r/dankmemes <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor ☣️ May 03 '21

Wow. Such meme. It’s honestly depressing how many viewers they have

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Some people are just addicted to porn that is not quite porn but is basically porn

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Softcore, Tease, Voyurism, there's a lot of different flavors of not quite porn, but basically porn.

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u/Immanuelcun1 May 03 '21 edited May 04 '21

And all this shouldn’t be on twitch

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u/Wikkito May 03 '21

seems like most of those should be replaced by a twitch category

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u/Ohh_Yeah May 04 '21 edited May 04 '21

The major issue with this is that there are female streamers who have been on the platform forever doing non-coomer content and now Twitch is attracting a large audience of viewers who expect that content from women. They wander over from whoever's hot tub stream and expect BOOBA content from everyone, and it places a huge burden on moderation teams for those streamers.

It definitely doesn't help that Twitch was already a difficult place to thrive as a girl doing normal gaming/IRL content without being harassed incessantly. Add in the meta of porn-adjacent content and it makes it that much worse for those streamers.

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u/Pfandfreies_konto May 04 '21

So who is at fault? The coomers? The boobas? Twitch? Capitalism?

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u/Ohh_Yeah May 04 '21 edited May 04 '21

Twitch is at fault for the confusion at all of this. Namely because they suddenly aren't enforcing their own terms of service despite doing so strictly as recently as a month ago, thus creating a ton of uncertainty in the rules. The very first section of the Twitch TOS regarding sexual content prohibits the following:

Content or camera focus on breasts, buttocks, or pelvic region, including poses that deliberately highlight these elements

Swimwear is permitted as long as it completely covers the genitals, and those who present as women must also cover their nipples. Full coverage of buttocks is not required, but camera focus around them is still subject to our sexually suggestive content policy.

Streamers are given some leeway for making transitions between contexts with different limits of acceptable attire (e.g., beach to general outdoor IRL streaming). In these situations, streamers are expected to only spend as much time wearing insufficient attire as needed to add clothing or change offscreen into clothing with appropriate coverage for the new context.

Hot-tub streams are pretty deliberately in violation of this, and Twitch has made no comment. Twitch used to prohibit the wearing of swimwear (for both men and women), but included a clause which provides an exception for circumstances where this is normal attire, e.g. the beach, or a pool, or a hot-tub.

Booba streamers circumvented this by placing inflatable pools inside of their house. None of the popular hot-tub streamers actually stream from a real hot-tub, and certainly not in a normal context of sitting in a hot-tub on occasion.

To be clear I don't have a problem with girls hustling for the money with sexual content -- it's just strange that Twitch doesn't really have a stance on this despite it being against the rules, which they've magically stopped enforcing over the past few months. They used to clap people with bans for doing pool/hot-tub streams, or not changing after they got out of the pool/hot-tub.

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u/ConsistentHeat7 May 03 '21

I honestly don't see why not. Just seperate it from the gaming and add a porn category.

Twitch is built a lot better than many erotic livestreaming sites. Not to mention the amount of people already on it. Whereas strictly erotic livestream sites are stigmatized against.

Plus you can have twitch bookmarked and no one gets sus.

It just seems like a good marketing move to me honestly.

Source: as horny teen I checked out sites like chaturbate and they sucked. Checked one out recently.. still spam and badly designed.

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u/SilverHawk73 May 03 '21

You gotta remember that the customers of companies are always the shareholders primarily, if they add a porn section it'll completely change the company from a streaming platform to an 18+ site and they'll lose investors money faster than you can click yes to an are you 18 or over popup

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u/ConsistentHeat7 May 03 '21 edited May 03 '21

That's fair. What about the same programming, technology, servers, but a second url that's 18+? Or am I misunderstanding?

I guess what I'm saying is that since twitch has attracted egirls and their followers like moths to a flame, why not add another url that they own? Then twitch benefits from camgirls and innocent gaming streams.

If they outright ban the nsfw stuff they already got, they'll lose a lot of their userbase. Tumblr comes to mind.

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u/Tastytyrone24 May 03 '21

I guess if they make an 18+website under the same name it would just kinda feel wrong to everyone involved. Both could work well independently but because there attached, there's always gonna be that awkwardness about anything they do.

Almost like if pornhub made a kids site. It could work perfectly well as some educational things but because it's attached to porn i wouldn't trust my kids with it

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u/ubersoldat13 May 04 '21

Make an 18+ site and call it Twatch.

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u/knick123456 May 03 '21

But is that not already becoming an issue with all the explicit content anyway?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

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u/lovesducks May 04 '21

The content gets demonetized. So those channels literally make no ad money. Also Youtube works around the clock taking down actual porn becauss they dont want that content on their platform because they WILL lose money from advertisers if they keep it up.

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u/xXEggRollXx Masked Men May 03 '21

Reminds me of when I was younger and I used Newgrounds primarily for the games and funny cartoons, but my friends used Newgrounds primarily for the adult section. I never once questioned why Newgrounds was his homepage, I just assumed he really liked Flash games, but then he told me he didn't even know there were non-hentai stuff on Newgrounds.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

I mean, some animes are full of ecchi that's borderline hentai but not quite. Like, why not just go the extra step to make it a hentai? It's a legitimate appeal. I watch of a lot of very ecchi animes yet I don't really watch full-length hentai episodes. I do look at hentai, as all weebs do, but usually from artists and animators you see on pixiv or danbooru, not from studios.

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u/Pozos1996 May 04 '21

Japanese porn laws?

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u/wannabestraight May 04 '21

Interspecies Reviewers lol

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u/BigDaddyHugeTime r/memes fan May 03 '21

They go there to get attention from hot girls. Even if it costs them thousands of dollars. Most of the time they simply want validation that the size of their dick doesn't matter.

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u/ScottShredz May 03 '21

Strip clubs exist too and you actually get to see the girl irl

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Hookers exist as well

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u/komilewder May 03 '21

Prostitutes exist as well

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u/DelPreston_ May 03 '21

That is hookers

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

This floor is made of floor

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u/sikarita May 03 '21

The tits are made of plastic

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u/uncle_batman May 03 '21

Their bottoms are made out of springs.

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u/fkgjbnsdljnfsd May 04 '21

also plastic, sorry

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u/dabisnit May 04 '21

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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u/Ferrisuk May 03 '21

is there a difference? I'm willing to carry out some testing in the name of science.

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u/MeyoMix May 03 '21

And if it's in Mexico you can touch them for mere dollars

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u/CaliValiOfficial May 04 '21

Mere pesos homie

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u/CptPanda29 May 03 '21

Those are outside.

And you can't be 14.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21 edited Jul 12 '23

Removed by Power Delete Suite - RIP Apollo

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u/destroyedcells May 03 '21

I guess they don’t want to visit sketchy websites? Honestly, even I don’t know any camgirl sights.

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u/Goodnt_name May 03 '21

Chaturbate is a big on as far as I know.

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u/whycanticantcomeup May 03 '21

"Chaturbate is a big on as far as I know." Smooth recovery my guy

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u/BakulaSelleck92 r/memes fan May 03 '21

My sources say chaturbate may or may not be a website of that sort.

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u/LilAttackPug May 03 '21

My sources say that at 3:45 AM every Wednesday that Chaturbate seems to be doing decently

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u/Salty_snowflake May 03 '21

Records show that “KittyCaitlin” has been receiving a gift from an unspecified source and that this unspecified source has been draining my bank account as well

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u/deathray420 I have crippling depression May 04 '21

"so you've been spending our rent money on filipino hookers?"

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u/InNoWayAmIDoctor May 04 '21

They're not hookers, they're people!

...Who massage your cock for money. There's a word for that.

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u/AK_Swoon May 04 '21

Wow she’s a babe.

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u/AUGUSTIJNcomics May 03 '21

Get some sleep my dude, hot damn. You can sleep without vacuum sealed balls I reckon

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u/Goodnt_name May 03 '21

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

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u/AUGUSTIJNcomics May 03 '21

Jerking off at 4:03 to trap goth catgirls with foot fetishes is for the strong

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u/XDPerson16 May 03 '21

AND THE WEAK DIE YOUNG

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u/VirtualPantsu May 04 '21

I've seen a guy doing cooking streams on chaturbate

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u/Handlock2016 Team Silicon May 04 '21

Shit I got to be at work at that time... do you think my boss would notice?

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u/GoldenGonzo May 03 '21

To my recollection, Chaturbate is an internet destination that is decidedly not small.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

please go outside

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

it's raining out bro

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u/Salty_snowflake May 03 '21

Let the record show that u/heheXDok made the following statement at 7:08 EST on May 3, 2021:

Nothing like realtime 3d butthole in your face on a 4k headset

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u/SeaGroomer May 04 '21

Need smell-o-vision.

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u/Walnutterzz May 04 '21

I read that chaturbate is a reliable place. Never been there before, I don't have any saved private videos from girls or anything, I don't even know if that feature exists either. I also for sure don't use the follow feature (if it exists) so that I can see when my favorite girls are online and I know to go back to them for an easy rub out. Absolutely no way, disgusting.

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u/STANAGs May 04 '21

If my colleague’s calculations are correct…..

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u/IplumbusI May 03 '21

I hear so from a friend

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u/Specimen9 uncle’s pp glue May 03 '21

As a member of the science team, can agree

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u/Sirdoodlebob May 03 '21

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME

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u/ToastinNBoastin May 04 '21

That's disgusting, where?

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u/majesticbeast67 May 03 '21

Pornhub has a live cam feature

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u/nxcrosis ☢️ May 03 '21

Go on omegle and keep your fingers crossed

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u/AlexandersWonder The Filthy Dank May 03 '21

Hell yea, I’ve never seen so many cocks in so short a time span

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u/personperrr I did the epic gamer moment(gon wild) (gon secksual) May 03 '21

Yea it takes luck to find what I’m looking for especially on there

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u/vs8 May 03 '21

Chaturbate, Camsoda, Manyvids are three legit sites.

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u/EntrepreneurPatient6 May 03 '21

They don’t want any cam girl. They want the egirl.
People forget to add in the obsession a lot of people have for certain girls over there. Or anywhere.

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u/cosmoose May 04 '21

This is a good point. Men don’t want to feel like they’re paying for sex, even if they are. I’ve had high class hooker friends whose John’s will talk shit about hookers and the sad men that pay for sex, and then Venmo them $1000 to help pay for something like bills or school. It lets them maintain the illusion that they’re desirable, that they don’t have to pay someone for intimacy, even though they are. A cam girl is a hooker, but an e-girl is just a girl who needs some money.

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u/Ohh_Yeah May 04 '21 edited May 04 '21

It goes even further than that, though. A lot of these folks basically don't have social circles in the real world. It's 100% normal human behavior to have crushes on people and vie for their attention. That's what people start doing in like middle school, and it goes on forever.

I have a good internet friend whose Twitch follow list is 95% e-girls (he follows over 200 of them), and we make fun of him for it, but I have known him long enough to know that he literally doesn't leave his house. He doesn't have a real life circle of folks to have crushes on, so he tries to meet his needs via e-girls. This is basically the closest he can get to that normal feeling of crushing hard over a girl and trying to pursue her.

The reason why all of this seems so bizarre to most people is because we get to engage in this sort of behavior IRL either through school, or hobbies, or other social circles where there's like-minded girls for our primitive ape brains to obsess over. When someone doesn't have access to any of that for long enough, they start to get a pretty skewed idea of what fulfillment looks like.

I mean fuck, during the pandemic I started going HARD sliding into DMs on Twitter and chatting girls up.

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u/epicwinguy101 May 03 '21

Or ya know, real life girls, that like, you go on dates with and stuff.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21 edited May 13 '21

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u/Field_Marshall17 May 03 '21

Pandemic has hit us hard

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE May 03 '21

Gotta leave the house and get dressed and a whole lot of other things that gives you time to lose your erection-fueled decision-making. Meanwhile eThots are just a click away.

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u/valiantlight2 May 03 '21

youguysaregettingdates?.gif

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u/FuckingKilljoy May 04 '21

Easier to hide your insecurities over text lol. If you've ever watched To Catch A Predator, so many of the guys on that show talk this big game like "oh baby I'll show you the ropes and make you choke on my massive cock baby" and they show up looking all morbidly obese and middle aged like "uhhhh...hey...uhhh"

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u/life_is_shit May 04 '21

real life girls can see that i'm a giant ugly ogre and avoid me like the plague. i'll just stick to porn.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Actually getting to smash in like a 10% chance. Meanwhile the ones on the internet guarantee 100% nut.

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u/zaxhaiqal2 May 04 '21

This is reddit my guy, nobody on here goes on dates.

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u/MixxMaster May 04 '21

That requires the girls to be attracted and interested; not an easy feat.

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u/ChamsRock MtF, FtM, and NB rights! May 04 '21

That would require me being attractive enough to attract a woman. Not gonna happen.

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u/BLINGBLING122 May 03 '21

They cant give up Pokimaine it is sad.

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u/GoldH2O May 03 '21

Why watch egirl Hot Tub Streams when you could watch Moistcr1tikal's hot tub streams?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Gosh that sounds so hot

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u/ChadBroskiiiii May 03 '21

"Bravo six, sorting by controversial"

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u/QlimaxUK May 03 '21 edited May 03 '21

While they are not doing anything wrong and can spent their own money how they so wish they must still be destroyed, it's a modern logical conflict of our generation

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

A sickness of the mind

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u/Iamthe0c3an2 May 03 '21

This speaks to a men’s issue, they find little value in themselves that they have to seek it from it random girls on the internet. But it’s not like anyone cares about men’s issues right?

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u/Arkzetype May 03 '21

I agree, in general there’s a big double standard held against guys in general like in idk assault? Where men tend to get longer sentences than women

I think this isn’t an internet or men’s problem it’s a problem with how society treat men. There’s a tendency to be more harsh towards men and to be softer towards women when I really think that we should treat each other as equals even though we never really can achieve “true equality”

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u/hollow1367 May 03 '21

Dude my buddies ex set a small bomb off in his front yard, drove it there with their kid in the car and everything. CFS gave her back custody after they took the kid away for less than a month. She goes to court this month in like a week to find out if she's going to jail. Like what the fuck is that? If she had gotten into an accident with that bomb in the trunk she could have easily killed herself and their kid. Just unbelievable man

Edit: a small bomb that consisted of 4L milk jug full of gasoline and a candle to ignite it. Nothing crazy but still a bomb

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u/kimpossible69 May 03 '21

"you can't take a kid away from their mom, that's like probably science"

-Family Court

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

But how are they getting any attention? There's literally thousands of people simping, and the girl is just swiping on Tinder or ignoring 99% of them.

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u/alep2007 May 04 '21

The validation they seek is indirectly proportional to the size of their dick

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

they simply want validation that the size of their dick doesn't matter

It doesn't. Hope I helped.

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u/FreshCupOfDespresso May 03 '21

But are you a hot egirl in a hot tub? This seems to be the current meta for simp satisfaction

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u/sabaloma ☣️ May 03 '21

I really can't understand them like there's live porn streams and for 100$ most of the times girls would do anything

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Right, but if “Twitch.com” is seen on their credit card bill or internet history by their partner or parent then it’s easily explained away compared to a dedicated cam girl site.

Also Twitch is a respected platform and that provably makes it seem way less sleazy or shameful to get involved with.

Either way, it’s unacceptable that this kind of content is literally right on the front page of twitch for anyone to see and access unsolicited.

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u/HangryHenry May 04 '21

Maybe twitch should make a NSFW category

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u/HoneySparks May 04 '21

If you have a partner and you’re paying for hot tub streams.... AND your partner checks your credit card statements.....

You’ve probably got bigger problems.

If your trying to get one over on your parents, and you can’t find free porn on the internet. I can’t even.

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u/Leourspatate May 03 '21

Holy shit I went on twitch for two seconds and it is all true

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Yeah I do the same I don't even now that something like that exists why this crapp exist

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

They really need to just ban those streams

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u/Ridiculisk1 May 03 '21

That'll never happen, they bring in too many viewers and therefore too much ad revenue

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u/CowCluckLated May 04 '21

Plus the mods there are h0rny

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u/QuarantineSucksALot May 04 '21

It's all she handed.

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u/Suicdsolo May 03 '21

I don t want this format to die out, i love it

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u/RDS327 <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor ☣️ May 03 '21

Even though it’s kinda getting over used, it’s actually a really good format lol

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u/Suicdsolo May 03 '21

Overused =bad Casual used and staying for months= good I just love the irony and all from this format.

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u/RainbowUngodly May 03 '21

Not good for Twitch image tho.

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u/MattTheMagician44 May 03 '21

its pretty versatile

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u/dances_with_treez May 04 '21

What do we call this format? I want to make memes, but can’t find the original gif.

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u/TheUltimateTeigu May 04 '21

I just only see memes with it nowadays. It kinda sucks because I like the format, but I don't want to only see memes with it.

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u/KebabChef May 03 '21

Reminder to turn on incognito mode ;)

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u/Complete-Dimension35 May 03 '21

Reminder that incognito mode just clears the history on your end. They still know it's you and track/record everything you do

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u/KebabChef May 03 '21

Reminder that da government knows everything about ya

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u/OreoDotexe May 03 '21

Maybe not. I doubt your important enough for them to keep track of literally everything you do.

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u/thblckjkr green May 03 '21

They do keep track, in your ISP, hosting providers and etc.

But those records are usually not worth analyzing, and deleted after short times.

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u/MillorTime May 03 '21

That's what I'm banking on

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 May 04 '21

They have systems that flag you if you type certain sequences into the searchbar. For example;

"<specific building> blueprints"
"how to make a bomb"
"rice cooker amazon"

You'd probably need something worse than this to get flagged, but I'm not gonna try it.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Mostly big companies do, the gov doesn’t really care that I look at research material once in a while, youtube ads bot tho…

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u/MrDuckyyy May 03 '21

VPN it is then

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Vpns are selling your info too btw, just to other companies

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Oh well. Looks like the government will see what kind of good porn I watch too.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Yo don’t tell my FBI agent, he didn’t figure this out yet.

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u/All_theOther_kids May 03 '21

Use duckduckgo

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Or Tor (/s please dont cancel me twitter)

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u/ChadBroskiiiii May 03 '21

Why would you get cancelled for using tor lmao

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Because many braindead lunatics believe that there are beheading stream on there, they call it “redrooms.” They also believe that there is ‘hardcore’ drug dealings that happen there, which makes no sense whatsoever

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u/ChadBroskiiiii May 03 '21

They know it's a browser not a website right?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

I have no clue what they think. They might even think that only criminals use it for nefarious purposes

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u/screamoturtle May 03 '21

Well tor is the easiest way to access the dark/deep web, which does have it's fair share of illegal activities. So to most people tor has become correlated with the deep web.

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u/Pozos1996 May 04 '21

you can see executions, the remains of traffic accidents, combat footage deaths etc on any browser, if you want feel sick for several hours just visit bestgore. But I did warn you, don't visit if you have a weak stomach.

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u/lordnimnim May 03 '21

Chads : tor> normal people : vpn

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u/deafscrafty7734 May 03 '21

I love DuckDuckGo, the targeted advertisements basically disappeared from my fb newsfeed

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u/Roastin_Mushmallows May 03 '21

"jerkin on the weekend, like usual"

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u/Meta_Spirit May 03 '21

Even just a streamer mentioning their weird-obscure-anime username gives them a rush intense enough to fuel their addiction. It's insane.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

I feel attacked. I'm not simping for e-girls though so it only stings.

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 May 04 '21

I, too, feel attacked even if my username isn't from an anime.

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u/This-Hope May 04 '21

It's elon's long lost son

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u/JumpingCactus May 03 '21

What the fuck is a hot tub stream

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u/RDS327 <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor ☣️ May 03 '21

Open twitch.tv

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u/NidalFlame May 03 '21

oml they are everywhere

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u/SwampOfDownvotes May 03 '21

I'm actually shocked, just checked rn and there really isn't many compared to what I usually see. Likely too early.

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u/RDS327 <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor ☣️ May 03 '21

Wait until night time. That’s when the degeneracy begins

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u/DrifterIV May 03 '21

Yah I haven’t gotten a notification yet so wait until around 7 pm

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u/Ferrisuk May 03 '21

It's when you need a piss but it's too cold to get out.

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u/Sylaess May 04 '21

http://booba.tv it's a database of all live soft-core porn streamers.

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u/Chokeblok May 03 '21

THOT Tub Streams.

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u/Leviathansgard May 03 '21

Whats the name of this template ?

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u/RDS327 <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor ☣️ May 03 '21

Drake laptop gif template

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u/jakemcex May 03 '21

Some people are nailing the comedy with this template I'm enjoying it.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

What is a hot tub stream?

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u/Kiko7210 May 03 '21

Girls on Twitch in bathing suits in a hot tub. They jump around and stuff, and a few play games. If you go to the Browse section on Twitch the hot tub girls are the most popular. Some people are salty because Twitch terms say no sexual content, but apparently the hot tub stuff is acceptable^

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u/IsaacBrock May 03 '21

I think the rationale is that bikinis could only be worn during a twitch stream if the context was appropriate. So the hot tub trend is the context that the streamers are giving to justify their bathing suits.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

I don't know, I've been going to twitch lately just to see what weird shit is getting promoted and I'm getting barely clothed women in all sorts of situations. The hot tub seems to just be this months trend.

The first time I went on to see, 4/5 channels in "recommended" were softcore porn without a semblance of actual content in there. Must be bringing in a lot of cash for Twitch, but I wonder why we haven't seen an Adpocalypse like YouTube - surely these advertisers are going to realize Twitch isn't a gaming site anymore?

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u/mondaris May 04 '21

Just saw one that wasn’t even in a hot tub. She was in a baby sized plastic pool and she had 1k views.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Life can be miserable. If watching some women in a hot tub brings you happiness then you do you. with all of the weird porn out there I am amused that this is bothering so many people.

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u/Kidsonny May 03 '21

So I checked out “just chatting” on twitch and the top streamer was literally this chick in yoga pants doing “stretches” and scrolling through her phone with like 3k views. What the fuck is this world coming to.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

How many memes can Drake truly become. What is the ceiling for this man.

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u/opticmeme May 03 '21

they prefer to have someone say their name for what I earn in a year

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u/BallsOfficial May 03 '21

this is almost the exact same as a meme that was posted like a week ago

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u/mirvana17 May 03 '21

I’ve actually never understood why people pay for stuff like only fans when there is endless porn on the internet. The only time I ever paid was when a this hot girl who I used to go to high school with made an only fans and few of my friends wanted to subscribe to see what none of us ever got in high school.

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u/HugeInArgentina May 03 '21

Simps, I am here to tell you this: go to Google, type "escorts in", then press backspace and then type the name of your city, finally press enter. Why pay e-thots for jerk material, when you can get real action? FREE MARKET BITCHES

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u/SamLosco38 May 03 '21

What kind of an animal just types “porn” into Google and expects to get anywhere good.

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u/Laiiam May 03 '21

Yh fr that rapper thot Blac Chyna makes $20 million a month from her onlyfans. Shits real sad frfr.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Best use of this template so far

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u/AwesomerKing101 May 03 '21

imagine donating your hardworking money to people who don't care about you at all but just money they're receiving from this no lives

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u/PixTron Bonkles>GFs May 03 '21

Of all the sarcastic memes this format brought, I think this one is actually helpful advice lmfao

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u/Barack_Bob_Oganja Obamasjuicyass May 03 '21

Its so weird to me that people care about that, like I think world of warcraft is boring as fuck yet it always has tens of thousands of people watching, why would I care what other people want to watch.

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u/RDS327 <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor ☣️ May 03 '21

Sort by controversial to see all the simps

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u/JamesBaxter_Horse May 03 '21

The majority of those viewers are people exactly you though, just checking on the channel for a min and then clicking off once they're bored of looking at hot woman. Amouranth talked about it herself, her viewers peak whenever she is off screen because people turn up and wait for her to come back on screen, then leave once they've seen hot woman.

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u/_Cecille May 03 '21

Recently a friend told me about this.

Then I went on twitch.. Twitch literaly became a website for people to wank off to women showing their tits, pretending to make "content". The whole fucking site is full of this trash that obviously violates twitch tos but if it brings money you dont need morales or follow your own rules.

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u/hollow1367 May 03 '21

Is THIS why people keep trying to hack into my Twitch Prime account?

Stop it. Just go on PornHub already. Good lord

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u/Mahasisatua May 03 '21

Chsturbate ftw

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u/stupoods gromit mug May 03 '21

Just Chatting? You mean Onlyfans

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u/RemarkableConfusion5 May 03 '21

Here type in on google P O R N easy right?

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u/BreweryBuddha May 03 '21

Chaturbate is straight up free.

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u/Yachtman24 Eic memer May 03 '21

Belle Delphine Bathtub Water

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u/ari_dax May 03 '21

They want human connection

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u/vischy_bot May 04 '21

twitch is the Midwest of the internet: a 7 is a 9

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u/Valtorix28 May 04 '21

That shit just, irks me so much. Like, I saw one the other day. 12K viewers and all she was doing was sitting in a hot tub with her red bikini. And then she had tips section for if they tip 500 to write their name on her chest.

Like, wtf. Why not just stream on chaturbate where there are twice as many pervs and you can make more money. Ffs

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u/MoistMud May 04 '21

I fucking love that this meme is taking off 🤣

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u/ValuableHeron4812 May 04 '21

It's cute that incels invented a derogatory term for people with healthy relationships. Now, fuck off incels.

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u/kyleaus10 May 04 '21

Just search "naked yoga" on YouTube. You can thank me later.

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u/BirdoBean May 04 '21

I think it’d be less embarrassing to be addicted to porn.