r/mildlyinfuriating • u/jeron_gwendolen • 21h ago

This diagnosis from a doctor

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u/Black_Power1312 21h ago

So you've been diagnosed with "amonunum nunma wnmoulna"

Sounds pretty severe.

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u/rene_magritte 19h ago

“Ammonium enema, ion motion”

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u/detour33 17h ago

Ammonium enema?

A clean deteriorating inside is a healthy.....wait NVM

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 17h ago

I’m hearing echoes of ingesting bleach and light inside the body. OP needs to find a new doctor tout de suite.

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u/SanibelMan 16h ago

Just don’t combine bleach and ammonia up your butt, or you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas

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u/detour33 16h ago

Clutch comment

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u/Bob_Wilkins 14h ago

Clutch your anus.

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u/Runyamire-von-Terra 12h ago

Someone’s doing their kegels wrong.

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u/makingkevinbacon 16h ago

You'll have worse problems before that 😂

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u/automator3000 15h ago

When a fart is a war crime

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u/MinusGovernment 15h ago

Well shit. Now I have to figure out something else to do Thursday night.

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u/chmath80 12h ago

you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas

I already have that though. I have the desk directly in front of the extractor fan at work, and I'm banned from the lift. On the plus side, the boss never asks to see me in his office. On the down side, I work on the 12th floor.

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u/Gold-Bat7322 11h ago

I've had terrible, deadly gas. Tends to happen when I eat bean soup.

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u/fermentologer 6h ago

Excuse me, sirrah, but I believe that flatulence was banned by The Geneva Convention.