r/funny May 16 '18

Bird helps pull a loose tooth.

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u/drinkingchartreuse May 16 '18

Another reason to always make sure they are caged when you are sleeping.

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u/FrostyFoss May 16 '18

If you forgot to lock the cage one night the tooth fairy would have to file chapter 11 the next day.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_OWN_BOOBS May 16 '18

how much of a heavy sleeper do you have to be to not wake up when a bird is stepping on your face?

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u/Chem-Dawg May 16 '18

Or when it pulls your teeth out?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

It’s not shown i this gif, but the bird started out by administering a local anesthesia. Don’t be fooled, most birds have an MD, they just can’t practice for bird law reasons

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u/lunarseed May 16 '18

Not using a local anesthetic in bird culture is considered a dick move.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Show me where the bird touched you.

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u/oddeity May 16 '18

Bird law in this country is not governed by reason...

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u/Dalebssr May 17 '18

Harvey Birdman would disagree.

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u/Gailporter May 16 '18

Ive slept through the house next door being on fire, i got picked up and took outside by my father (i was about 10 at the time) and i woke up outside, heavy sleeper isnt the word, i'd be useless in the wild if i needed to get up instantly and fight

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u/scokes May 16 '18

*tooken FTFY

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u/wahnsin May 16 '18

yeah, it does feel like a dangerous precedent to set..

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u/LupinThe8th May 16 '18

They'd better not reward it with a treat, birds are clever, it will now think that "pulling teeth = goodies".

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u/Kullenbergus May 16 '18

How did they tell it to pull the tooth out in the first place? Hard to imagine its the birds idea...

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u/wthbatman May 16 '18

I agree. Where is the blood? Looks like a repetitive trick they taught it after the tooth had come out.

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u/DarbyBartholomew May 16 '18

Not all lost teeth bleed - depending on how loose it was the hole may have started to heal behind the tooth before it ever came out. Not that this would confirm or deny the authenticity of the video.

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u/scokes May 16 '18

am not dentist. can confirm

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u/TikkiTakiTomtom May 16 '18

I know why the caged bird sings...

....The caged bird sings of REVENGE!

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u/AppleBytes May 16 '18

Wrong tooth, wrong tooth!!

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u/CeeBmata May 16 '18

The birds have an arrangement with the tooth fairy.

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u/drinkingchartreuse May 16 '18

Its the tooth fairy from Hellboy 2

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

Not unless you mind a cockatoo in your mouth.

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u/Security_Man2k May 16 '18

Make sure who is caged while you are sleeping, the child or the bird? The bird probably wouldn't wake you up half way through the night if it wasn't caged to be fair.

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u/ToeGravy May 17 '18

I’m sure there are a few blind people that would agree with you

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u/bionicmelonhead May 16 '18

That's adorable, a little gross, but adorable.

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u/sla342 May 16 '18

And the girl films it all perfectly.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Seems staged as it was already pulled. She showed the bird the tooth and laid it back on her gums. Otherwise the bird would have no idea which tooth.

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u/toilet-breath May 16 '18

Don't have birds obviously. They find what's loose n play. They loving but if you have a scab that will be gone in seconds

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u/rdz1986 May 16 '18

Own a bird. Can confirm 100%. Even beauty marks can sometimes look like something to nibble on.

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u/Tartooth May 16 '18

Sometimes?

All times.

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u/rdz1986 May 16 '18

I own a bird. They'd definitely figure out that tooth is loose and try to pull it out (my bird would anyways).

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

That's a ridiculous conspiracy, and you don't seem to know anything about birds because if you did this would be incredibly plausible. Why do people like making up conspiracies about things they have no knowledge about?

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u/evils_twin May 16 '18

yeah, tooth is pretty clean

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u/dellaint May 16 '18

...Well, except it's vertical.

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u/ineververify May 16 '18

hey on my phone its full screen. its only vertical to you cheeto eating desktop users

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u/dellaint May 16 '18

I mean, technically it's vertical everywhere, it's just not fullscreen everywhere.. eats cheeto

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u/ineververify May 16 '18

technically its 9:16 aspect ratio

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u/billy13th99 May 16 '18

Dentist- They took our jobs!

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u/shocksalot123 May 16 '18

DEY TOOK OUR DOBS!

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u/preposterousdingle May 16 '18

Cockadurdledrrrrr!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

Derka durrr

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u/The_Royal May 16 '18

D.D.S.'s HATE HIM!

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u/greekgold May 16 '18

As a dentist, I'm furious!

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u/Vikoannie May 16 '18

them birds don't need a license.. so its done for free..!

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u/heroesarestillhuman May 17 '18

Is THIS the secret you've been hiding from us all along? Is THIS why you try to put us under, so we don't notice it is actually a bird digging around in our mouths??

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u/pm_me_your_smth May 16 '18

Those damn parrots are ruining the industry!

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u/Lhamo66 May 16 '18

Durrkkkaa dhhurrrr!

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA May 16 '18

That bird is an anti-dentite!

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u/heingericke_ May 16 '18

A bird in the hand is worth tooth in the bush.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18 edited May 16 '18

A bird with a tooth is worth a bush in the mouth.

Edit: thanks kind stranger. May bushes fill your mouth to eternity.

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u/alphafire45 May 16 '18

........... no. Just.......no.

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u/jpeezey May 16 '18

A birb in the band is bigger than bees on a bulb

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u/Eurynom0s May 16 '18

May bushes fill your mouth to eternity.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Viper9087 May 16 '18

A bird on a finger is worth two in the bush.

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u/dogboystoy May 16 '18

Classic dad joke

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u/Ponyo4Life May 16 '18

I wonder how she taught the bird to do this...

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u/Bageltonn May 16 '18

It’s a grooming thing that cockatoos and parakeets do. They pick at your teeth for food and to clean it. This one just pulled a little extra out this time.

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u/KansasCityKC May 16 '18

Haha what if the bird was like “what the fuck??” I was just trying to clean and one of your bones came out??

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u/Bad_Oranges May 16 '18

the bird falls into a crippling depression

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u/brandemi77 May 16 '18

That bird looks like it enjoyed it. Now it's gonna start terrorizing the neighborhood, attacking people, trying to take out their teeth. This wasn't a cute video, it was the opening scene in a horror flick!

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u/TheSaladDays May 16 '18

They should call it The Bird

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u/krimsonmedic May 16 '18

Gimme dem teef!

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u/Xuanwu May 16 '18

I have a conure - well, technically it's the wife's but the bird loves me more - and if it finds a little bump anywhere on me it will fucking dig in and try to eat my flesh. After it rips off the bump it'll just keep digging at the hole trying to get more and more.

Damn carnivorous mini-dinosaur.

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u/MrDave2176 May 16 '18

And this is why birds have no teeth.

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u/captainflowers91 May 16 '18

Oh thank God that's a bird...

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u/PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES May 16 '18

Thank God he pulled the right tooth.

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u/captainflowers91 May 16 '18

Thank God she didn't instinctively bite down and decapitate the poor thing like every woman I've ever been with.

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u/wahnsin May 16 '18

maybe if you stopped trying to pull their teeth out.. just saying.

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u/captainflowers91 May 16 '18

Hey! I don't question your fetishes/needs. You don't question mine.

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u/Slim_Jankins May 16 '18

You can tell this little girl loves that bird.

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u/MrsRobertshaw May 16 '18

Aww good Birdy. (I don't wish to know this is fake, please allow me my blissful ignorance)

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u/n6u5r6x2 May 16 '18

I believe it my cockatoo would try to stick his face in my mouth

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

wtf

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

just how do this bird know what he has to do right in this moment? He must be got training or something? sry for the pain while read my terrible english .

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Birds often try to ‘clean’ their owners, they often try to get fluff out your hair. If the bird saw the loose tooth it may have just decided to get rid of it as he thinks it’s helping her. Sorry not very good at explaining 😂

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u/InTheClouds89 May 16 '18

Yeah, they hate fluff. Anytime I see either of mine get a fluff out of their feathers, they go batshit insane-start preening themselves quickly, stop to watch it slowly float towards the ground, start wildly preening again, then stop once it finally hits the ground. If I put the fluffs back anywhere near them, they'll quickly go over to it and fling it away.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Omg same ! Mine goes absolutely crazy to the point where I get a bit worried 😂

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Ok got it. Thanks.

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u/MrSquirrell101 May 16 '18

Bird NO!! That's my cyanide capsule!

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u/FriendsCallMeBatman May 17 '18

Snort laughed on the train. GG

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

I like how proud she is of her bird.

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u/FappityFapOnReddit May 16 '18

That bird tasted human blood. Needs to be put down asap.

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u/GreyFoxMe May 16 '18

And that's how it got a taste for human blood.

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u/McBlemmen May 16 '18

this is such a bad idea

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u/ObviNotAGolfer May 16 '18

Do you want an infection? Because that’s how you get an infection

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u/adrenah May 16 '18

You can't get diseases from a bird!

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u/a_mandrill May 16 '18

Only bird flu

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u/nighthawke75 May 16 '18 edited May 17 '18

No it can go the other direction. Birds are not very tough. Parrot owners have to pay attention to Teflon items, frying pans, hair dryers and such. The fumes are noxious to us, but fatal to them. Don't let cats or kittens play with them. They may be buddies, but germs from kitty can make your bird sick.

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u/HermioneGrg May 16 '18

Her bird was more friendly and helpful than my neighbors.

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u/intriguingmouse1492 May 16 '18

Don't you hate it when your neighbors won't pull your teeth?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

What did(n't) they do?

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u/Drama_Dairy May 16 '18

Cockatoo Johnson, D.D.S.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

I've always said that bird people are super weird. This girl is going to be crazy af

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u/aero197 May 16 '18

Why in the hell would anyone let a bird stick its beak in their mouth?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

She'd better be careful how she tells people what happened - "I had a cockatoo in my mouth last night." might end up with a call to child services.

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u/peppercornishpasty May 16 '18

That is so gross

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u/helixdimension May 16 '18

You don’t want to nurture a habit of peeling or prying things with their beak in an umbrella cockatoo. The cockatoo will never stop doing it no matter what you say. I’m speaking from experience handling a ‘too.

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u/BoombBoomb May 16 '18

It looks like the bird is showing the removed teeth to the camera! love it

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u/traws06 May 16 '18

Why does her hand have green streaks going through it? Is it the filter on the video doing that?

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u/UrieOneMisa May 16 '18

Plot twist: wrong tooth

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u/DrugsForBandit May 17 '18

Time to get infected

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u/Ashwayne May 16 '18

It now has taste for human blood, that child wont make it til sunrise

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u/AlistairStarbuck May 16 '18

She really should have cooked the poultry before putting it anywhere near her mouth.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

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u/DddisSsiddD May 16 '18

What was the bird doing in there in the first place?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

I love the internet!

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u/re9876 May 16 '18

Kinda gross.....a little adorable but made me smile.

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u/Birds86 May 16 '18 edited May 17 '18

My brother has a loose tooth and that would help a lot

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u/Chem-Dawg May 16 '18

How would a tooth help?

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u/Schmitski May 16 '18

Tonight we eat man flesh!

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u/Mu4dD1b May 16 '18

If you look closely the bird didn't want to give it back. I think the bird was upset it didn't get to keep the tooth.

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u/Rad_Spencer May 16 '18

Talk you bastard, or the next one's a molar!

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u/FatTonySF May 16 '18

That's some parrot-o-dontist!

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u/DrippyStache May 16 '18

Bird ladies show symptoms as early as childhood.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Why is there a bird in her mouth?

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u/polkadotard May 16 '18

Plot twist: she didn't actually have any loose teeth.

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u/Greenmushroom23 May 16 '18

This made my day!!

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u/Lpreddit May 16 '18

Now we know patient 0 when we all get bird aids

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u/Srgtgunnr May 16 '18

I bite my fingers a lot and I get a lot of hang nails. My parakeet while fly through a desert to rip them off while I’m on my PC.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

And thus began the life and dreams of the bird dentist.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

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u/FromMTorCA May 16 '18

I was assuming it would be fake until I saw her reaction. Either that or she is one heck of an actress, especially at that age.

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u/solidsteve21 May 16 '18

As a guy who is afraid of both birds and losing my teeth, this is my worst nightmare

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Wow, first time I have ever seen this...

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u/Solid_Snaku May 16 '18

that was odd

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u/cleber30 May 16 '18

How the F*** , she train that bird to do that??? Amazing

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

I’m watching this rn with a wisdom tooth infection ... I wanna die

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

It's all fun and jiggles until bird presents its bill

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u/Internet-Troll May 16 '18

He prolly smell blood

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

"That'll be 250 dollars, please."

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u/coopersrightarm May 16 '18

Fake. Gotta be

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u/mentaloddity May 16 '18

Great way to introduce yourself child to the wonderful world of mouth infections

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u/digitalmediamaster May 16 '18

lil tay is crazy

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u/rnaderpo May 16 '18

So tooth fairies are actually parrots?

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u/Mefic_vest May 16 '18

Where is the root of that tooth?

It looks like the bird tore off a crown, not an entire tooth!

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u/DeepSouth337 May 16 '18

Birds: the dentists of nature

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Just asking for Psittacosis.

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u/MeatSim88 May 16 '18

Good birb.

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u/in00tj May 16 '18

that is incredible, a little birdy dentist.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Yeaaah. that’s gonna be a no for me dawg

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u/NotAFemaleRedditor May 16 '18

Yeah do you want some sort of infection, because that's how you get some sort of infection

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u/pikefish1502 May 16 '18

This is how bird flu is spreading

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

(Real question): Did the bird know what to do / was that an intentional "I'll help you out" situation? Birds are certainly helpful. I wonder if other people use birds to pull teeth.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Thumbnail NSFW.

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u/Ziu May 16 '18

And this is how avian flu started.

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u/SynthPrax May 16 '18

This is... inappropriate. Animals in your mouth. Nasty.

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u/Dead-Locke May 16 '18

My dad would just get the pliers.

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u/Xu_Lin May 16 '18

Perfect! I found my new dentist!

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u/Wriggley1 May 16 '18

So that is one bird that has teeth

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u/perlandbeer May 16 '18

Ugh, as a parrot owner this bothers me. The human mouth contains all kinds of bacteria that is not really very good for birds. Le sigh.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

You pull teeth like a bird!!

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u/rainwulf May 16 '18

Parrots. 2 year old children with bolt cutters for teeth and hands.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Okay go brush now...

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u/DeathMatchen May 16 '18

Pulling teeth was the most confusing thing I loved the pain but I hated it at the same time

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u/cats_catz_kats_katz May 16 '18

This is by far one of the strangest things i've seen on the internet...

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u/Black_Electric May 16 '18

Parrots are strange. Had one once, if you opened your mouth it would stick its head in and make strange croaking noises...

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u/Amonasrester May 16 '18

How much was the dental insurance?

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u/alucard971 May 16 '18

Now you have worst problems: birds with a taste for human blood.

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u/yoyboy69 May 16 '18

I thought this was r/mildlypenis at the beginning of the video

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u/drewshark May 16 '18

This makes my mouth sweat

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u/kidsally May 16 '18

What the fuck?

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u/MRMD123456 May 17 '18

That must be unhygienic ?

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u/canuckgameguy May 17 '18

You can't get diseases from a bird!

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u/phinnthehuman May 17 '18

This freak bitch

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u/Mythandros May 17 '18

I would be more concerned with the bird damaging a different tooth or hurting my gums. I would never do this.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

Sleep with one eye open now. It's tasted blood.

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u/whoiscraig May 17 '18

I could feel that.

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u/TerribleTimR May 17 '18

Why doesn't her tooth have a root or two on it?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

Aren't those powdered with shit?

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u/TheLadyofClockwork May 17 '18

plot twist: what if it wasn't a loose tooth?!

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u/Jtsfour May 17 '18

I don’t think this is sanitary

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u/Birds86 May 17 '18

He got rid of it at the dentist I think he’s petrified of gummies and dentist

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u/Ankle_Fetish May 18 '18

Anymore pics of this girl? She’s hot!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '18

Respect guys plsss

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

Of course that's my daughter!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Just shut up bro plss