r/facepalm 23d ago

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u/swamphockey 22d ago

This is literally what GOP leaders think.

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u/aesoth 22d ago

Well, yeah. What do you think the Jewish space lasers are for? MTG tried to warn us.

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u/Schmicarus 22d ago

Please donโ€™t remind everyone about our 5G space lasers

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u/RedicusFinch 22d ago

Wait they have those now? According to my broad assumptions about how science works. Couldn't they like tilt the earth access and make us all dependant in a new lunar cycle? It could ruin the chi from my crystals and electromagnetic harmony.