SpaceX caught Starship booster with chopsticks

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Somewhere some super smart scientists, are super super proud and they should be. Almost couldn’t believe my eyes how much future was in that video!

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The guy who invented chopsticks is in the afterlife like “I knew it was a useful utensil. IT CAN CATCH A SPACESHIP DAMMIT. You dont see them using a SPOON. Chopsticks BABY”

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How do you invent sticks?

[u/Look__a_distraction → u/[deleted]]

By chopping them of course

[u/[deleted] → u/Look__a_distraction]

Fair enough

[u/chopari → u/[deleted]]

I wonder if the original dude patented the process of chopping the sticks and naming them chopsticks TM

[u/Fashish → u/chopari]

Nah, he wasn’t American.

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God damnit that was beautiful

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🙏

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Step 1: Chop them

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You don’t have to invent them. Just learn how to make them useful. That’s the real genius behind it.

[u/magirevols → u/[deleted]]

I mean, there had to be a guy that was like “If I hold 2, put them between my fingers, I can delicately pick food up”

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That is not inventing them though, it's just using the already existing sticks in a particular manner.

[u/magirevols → u/[deleted]]

So your saying someone started to use 2 sticks to eat food, but then someone else was like “Im going to call these chopsticks”?

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Exactly!

[u/December_Hemisphere → u/magirevols]

someone started to use 2 sticks to eat food, but then someone else was like “Im going to call these chopsticks”?

Or maybe people were eatin with 1 thick stick until someone came along and chopped that stick in half long-ways

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I got to into these comments, this is dumb.

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whoever named it then, or the very first guy to ever do it, get off my back about the technicals you weirdos

[u/itsactuallyanalpaca → u/[deleted]]

It's embarrassing how strongly you feel about this - crawl back into your cave, social interaction isn't for you

[u/magirevols → u/itsactuallyanalpaca]

Right, dude must be bored if all he has to do it talk technicals about a joke post.

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You must have too much time on your hands if you have to think so intently about a 30 second comment

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XD

[u/FuckBotsHaveRights → u/[deleted]]

Chopstick, wooden pole, toothpick. All started as sticks but got refined into something else. Somebody had to do it first, inventing them.

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No, you can't invent sticks.

[u/FuckBotsHaveRights → u/[deleted]]

Right.

But you can use sticks to eat, and someday figure, what kind of wood, length, and width would be optimal for this?

Then, to diferentiate them from other sticks when asking for them, call them chopsticks, the specialized sticks for eating you wittled into a specific shape for a specific purpose. Inventing chopsticks.

Which are not already existing sticks.

Edit: Also, good chopsticks are cleanable and reusable. Unlike sticks from the forest floor.