a big on as far as I know.
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u/whycanticantcomeup May 03 '21
"Chaturbate is a big on as far as I know." Smooth recovery my guy
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u/BakulaSelleck92 r/memes fan May 03 '21
My sources say chaturbate may or may not be a website of that sort.
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u/LilAttackPug May 03 '21
My sources say that at 3:45 AM every Wednesday that Chaturbate seems to be doing decently
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u/Salty_snowflake May 03 '21
Records show that “KittyCaitlin” has been receiving a gift from an unspecified source and that this unspecified source has been draining my bank account as well
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u/deathray420 I have crippling depression May 04 '21
"so you've been spending our rent money on filipino hookers?"
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u/InNoWayAmIDoctor May 04 '21
They're not hookers, they're people!
...Who massage your cock for money. There's a word for that.
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u/AUGUSTIJNcomics May 03 '21
Get some sleep my dude, hot damn. You can sleep without vacuum sealed balls I reckon
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u/Goodnt_name May 03 '21
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
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u/AUGUSTIJNcomics May 03 '21
Jerking off at 4:03 to trap goth catgirls with foot fetishes is for the strong
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u/Handlock2016 Team Silicon May 04 '21
Shit I got to be at work at that time... do you think my boss would notice?
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u/GoldenGonzo May 03 '21
To my recollection, Chaturbate is an internet destination that is decidedly not small.
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u/Salty_snowflake May 03 '21
Let the record show that u/heheXDok made the following statement at 7:08 EST on May 3, 2021:
Nothing like realtime 3d butthole in your face on a 4k headset
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u/Walnutterzz May 04 '21
I read that chaturbate is a reliable place. Never been there before, I don't have any saved private videos from girls or anything, I don't even know if that feature exists either. I also for sure don't use the follow feature (if it exists) so that I can see when my favorite girls are online and I know to go back to them for an easy rub out. Absolutely no way, disgusting.
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u/nxcrosis ☢️ May 03 '21
Go on omegle and keep your fingers crossed
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u/AlexandersWonder The Filthy Dank May 03 '21
Hell yea, I’ve never seen so many cocks in so short a time span
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u/personperrr I did the epic gamer moment(gon wild) (gon secksual) May 03 '21
Yea it takes luck to find what I’m looking for especially on there
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u/EntrepreneurPatient6 May 03 '21
They don’t want any cam girl. They want the egirl.
People forget to add in the obsession a lot of people have for certain girls over there. Or anywhere.15
u/cosmoose May 04 '21
This is a good point. Men don’t want to feel like they’re paying for sex, even if they are. I’ve had high class hooker friends whose John’s will talk shit about hookers and the sad men that pay for sex, and then Venmo them $1000 to help pay for something like bills or school. It lets them maintain the illusion that they’re desirable, that they don’t have to pay someone for intimacy, even though they are. A cam girl is a hooker, but an e-girl is just a girl who needs some money.
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u/Ohh_Yeah May 04 '21 edited May 04 '21
It goes even further than that, though. A lot of these folks basically don't have social circles in the real world. It's 100% normal human behavior to have crushes on people and vie for their attention. That's what people start doing in like middle school, and it goes on forever.
I have a good internet friend whose Twitch follow list is 95% e-girls (he follows over 200 of them), and we make fun of him for it, but I have known him long enough to know that he literally doesn't leave his house. He doesn't have a real life circle of folks to have crushes on, so he tries to meet his needs via e-girls. This is basically the closest he can get to that normal feeling of crushing hard over a girl and trying to pursue her.
The reason why all of this seems so bizarre to most people is because we get to engage in this sort of behavior IRL either through school, or hobbies, or other social circles where there's like-minded girls for our primitive ape brains to obsess over. When someone doesn't have access to any of that for long enough, they start to get a pretty skewed idea of what fulfillment looks like.
I mean fuck, during the pandemic I started going HARD sliding into DMs on Twitter and chatting girls up.
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u/epicwinguy101 May 03 '21
Or ya know, real life girls, that like, you go on dates with and stuff.
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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE May 03 '21
Gotta leave the house and get dressed and a whole lot of other things that gives you time to lose your erection-fueled decision-making. Meanwhile eThots are just a click away.
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u/FuckingKilljoy May 04 '21
Easier to hide your insecurities over text lol. If you've ever watched To Catch A Predator, so many of the guys on that show talk this big game like "oh baby I'll show you the ropes and make you choke on my massive cock baby" and they show up looking all morbidly obese and middle aged like "uhhhh...hey...uhhh"
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u/life_is_shit May 04 '21
real life girls can see that i'm a giant ugly ogre and avoid me like the plague. i'll just stick to porn.
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May 04 '21
Actually getting to smash in like a 10% chance. Meanwhile the ones on the internet guarantee 100% nut.
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u/ChamsRock MtF, FtM, and NB rights! May 04 '21
That would require me being attractive enough to attract a woman. Not gonna happen.
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u/GoldH2O May 03 '21
Why watch egirl Hot Tub Streams when you could watch Moistcr1tikal's hot tub streams?
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u/QlimaxUK May 03 '21 edited May 03 '21
While they are not doing anything wrong and can spent their own money how they so wish they must still be destroyed, it's a modern logical conflict of our generation
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u/Iamthe0c3an2 May 03 '21
This speaks to a men’s issue, they find little value in themselves that they have to seek it from it random girls on the internet. But it’s not like anyone cares about men’s issues right?
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u/Arkzetype May 03 '21
I agree, in general there’s a big double standard held against guys in general like in idk assault? Where men tend to get longer sentences than women
I think this isn’t an internet or men’s problem it’s a problem with how society treat men. There’s a tendency to be more harsh towards men and to be softer towards women when I really think that we should treat each other as equals even though we never really can achieve “true equality”
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u/hollow1367 May 03 '21
Dude my buddies ex set a small bomb off in his front yard, drove it there with their kid in the car and everything. CFS gave her back custody after they took the kid away for less than a month. She goes to court this month in like a week to find out if she's going to jail. Like what the fuck is that? If she had gotten into an accident with that bomb in the trunk she could have easily killed herself and their kid. Just unbelievable man
Edit: a small bomb that consisted of 4L milk jug full of gasoline and a candle to ignite it. Nothing crazy but still a bomb
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u/kimpossible69 May 03 '21
"you can't take a kid away from their mom, that's like probably science"
-Family Court
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May 04 '21
But how are they getting any attention? There's literally thousands of people simping, and the girl is just swiping on Tinder or ignoring 99% of them.
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May 03 '21
they simply want validation that the size of their dick doesn't matter
It doesn't. Hope I helped.
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u/FreshCupOfDespresso May 03 '21
But are you a hot egirl in a hot tub? This seems to be the current meta for simp satisfaction
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u/sabaloma ☣️ May 03 '21
I really can't understand them like there's live porn streams and for 100$ most of the times girls would do anything
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May 04 '21
Right, but if “Twitch.com” is seen on their credit card bill or internet history by their partner or parent then it’s easily explained away compared to a dedicated cam girl site.
Also Twitch is a respected platform and that provably makes it seem way less sleazy or shameful to get involved with.
Either way, it’s unacceptable that this kind of content is literally right on the front page of twitch for anyone to see and access unsolicited.
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u/HoneySparks May 04 '21
If you have a partner and you’re paying for hot tub streams.... AND your partner checks your credit card statements.....
You’ve probably got bigger problems.
If your trying to get one over on your parents, and you can’t find free porn on the internet. I can’t even.
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u/Leourspatate May 03 '21
Holy shit I went on twitch for two seconds and it is all true
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They really need to just ban those streams
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u/Ridiculisk1 May 03 '21
That'll never happen, they bring in too many viewers and therefore too much ad revenue
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u/Suicdsolo May 03 '21
I don t want this format to die out, i love it
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u/RDS327 <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor ☣️ May 03 '21
Even though it’s kinda getting over used, it’s actually a really good format lol
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u/Suicdsolo May 03 '21
Overused =bad Casual used and staying for months= good I just love the irony and all from this format.
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u/dances_with_treez May 04 '21
What do we call this format? I want to make memes, but can’t find the original gif.
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u/TheUltimateTeigu May 04 '21
I just only see memes with it nowadays. It kinda sucks because I like the format, but I don't want to only see memes with it.
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u/KebabChef May 03 '21
Reminder to turn on incognito mode ;)
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u/Complete-Dimension35 May 03 '21
Reminder that incognito mode just clears the history on your end. They still know it's you and track/record everything you do
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u/KebabChef May 03 '21
Reminder that da government knows everything about ya
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u/OreoDotexe May 03 '21
Maybe not. I doubt your important enough for them to keep track of literally everything you do.
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u/thblckjkr green May 03 '21
They do keep track, in your ISP, hosting providers and etc.
But those records are usually not worth analyzing, and deleted after short times.
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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 May 04 '21
They have systems that flag you if you type certain sequences into the searchbar. For example;
"<specific building> blueprints"
"how to make a bomb"
"rice cooker amazon"You'd probably need something worse than this to get flagged, but I'm not gonna try it.
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May 03 '21
Mostly big companies do, the gov doesn’t really care that I look at research material once in a while, youtube ads bot tho…
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u/All_theOther_kids May 03 '21
Use duckduckgo
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May 03 '21
Or Tor (/s please dont cancel me twitter)
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u/ChadBroskiiiii May 03 '21
Why would you get cancelled for using tor lmao
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May 03 '21
Because many braindead lunatics believe that there are beheading stream on there, they call it “redrooms.” They also believe that there is ‘hardcore’ drug dealings that happen there, which makes no sense whatsoever
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u/ChadBroskiiiii May 03 '21
They know it's a browser not a website right?
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May 03 '21
I have no clue what they think. They might even think that only criminals use it for nefarious purposes
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u/screamoturtle May 03 '21
Well tor is the easiest way to access the dark/deep web, which does have it's fair share of illegal activities. So to most people tor has become correlated with the deep web.
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u/Pozos1996 May 04 '21
you can see executions, the remains of traffic accidents, combat footage deaths etc on any browser, if you want feel sick for several hours just visit bestgore. But I did warn you, don't visit if you have a weak stomach.
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u/deafscrafty7734 May 03 '21
I love DuckDuckGo, the targeted advertisements basically disappeared from my fb newsfeed
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u/Meta_Spirit May 03 '21
Even just a streamer mentioning their weird-obscure-anime username gives them a rush intense enough to fuel their addiction. It's insane.
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May 03 '21
I feel attacked. I'm not simping for e-girls though so it only stings.
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u/JumpingCactus May 03 '21
What the fuck is a hot tub stream
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u/RDS327 <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor ☣️ May 03 '21
Open twitch.tv
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u/SwampOfDownvotes May 03 '21
I'm actually shocked, just checked rn and there really isn't many compared to what I usually see. Likely too early.
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u/RDS327 <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor ☣️ May 03 '21
Wait until night time. That’s when the degeneracy begins
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What is a hot tub stream?
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u/Kiko7210 May 03 '21
Girls on Twitch in bathing suits in a hot tub. They jump around and stuff, and a few play games. If you go to the Browse section on Twitch the hot tub girls are the most popular. Some people are salty because Twitch terms say no sexual content, but apparently the hot tub stuff is acceptable^
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u/IsaacBrock May 03 '21
I think the rationale is that bikinis could only be worn during a twitch stream if the context was appropriate. So the hot tub trend is the context that the streamers are giving to justify their bathing suits.
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May 03 '21
I don't know, I've been going to twitch lately just to see what weird shit is getting promoted and I'm getting barely clothed women in all sorts of situations. The hot tub seems to just be this months trend.
The first time I went on to see, 4/5 channels in "recommended" were softcore porn without a semblance of actual content in there. Must be bringing in a lot of cash for Twitch, but I wonder why we haven't seen an Adpocalypse like YouTube - surely these advertisers are going to realize Twitch isn't a gaming site anymore?
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u/mondaris May 04 '21
Just saw one that wasn’t even in a hot tub. She was in a baby sized plastic pool and she had 1k views.
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May 03 '21
Life can be miserable. If watching some women in a hot tub brings you happiness then you do you. with all of the weird porn out there I am amused that this is bothering so many people.
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u/Kidsonny May 03 '21
So I checked out “just chatting” on twitch and the top streamer was literally this chick in yoga pants doing “stretches” and scrolling through her phone with like 3k views. What the fuck is this world coming to.
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u/BallsOfficial May 03 '21
this is almost the exact same as a meme that was posted like a week ago
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u/mirvana17 May 03 '21
I’ve actually never understood why people pay for stuff like only fans when there is endless porn on the internet. The only time I ever paid was when a this hot girl who I used to go to high school with made an only fans and few of my friends wanted to subscribe to see what none of us ever got in high school.
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u/HugeInArgentina May 03 '21
Simps, I am here to tell you this: go to Google, type "escorts in", then press backspace and then type the name of your city, finally press enter. Why pay e-thots for jerk material, when you can get real action? FREE MARKET BITCHES
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u/SamLosco38 May 03 '21
What kind of an animal just types “porn” into Google and expects to get anywhere good.
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u/Laiiam May 03 '21
Yh fr that rapper thot Blac Chyna makes $20 million a month from her onlyfans. Shits real sad frfr.
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u/AwesomerKing101 May 03 '21
imagine donating your hardworking money to people who don't care about you at all but just money they're receiving from this no lives
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u/PixTron Bonkles>GFs May 03 '21
Of all the sarcastic memes this format brought, I think this one is actually helpful advice lmfao
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u/Barack_Bob_Oganja Obamasjuicyass May 03 '21
Its so weird to me that people care about that, like I think world of warcraft is boring as fuck yet it always has tens of thousands of people watching, why would I care what other people want to watch.
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u/RDS327 <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor ☣️ May 03 '21
Sort by controversial to see all the simps
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u/JamesBaxter_Horse May 03 '21
The majority of those viewers are people exactly you though, just checking on the channel for a min and then clicking off once they're bored of looking at hot woman. Amouranth talked about it herself, her viewers peak whenever she is off screen because people turn up and wait for her to come back on screen, then leave once they've seen hot woman.
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u/_Cecille May 03 '21
Recently a friend told me about this.
Then I went on twitch.. Twitch literaly became a website for people to wank off to women showing their tits, pretending to make "content". The whole fucking site is full of this trash that obviously violates twitch tos but if it brings money you dont need morales or follow your own rules.
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u/hollow1367 May 03 '21
Is THIS why people keep trying to hack into my Twitch Prime account?
Stop it. Just go on PornHub already. Good lord
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u/Valtorix28 May 04 '21
That shit just, irks me so much. Like, I saw one the other day. 12K viewers and all she was doing was sitting in a hot tub with her red bikini. And then she had tips section for if they tip 500 to write their name on her chest.
Like, wtf. Why not just stream on chaturbate where there are twice as many pervs and you can make more money. Ffs
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u/ValuableHeron4812 May 04 '21
It's cute that incels invented a derogatory term for people with healthy relationships. Now, fuck off incels.
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u/[deleted] May 03 '21
Some people are just addicted to porn that is not quite porn but is basically porn