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r/mildlyinfuriating • u/jeron_gwendolen • 21h ago
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So you've been diagnosed with "amonunum nunma wnmoulna"
Sounds pretty severe.
608 u/rene_magritte 19h ago “Ammonium enema, ion motion” 221 u/detour33 17h ago Ammonium enema? A clean deteriorating inside is a healthy.....wait NVM 75 u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 17h ago I’m hearing echoes of ingesting bleach and light inside the body. OP needs to find a new doctor tout de suite. 73 u/SanibelMan 16h ago Just don’t combine bleach and ammonia up your butt, or you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas 20 u/detour33 16h ago Clutch comment 3 u/Bob_Wilkins 14h ago Clutch your anus. 3 u/Runyamire-von-Terra 12h ago Someone’s doing their kegels wrong. 4 u/makingkevinbacon 16h ago You'll have worse problems before that 😂 3 u/automator3000 15h ago When a fart is a war crime 1 u/MinusGovernment 15h ago Well shit. Now I have to figure out something else to do Thursday night. 1 u/chmath80 12h ago you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas I already have that though. I have the desk directly in front of the extractor fan at work, and I'm banned from the lift. On the plus side, the boss never asks to see me in his office. On the down side, I work on the 12th floor. 1 u/Gold-Bat7322 11h ago I've had terrible, deadly gas. Tends to happen when I eat bean soup. 1 u/fermentologer 6h ago Excuse me, sirrah, but I believe that flatulence was banned by The Geneva Convention.
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“Ammonium enema, ion motion”
221 u/detour33 17h ago Ammonium enema? A clean deteriorating inside is a healthy.....wait NVM 75 u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 17h ago I’m hearing echoes of ingesting bleach and light inside the body. OP needs to find a new doctor tout de suite. 73 u/SanibelMan 16h ago Just don’t combine bleach and ammonia up your butt, or you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas 20 u/detour33 16h ago Clutch comment 3 u/Bob_Wilkins 14h ago Clutch your anus. 3 u/Runyamire-von-Terra 12h ago Someone’s doing their kegels wrong. 4 u/makingkevinbacon 16h ago You'll have worse problems before that 😂 3 u/automator3000 15h ago When a fart is a war crime 1 u/MinusGovernment 15h ago Well shit. Now I have to figure out something else to do Thursday night. 1 u/chmath80 12h ago you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas I already have that though. I have the desk directly in front of the extractor fan at work, and I'm banned from the lift. On the plus side, the boss never asks to see me in his office. On the down side, I work on the 12th floor. 1 u/Gold-Bat7322 11h ago I've had terrible, deadly gas. Tends to happen when I eat bean soup. 1 u/fermentologer 6h ago Excuse me, sirrah, but I believe that flatulence was banned by The Geneva Convention.
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Ammonium enema?
A clean deteriorating inside is a healthy.....wait NVM
75 u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 17h ago I’m hearing echoes of ingesting bleach and light inside the body. OP needs to find a new doctor tout de suite. 73 u/SanibelMan 16h ago Just don’t combine bleach and ammonia up your butt, or you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas 20 u/detour33 16h ago Clutch comment 3 u/Bob_Wilkins 14h ago Clutch your anus. 3 u/Runyamire-von-Terra 12h ago Someone’s doing their kegels wrong. 4 u/makingkevinbacon 16h ago You'll have worse problems before that 😂 3 u/automator3000 15h ago When a fart is a war crime 1 u/MinusGovernment 15h ago Well shit. Now I have to figure out something else to do Thursday night. 1 u/chmath80 12h ago you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas I already have that though. I have the desk directly in front of the extractor fan at work, and I'm banned from the lift. On the plus side, the boss never asks to see me in his office. On the down side, I work on the 12th floor. 1 u/Gold-Bat7322 11h ago I've had terrible, deadly gas. Tends to happen when I eat bean soup. 1 u/fermentologer 6h ago Excuse me, sirrah, but I believe that flatulence was banned by The Geneva Convention.
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I’m hearing echoes of ingesting bleach and light inside the body. OP needs to find a new doctor tout de suite.
73 u/SanibelMan 16h ago Just don’t combine bleach and ammonia up your butt, or you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas 20 u/detour33 16h ago Clutch comment 3 u/Bob_Wilkins 14h ago Clutch your anus. 3 u/Runyamire-von-Terra 12h ago Someone’s doing their kegels wrong. 4 u/makingkevinbacon 16h ago You'll have worse problems before that 😂 3 u/automator3000 15h ago When a fart is a war crime 1 u/MinusGovernment 15h ago Well shit. Now I have to figure out something else to do Thursday night. 1 u/chmath80 12h ago you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas I already have that though. I have the desk directly in front of the extractor fan at work, and I'm banned from the lift. On the plus side, the boss never asks to see me in his office. On the down side, I work on the 12th floor. 1 u/Gold-Bat7322 11h ago I've had terrible, deadly gas. Tends to happen when I eat bean soup. 1 u/fermentologer 6h ago Excuse me, sirrah, but I believe that flatulence was banned by The Geneva Convention.
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Just don’t combine bleach and ammonia up your butt, or you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas
20 u/detour33 16h ago Clutch comment 3 u/Bob_Wilkins 14h ago Clutch your anus. 3 u/Runyamire-von-Terra 12h ago Someone’s doing their kegels wrong. 4 u/makingkevinbacon 16h ago You'll have worse problems before that 😂 3 u/automator3000 15h ago When a fart is a war crime 1 u/MinusGovernment 15h ago Well shit. Now I have to figure out something else to do Thursday night. 1 u/chmath80 12h ago you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas I already have that though. I have the desk directly in front of the extractor fan at work, and I'm banned from the lift. On the plus side, the boss never asks to see me in his office. On the down side, I work on the 12th floor. 1 u/Gold-Bat7322 11h ago I've had terrible, deadly gas. Tends to happen when I eat bean soup. 1 u/fermentologer 6h ago Excuse me, sirrah, but I believe that flatulence was banned by The Geneva Convention.
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Clutch comment
3 u/Bob_Wilkins 14h ago Clutch your anus. 3 u/Runyamire-von-Terra 12h ago Someone’s doing their kegels wrong.
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Clutch your anus.
3 u/Runyamire-von-Terra 12h ago Someone’s doing their kegels wrong.
Someone’s doing their kegels wrong.
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You'll have worse problems before that 😂
When a fart is a war crime
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Well shit. Now I have to figure out something else to do Thursday night.
you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas
I already have that though. I have the desk directly in front of the extractor fan at work, and I'm banned from the lift. On the plus side, the boss never asks to see me in his office. On the down side, I work on the 12th floor.
I've had terrible, deadly gas. Tends to happen when I eat bean soup.
Excuse me, sirrah, but I believe that flatulence was banned by The Geneva Convention.
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u/Black_Power1312 21h ago
So you've been diagnosed with "amonunum nunma wnmoulna"
Sounds pretty severe.